Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 59

This was the naked objectification of men

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" Little Stars' Summer " is a variety show featuring children with autism.

The program selects four children aged 5-7 from celebrity families to experience rural life away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

All four children were very innocent and well-behaved.

The scenes that went viral on the show were all very heartwarming and healing.

For example: A cute little child is picking strawberries, and a little stray dog is following behind him carrying a basket.

The little boy, carrying a large bucket, waddled along with his short legs as he went to fish for shrimp in the crystal-clear stream.

The little boy, with a lotus leaf on his head, ran along a country path, with green wheat waves swaying gently in the wind on both sides.

A few adorable children sat at the entrance of a convenience store, each holding a slice of watermelon. The elderly shopkeeper, an elderly woman, held up a banana leaf fan and looked at them kindly...

Every frame is so beautiful it could be used as a phone wallpaper!

After briefly introducing the children's variety show, Yin Xiaohong moved on to a new task. "Before the show starts, we'll play a small game."

"The male guests will be blindfolded and will try to find female guests by touching them in an inflatable pool. If they can guess who the female guest is, they can become a couple and raise a child together!"

"Because we have one more male guest than expected, one of them will ultimately lose the right to choose a partner and will have the precious experience of raising a child alone while his wife is not at home!"

After the host explained the rules, the three female guests entered the pool first.

The four male guests went in blindfolded.

The guests weren't wearing swimsuits; they were all dressed in slightly revealing but very appropriate clothing.

Showing swimsuits directly on TV these days is likely to get the show taken down.

After the game officially begins.

Duan Xuanyu located Su Mian immediately.

He immediately walked towards Su Mian.

Just as he was about to touch Su Mian, Lin Xi slipped and fell towards Duan Xuanyu!

The two of them just fell into the pool together!

Duan Xuanyu immediately stood up.

But he was soaked through; his black shirt was drenched, revealing his perfectly broad shoulders, narrow waist, and taut muscle lines. A drop of water slid down his clearly defined jawline, down his neck, into his collar, and disappeared.

[Ahhh, is the little emperor's body so wild and seductive! He looks even more alluring in a shirt than completely naked!]

[I can already picture the tyrannical emperor frolicking with beauties amidst a pool of wine and a forest of flesh. (Just kidding)]

[Holy crap! This is the kind of variety show that we strong, independent women should watch!]

Duan Xuanyu walked towards Su Mian again.

Lin Xi, who had fallen into the pool, remained kneeling.

He raised his hand and groped around, hoping to grab something to stand up.

Suddenly, I touched something icy cold...

The object was immediately retracted, accompanied by a dismissive "tsk."

The feel of it... it must be a bracelet!

Su Mian seems to always be wearing a large bracelet!

Add to that her immediate withdrawal of her hand, her extreme disgust towards him, and that disdainful "tsk"...

Lin Xi immediately raised her hand. "It's Su Mian! I touched Su Mian first!"

Yin Xiaohong: "Correct. The first parent pairing has been chosen: Lin Xi and Su Mian. The two guests can leave the pool now and change their clothes."

Duan Xuanyu was stunned.

Suddenly, it felt like all my strength had been drained away.

[Ahhh, I feel so bad for Tyrant Bro. He was like a radar, finding Su Mian's location in an instant, but then someone inexplicably snatched it away...]

[Don't worry! I paused the game when Lin Xi met Su Mian! Go quickly!]

Duan Xuanyu stood there forlornly for several seconds, then suddenly began to move.

He judged the sound of water around him by hearing it, and avoided contact with anyone!

Whether it's a male or female guest, he will immediately move away when they get close to him!

He now has a new plan...

Anyway, he wanted to experience what it's like to be a parent with Su Mian!

Never let Su Mian live with someone else!

Another chaotic search ensued in the water.

Soon, Gu Yichen also managed to touch a female guest!

But he wasn't sure which one he had caught.

To prevent the guests from recognizing the female guests by their hair, the production team made sure each female guest wore a hat, making it impossible to tell by hair length.

But he vaguely remembered that Cheng Qin had a round face and Fang Nuonuo had a pointed chin.

So he touched the guest's cheek.

[Waaaaah, how come he caught the goddess first! Doctor Gu, although you're good-looking too, I still prefer shipping the top fan and the goddess!]

[It's okay, our Mianmian didn't get to be with her puppy either. This variety show just loves to break up everyone's couples.]

Fang Nuonuo glanced apologetically at Huang Han was standing not far away.

The more Gu Yichen touched it, the more he felt something was wrong.

It's neither a pointed chin nor a round chin...

Could it be...?

Gu Yichen released his grip and immediately apologized, "I'm sorry, Teacher Huang, I didn't expect to catch you."

Fang Nuonuo: "...?"

Yin Xiaohong's voice rang out. " Gu Yichen answered incorrectly, keep trying!"

Gu Yichen exclaimed incredulously, "A mistake? How could that be? That sharp edge... it's definitely a man's..."

Have you noticed that the goddess's face seems to have gotten noticeably wider after appearing on this show?

[Haha, have you gotten fat, you little glutton?]

[But she's long out of living expenses. She's either not eating these past few days or relying on the food provided by the production crew. How could she possibly gain weight?]

"..." Fang Nuonuo was furious.

She knew why her face had become like that.

It's all Su Mian's fault!

Su Mian's weather is so hot!

To maintain her public image, and since she couldn't directly lash out at Su Mian, she could only grit her teeth in secret.

Chewing every day... will make your masseter muscles bigger!

Because Gu Yichen was blindfolded, the tactile sensation was amplified, which is why he mistook her for a man.

After today's program ends, I definitely need to go to the hospital to reduce my masseter muscles!

In the future, when you're angry, you must never grit your teeth again!

Thinking of this, Fang Nuonuo quickly loosened her clenched back teeth and secretly clenched her fist instead.

Gu Yichen was still there, unable to understand.

But Huang Han had already discerned the location by his voice.

He immediately rushed over and grabbed Fang Nuonuo: "It's Nuonuo!"

Yin Xiaohong: "The second group of 'parents' is born! Congratulations to Teacher Huang and Nuonuo!"

Finally, Gu Yichen and Cheng Qin successfully teamed up in the third group.

Duan Xuanyu relied on his unique dodging skills to eventually find himself alone.

-

When Duan Xuanyu left the pool to change into dry clothes, Su Mian and Lin Xi had already changed and come down.

The two of them went to get a car first.

The photographer is still outside the car, so there are no live broadcast cameras inside the car yet.

Su Mian sat by the window and glanced at Duan Xuanyu.

Those soaked clothes, those firm abs.

Su Mian sincerely sighed in a low voice, "Sometimes I really can't help but want to touch it a few times."

Lin Xi also glanced at Duan Xuanyu...

I feel like I've lost.

A surge of anger welled up inside him. "If you're going to touch abs, fine, but can you please stop saying 'touching your penis'? I'm so tired of hearing 'penis'! And you're always staring at other people's abs! Staring at men's appearances! Don't you think that's a male gaze?!"

Su Mian immediately checked Lin Xi's Disgust Points: 55.

So he hates men being stared at?

Su Mian immediately stared at him. "Actually, your abs are pretty good too."

Lin Xi choked.

Disgust Points: 12.

Su Mian was dumbfounded.

It turns out he didn't hate men being stared at; he hated being stared at, not him!

Su Mian quickly regained her composure and asked quietly, "Did you get it from eating protein powder?"

The Disgust Points jumped to 69 in an instant!

Su Mian smiled gently.

fine.

To manipulate his moods and do whatever he wants.

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