Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 169

They chased, they ran, they couldn't escape even with wings

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Lin Xi: "I just said 'Amitabha Buddha,' and they beat me up."

Su Mian was speechless. "Do you want to see what kind of temple this church is?"

This person definitely has some peculiar fetishes.

He often deliberately does things to provoke others into beating him, and then secretly enjoys the thrill.

Duan Xuanyu said thoughtfully, "But the fact that they beat you up and kicked you out proves they didn't intend to trick anyone into going in to commit a crime."

That's true.

After being beaten, I suddenly developed a greater trust in them.

Just then, it suddenly started raining.

Although this is a desert city, it gets quite rainy in the summer.

All guests, hurry to the church.

They still have a translator on them, with just one bar of battery left, enough to communicate.

It turns out that their church was built with funds from philanthropists, specifically to help lost souls.

Actually, you don't need to join them, nor are you forced to believe in them.

Anyone facing difficulties can come here to eat eggs.

They believe that as long as God continues to redeem these lost sheep, even if the sheep do not believe now, they will gradually develop faith in the future.

Even if you have never been a believer, you shouldn't go up to people and say "Amitabha Buddha."

This is a provocative act.

They open their doors in the early hours of the morning, hoping to provide shelter from the wind and rain for some lost souls.

It turns out that developed countries have their good aspects too.

Everyone received eggs, which were all boiled.

That's so thoughtful.

Finally, I felt a little bit of humanistic care.

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, they decided to stay overnight at the church and then go find the production crew the next day.

Although the church didn't have soft beds, it did have free clean water, so everyone could finally wash their faces, which had been dried out by the wind and sand.

Su Mian found a bench and lay down.

Duan Xuanyu sat down next to her.

He doesn't plan to sleep tonight; he'll stay to protect Su Mian's safety.

The church gradually quieted down.

Duan Xuanyu's system suddenly started beeping!

--[Aaaaaah!]

"How?"

--[I forgot to tell you, this illusion skill has a side effect...]

Duan Xuanyu: "What side effects?"

--[Isn't this sleight of hand a manipulation of perception? It automatically achieves logical consistency.]

--[If you were to change yourself into someone's father, then in that person's eyes, their original father would become you, so they wouldn't have two fathers, and logically, it wouldn't be wrong.]

--[In other words, if you replace the handsome men and beautiful women in the eyes of the world's elite with poop, then poop will become handsome men and beautiful women in their eyes...]

Duan Xuanyu remained completely unmoved after hearing this.

"There's not much to say, just wish them good luck."

-

On the other side.

Since embassies have limited powers on foreign soil and cannot provide much assistance, the program crew could only contact the local police.

If an ordinary person calls the police, the police in this country don't pay much attention.

However, after learning that the show had hundreds of millions of viewers, the local police had no choice but to rush over to demand the person's release.

But when they arrived there, they found no victims.

Only the victim's personal belongings were found.

There was also a group of thugs who were so exhausted from vomiting that they were powerless to resist.

The production team quickly grabbed their guests' phones and passports.

Many staff members were so worried they cried, and now it's raining.

Dear guests, do you know to run to a covered area when it rains?

They quickly continued searching for the guests.

Many of these fraudulent criminals have been arrested, including Tees.

Tiss confessed to defrauding his fellow countrymen.

But those elite high-ranking officials are the ones the local authorities dare not arrest.

They returned to China overnight to seek treatment from medical experts!

-

It is said that some victims have already contacted their family and friends.

They shared their experiences of being victimized and recounted their miraculous escape.

Everyone who heard this felt completely bewildered.

Why did those bad guys suddenly vomit all at once?

What kind of illness is it?

These messages quickly reached the country.

Domestic media outlets, facing life-or-death situations, have already conducted interviews around the world.

Every time you open the internet, you see legendary stories about the skewered squid park.

CCTV Observation: [Recently, many compatriots have been lured to developed countries for... A guest on a popular domestic dating reality show has also been implicated! CCTV Observation reminds everyone to be wary of "high-paying jobs" abroad! There is no such thing as a free lunch in any country!]

Xixi TV: [It is reported that a strange virus has spread to certain areas, attacking the brains of a group of elite people. This virus has been named the dung beetle virus because those infected with it will develop an uncontrollable and intense interest in feces, just like dung beetles...]

International Observation: [According to foreign media reports, the prince of District I suddenly left an important meeting, apparently because he had a strong urge to defecate and went to the bathroom to play with feces...]

Universal Entertainment: [International superstar reportedly infected with dung beetle virus, photographed kissing feces at airport...]

Global News: [Recently, a trend of playing with feces has emerged in the upper classes of many regions. Experts warn young people not to blindly follow this trend, as it can easily lead to infections such as E. coli, Salmonella, and some bacteria and viruses that may even invade the brain...]

The general public should have been keenly aware that something was amiss.

But faced with such a pungent news story, they really didn't dare to sniff it out!

[Dung beetle virus? Is that even human language?]

Do these young people seem brainless to these experts? Why are they worried we're so abnormal as to follow this trend...?

This world has gone so crazy that I'm starting to get scared...

[That eastern region is really... Our country's anti-telecom fraud campaign in the south is quite effective now, so nobody goes there easily, but a lot of people still get tricked into going to the east!]

[But why are so many elites from different countries infected with the same disease? Did they go to some common places? And how is this disease transmitted—through saliva, blood, or... sex?]

[Could this be another L... L... Island? Could these elites be...?]

[Haha, if that's the case, then this virus selectively infecting these people is actually doing a service to the people! After all, no law enforcement dares to arrest these people, so we can only punish them with inhuman methods!]

[ Heartbeat Radio Waves, are you still filming this episode? Are Mianmian and the others safe?]

[They're all safe! Heartbeat Radio Waves, I just saw a photo posted on social media by a foreign netizen. Do you think the background is those guests? I think I saw them in the square by Shahu Lake. They're all safe and sound, and full of energy. Let's go find them! (Photo)]

The production team is already having a headache because of the missing guest.

It's so great to see that netizens found the person before they did!

Everyone, head to Shahu immediately to search for the person!

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