The guests entered the courtyard.
Fang Nuonuo first spotted Xiaohu playing with the puppy under the grape trellis.
She did a lot of research beforehand and knew that Xiaohu was the son of Director Zhang, who is widely recognized as the most legendary director in the film industry.
When Director Zhang makes a movie, the leading actress is guaranteed to become a huge star.
Therefore, Xiaohu is the choice among these four children that can bring her the most benefits.
She walked towards Xiaohu with a big smile.
Huang Han followed, looking down at her with doting eyes. "You know I want a son, right?"
"... Is that so?" Fang Nuonuo smiled slightly.
Huang Han: "Don't you think I'm sexist?"
Fang Nuonuo maintained her smile, "No."
Huang Han: "You're so understanding. I'm definitely not sexist. I like my son because I can't like any girl other than you."
"..." Fang Nuonuo's lips twitched, but she maintained her smile. "Haha, Mr. Huang, you're as humorous as ever today."
She quickened her pace to the grape trellis, squatted down next to Xiaohu, and played with the puppy together.
Fang Nuonuo asked gently, "Hello baby, we'll be your mom and dad for a day today. Are you talking to the puppy?"
Xiaohu didn't even look up. "Are you stupid? Can't dogs talk?"
Fang Nuonuo: "..."
[Haha, this kid always speaks the truth!]
[Huh, why is Xiaohu so different from the warm-hearted Little Tiger from the previous episodes?]
Huang Han adopted the role of a strict father, saying with a stern face, "How can you talk to your mother like that? What if she treats you like this when you have children in the future?"
Xiaohu looked at him like he was an idiot. "Are you stupid too? I'm a boy, I can't have children."
Huang Han almost raised his hand to slap him; if it were his son, he would have slapped him already!
But considering it was a TV show, he held back and coaxed with a smile, "Call me Dad. As long as you call me Dad, I'll take you anywhere you want to go today."
Upon hearing this, Xiaohu perked up, stood up, and shouted in a strong voice, "Dad!"
Huang Han nodded with a smile, "Oh, so well-behaved."
But before he could be happy for more than a few seconds, Xiaohu suddenly took down a flowerpot from the shelf next to him.
A clear, crisp shout rang out, "Filial son! Smash the basin!"
Then he smashed the basin on the ground!
After falling, he knelt down with a thud, kowtowing and crying, "Father! Waaah! Your filial son has come to escort your spirit, may you rest in peace, waaah..."
[Help! It's the filial son! The whole place is buzzing with excitement!]
[As a child: My parents didn't understand me, they beat me, I wanted to become a villain. As an adult: Every beating a child receives is deserved.]
[Don't laugh, or you won't have the strength to spank the child!]
Kids at this age learn everything so quickly and love to imitate; they should be sent to university so we university students can stay home and be kids!
Huang Han was so angry his face turned green.
They really raised their hands to hit the child.
Fang Nuonuo quickly stopped him. "Don't hit him, don't hit him! Children need rewards for sex education."
The important thing is that this is Director Zhang's child.
Hitting him would be tantamount to ruining my own future in the film industry!
Fang Nuonuo pulled Xiaohu up. "Baby, as long as you don't break the basin like a filial son again, Mom and Dad will take you out to play, okay?"
Xiaohu laughed happily, "Great! I want to go to the White House to congratulate Uncle Trump. I heard he recently found a job. Or, how about the Maldives?"
"..." Fang Nuonuo guided him, "Shall we go to the stream to catch some small shrimp?"
"The creek isn't as fun as the White House!"
Huang Han: "But I really can't go."
Xiaohu burst into tears. "Waaah, you lied! I'll still be a filial son and break the basin in the future! Waaah..."
Fang Nuonuo quickly wiped away his tears and comforted him, "Okay, okay, don't cry. Mommy will take you to the Maldives when I have time, okay?"
She always had a smile on her face and gently coaxed him.
Deep down, I secretly hope that all the kids on this show can be this mischievous.
Given Su Mian's fiery temper, she might just beat up one of her kids.
And so, we have another marketing point for tonight.
# Nuonuo's dream of a gentle mother#
#Su Mian The worst aspects of Chinese education are vividly embodied in her#
Fang Nuonuo thought about it more and more and it seemed feasible.
After I've calmed this child down, I'll go buy some trending topics.
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In short, the first family was formed in a lively and bustling manner.
The staff of the reality show for children had their phones confiscated by the director long ago, and were forbidden from going online to read comments or look at data.
They were afraid of being scolded too much, which would cause everyone to lose their composure and be unable to continue working.
But they couldn't help but worry as they listened to Xiaohu's piercing cries.
I'm afraid that when I get my phone at night, all I'll find are vicious curses.
Gu Yichen and Cheng Qin walked towards the Xiaotu.
The Xiaotu was holding a picture book, muttering something to itself, as if it were teaching itself a foreign language.
The little girl was chubby, wearing a princess dress, and had her hair tied up in two topknots.
She was the only one of the four children who was quietly reading.
This is the kind of chubby, quiet girl that Gu Yichen likes best.
The two walked up to the Xiaotu.
The Xiaotu rabbit recited foreign words in a childish voice. "Mama, mother; Papa, pa the; Grandma, grandma the; Grandpa, grandpa the..."
[Haha, Xiaotu Rabbit doesn't know the words, is she just reading them randomly?]
[Family group name: We are a loving family.]
[Luckily, Xiaotu Rabbit learned "mother" first, which led to other words; if she had learned "daddy" first...]
Gu Yichen squatted down to look her in the eye. "Little chubby girl, hello there, we're your mom and dad today."
The Xiaotu looked up at him and said seriously, "Aesthetic bias is a kind of intellectual deficiency!"
Gu Yichen: "... I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I just thought it was cuter to call you that."
The Xiaotu, with its round, chubby cheeks, put its hands on its hips and asked, "Do you have a foreign language name?"
Gu Yichen didn't have one, but he could make one up on the spot. "Then let's call him Eason. Why are you asking?"
The Xiaotu first took out a pair of sunglasses from its small backpack and put them on.
He then used his chubby index finger and thumb to make the letter W, while keeping the other three fingers together, striking the classic West Coast hand gesture in the rap scene.
"Eason, Eason, I'm going to diss you! You're skinny, so what? Even monkeys call you 'uncle'! You're skinny, so what? Even your poop smells worse than everyone else's! Boom boom boom boom boom~ So what if I'm fat? I didn't eat your rice! So what if I'm fat? You're the one with no taste! Boom boom boom boom boom~ With all that free time, please take care of yourself first! Yo~yo~"
Although the Xiaotu's voice was still quite childish, its pronunciation was very clear, and its little head bobbed up and down in rhythm with its own movements.
Her little feet, clad in red leather shoes, tapped to the beat, and the flesh on her belly, resembling jelly, jiggled with each step.
Cheng Qin and Gu Yichen both laughed so hard they were doubled over.
Even though she got criticized, I really think she's adorable.
I fully support Xiaotu joining the rap scene!
[No wonder she has to learn foreign languages at such a young age, haha, you can't survive in the rap scene if you don't know a few foreign languages!]
[Your image has crumbled! Rap sister, your image as the nation's sweet and gentle daughter has been shattered...]
[Although it's a bit of a mess, I feel it's more vibrant and adorable than the well-behaved and obedient characters it portrayed before!]
[The filial son next door is cute when he's not crying, as long as he doesn't throw a pot at me...]
On Duan Xuanyu's side.
He and Xiaoli sat on the sofa in the lounge.
Xiaoli still had a sour face, and Duan Xuanyu remained expressionless.
The two of them have been silent for a long time.
However, Duan Xuanyu realized that he needed the child's help to start a family with Su Mian.
So, for the first time ever, he took the initiative to speak to a stranger, "Kid, why are you so cold?"