Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 60

Those Weren't Slaps-She Was Stroking My Face

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The other guests also changed their clothes and came down.

Director Zhao noticed Duan Xuanyu looking dejected and went over to comfort him, "It's okay. We'll all be filming in the same environment later. If you need any help, you can ask Su Mian. Blindfolded groping is difficult enough, but groping someone you like is even harder!"

Duan Xuanyu shook his head. "No. It's not difficult for me. I knew where Su Mian was as soon as I entered the pool."

Director Zhao casually asked, "Why? Is it because you ancient people really relied on your breath to determine direction?"

[Yeah, I'm curious too! How did Tyrant Bro manage to catch the steel bar with his bare hand last time?]

[Help! Now the entire production team and audience have naturally accepted that he is the emperor of Northern Liang who has traveled from ancient times to the present...]

Duan Xuanyu looked at the director as if he were an idiot.

We ancient people weren't radar...

However, he didn't say it directly, but explained, "I relied on scent, because Su Mian has a sweet and fragrant smell, especially when she hits me... when she touches my face, that fragrance hits me even before her slap... even before her hand..."

director. "..."

Respect and understand human differences.

[Waaaaah, sweet girl saves the world!]

[ Tyrant Bro always takes two spring pills before appearing on the show...]

[I figured it out a long time ago. Actually, Tyrant Bro always deliberately provokes Mianmian, and when Mianmian raises her hand to slap him, he willingly puts his face up to enjoy it. What a cunning little emperor!]

[Is this what a true pervert is...?]

All the guests boarded the vehicle.

To help viewers better understand the children, the production team played some of their previous videos in the car.

They are quiet, filial, sensible, and well-mannered...

Seeing their adorable and well-behaved appearance in the video melts everyone's hearts.

[Waaaaah, isn't the government encouraging people to have children? I want these four! When will they be delivered?]

[Natural childbirth is never as easy or quick as it seems! I wish I could have one too, hehe.]

The bus sped forward, carrying the expectations of the guests and audience, heading towards Bluebird Village!

In Bluebird Village, there is a warm and simple farmhouse courtyard.

The staff member sighed as he looked at the four children in the yard.

"What's the boss doing?! How dare he collaborate with someone else's live-streaming program?"

"He's insane! Doesn't he know what kind of people these kids are?!"

"There's no other way! That dating reality show is all the rage right now, while our show's viewership is just too low. It was a huge struggle for the boss to finally secure a collaboration."

The staff can only watch helplessly.

Actually, these children are completely different from those shown on TV.

They're all incredibly wicked.

The heartwarming and healing scenes that viewers usually see...

It was all edited by the editor using superb editing skills!

At that moment, a little girl, who was clearly beautiful, but dressed in a black short-sleeved shirt, black trousers, and black sandals, walked out of the room with a stern face.

He let out a cold laugh as he passed by the staff.

All the children on the show have new nicknames; this little girl Xiaoli.

The staff member immediately adopted a more serious attitude and asked gently, " Xiaoli, what's wrong? Are you unhappy?"

The Xiaoli's rosy face was full of arrogance and aloofness.

"I don't laugh because I'm not naturally inclined to laugh; I want to be a detached child. Laughter feels really strange, and what's the point of laughing? It's ridiculous. I will never laugh."

The staff were speechless.

Editing was the most difficult part for her.

Because she really had a sour face the whole time!

The production team can only edit in her profile and back view each time in order to make the audience feel the beauty and positive energy!

The staff hadn't yet figured out how to comfort her.

Suddenly, a loud "crack" sound came from the side—the sound of a heavy object shattering!

Then came a baby's innocent cry, "Oh dear! Daddy! Have a safe journey!"

Not far away, a chubby-faced little boy broke a bowl, knelt down on the ground, and started crying.

His name is Xiaohu.

A few days earlier, he had unexpectedly encountered a villager's funeral procession in the village.

According to local custom, the deceased's son will smash a basin at the front of the procession and then begin wailing; this is called "the filial son smashing the basin."

Xiaohu learned it.

Every day he comes home and "the filial son smashes the basin"!

He practically smashed all the bowls on the show's set!

Fortunately, his biological parents were not present, and the production team edited out those scenes.

Otherwise, even his own parents would be furious!

As Xiaohu was crying uncontrollably, a beautiful little boy, as exquisite as a jade carving, walked over with his hands in his pockets.

He turned around casually, smirked, slumped his shoulders, put the pacifier in his mouth, and let out a contemptuous sneer.

His name is Xiaolu, and he's started acting all roguish and cool again.

Xiaolu's father has played very famous roles such as gangster bosses and young thugs, and is known as the most roguish and handsome male star in the industry.

So this child, even at a young age, had a carefree and irresponsible attitude.

Is this positive energy?

If they broadcast their show live, will it really not be banned by the government?

Why!

The staff member was so angry that he went outside to smoke a cigarette and calm down.

Just then, a chubby little girl came out carrying a basin.

Stand next to the staff, banging on a basin while rapping:

"Don't smoke, don't smoke, smoking ruins your lungs and you'll never have a tomorrow~ Don't smoke, don't smoke, or you'll leave this world~"

Her name is Xiaotu, and she followed in her parents' footsteps as rappers.

"..." The staff member quickly put out his cigarette, slumped against the wall, his body slowly sliding down the wall, his head tilted back at a 45-degree angle to look at the sky.

He almost lost his will to live.

finally.

The crew of " Heartbeat Radio Waves " has arrived at the recording location!

Yin Xiaohong was the first to get out of the car.

"Kids, come and welcome your new dad and mom!"

Her response was an awkward silence.

[Huh? I thought those well-behaved, sensible, kind, and enthusiastic children would happily run out, but I haven't seen a single one!]

Not only were the audience puzzled, but the guests and staff were also confused.

Everyone looked at each other, puzzled and unsure what was going on.

At this moment, the director of the children's variety show stood out of the camera's view and quietly beckoned to the director of the romantic variety show.

Director Zhao ran over and whispered, "What's going on? Are the babies still sleeping?"

The director of the reality show recounted the whole story.

After speaking, the two directors looked grave.

"Both of our bosses knew about this situation, but neither of them told us beforehand!"

"That's because they assume we can definitely solve the problem! If we can't, they'll deduct our wages."

Director Zhao pondered for a moment, then patted the director of the variety show on the shoulder.

"There's still potential in this! Our show's guests might actually have a great chemistry with those mischievous kids!"

Both directors decided to take it one step at a time.

Director Zhao informed Yin Xiaohong of the situation.

Yin Xiaohong nodded and smiled at the camera, "Guests, the babies are already waiting for you in the yard. You can go in and form a family with the child you click with!"

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