Xiaoli pouted, her face sour. "No way, that's childish."
Duan Xuanyu was silent for a moment, then said, "Once upon a time, there was a bear..."
Xiaoli stomped her foot angrily. "Fine, fine! I'll do it, okay!"
That older brother is awful!
Whenever she misbehaves, he'll suddenly tell her a joke!
The key is that all his jokes are hilarious!
Every time, I can't help but burst out laughing, ruining my cool and aloof image!
Xiaoli walked to Su Mian's side, took Su Mian's hand, and looked up at her.
"Sister, could you take us with you? My single dad doesn't know how to do anything."
Su Mian originally wanted to say no, not wanting to delay her from farming Lin Xi.
Unexpectedly, Lin Xi spoke first, "No way! What kind of family activity is this, where are you guys supposed to come along!"
Since he said it wouldn't work, Su Mian decided to go against him.
"I think it's fine. Does an activity involving two families no longer count as a family activity?"
[Waaaaah, Mianmian is actually protecting Tyrant Bro! I'm so into this! They're a couple! After all the twists and turns, they're still together!]
[ Diarrhea Bro: So I'm part of your game?]
[No wonder Tyrant Bro couldn't catch Su Mian during the match, so he started actively avoiding all contact. So that's what he was up to! His scheme has backfired!]
Lin Xi gritted her teeth and remained silent.
Disgust Points: 75.
When Su Mian saw this encouraging increase, she knew she had made the right choice.
Lin Xi's emotions fluctuate wildly.
A single mistake that suddenly triggers his aversion could easily cause him to fully unleash his remaining Disgust Points.
Su Mian suddenly took out her phone and, while asking Lin Xi, began to write down, "Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
Duan Xuanyu was taken aback.
Su Mian is actually concerned about other people? Didn't she say she came to the show to Affection Points others?
Why should she care about others?
Lin Xi was also taken aback for a moment.
She actually cares about him?
He suddenly realized that he had been too prejudiced against Su Mian all along.
She is competitive, but she never resorts to shameless means.
She loved money more than anything, but she didn't steal or rob.
Now she's taken the initiative to cook, and even considered his tastes... She really is a great girl.
[Haha, that Diarrhea Bro is so easy to please! His eyes lit up instantly, and his face turned red. Let's become sworn brothers with that Roguishly Handsome Bro!]
Look at how worthless he is!
Poor Tom was completely manipulated...
Su Mian looked at the data panel and saw that his Disgust Points had plummeted to 0.
It's okay, it's just a sudden drop now, it will double in price later.
Su Mian: "Speak."
Lin Xi cleared her throat and replied obediently, "I don't eat cilantro."
Okay, add more cilantro.
Lin Xi: "I hate dishes made with fruit the most, like sweet and sour pork with pineapple. I don't eat it either; it's so weird because it's both sweet and salty."
Several fruit-based dishes had already popped into Su Mian's mind!
She made a list and then led two groups out to find ingredients.
Duan Xuanyu is no longer the ignorant ancient person who just transmigrated here.
He already has a deep understanding of the modern institution of marriage.
He squeezed next to Su Mian and began to persuade her:
"You cooking is already a favor, and he still dares to make so many demands on you."
"What kind of life can you live with someone who doesn't know how to cherish you?"
"Divorce him, you can have custody of the child, and we can start a new family."
Xiaoli walked up to Su Mian Su Mian and took her hand.
"Sister, Dad and I didn't come here to break up your family, we came here to give you a happier and more complete family!"
Su Mian whispered to Duan Xuanyu, "Isn't it inappropriate to say this in front of a child?"
[Haha, Tyrant Bro, the Marriage Judge!]
[ Tyrant Bro: I'd be willing to marry Mianmian, even as a concubine!]
[Modern times are better; in ancient times, you'd never see an emperor committing adultery for love.]
[The key point is that Mianmian didn't refuse, she just said not to say it in front of the children, so does that mean she can say it behind the children's back?]
Xiaoli stood on tiptoe and raised her head to speak, "It's okay! My mom and dad divorced a long time ago. My mom said that being able to let go of an unhappy marriage is a virtue! Sister, you can totally dump your current husband and be with my dad!"
Xiaoli's parents are both famous actors. They fell in love while working on a film together, but later divorced.
The reasons for the divorce were not disclosed to the public; they were only told that the couple had irreconcilable differences.
Lin Xi, furious, yelled, "Do you guys think I'm dead?!"
"And Duan Xuanyu, can you please follow the rules of the game?! When did the game ever say that you could form a family again?!"
Duan Xuanyu: "It didn't say it was impossible."
Just as the two were about to start fighting, they suddenly saw Huang Han walking towards them alone, carrying two large strips of pork belly.
They suddenly stopped arguing.
[A sensible man! He knows that family scandals shouldn't be aired in public, so he won't argue with outsiders!]
[Haha, you really didn't disappoint me!]
[Peace and tranquility in the inner quarters, harmony among wives and concubines, not bad at all.]
Huang Han walked past them with a smug smile.
He first provoked the three adults. "Your division of labor is wrong. It should be that the men are in charge of external affairs and the women are in charge of internal affairs. The women should stay at home to take care of the children, and the men should go out to find ingredients. It's such a waste of time for you all to come out together!"
Then he said to the two children, "You two are really unlucky to be with them, you're going to go hungry! Why don't you beg me? I'll ask Nuonuo's mom to leave you some food?"
The Xiaolu gave a cool, roguish smile.
Xiaoli gave a cold, indifferent snort.
Duan Xuanyu remained calm and sincere. "But the food she made last time made Lin Xi have diarrhea, and a child's weak body can't handle it. You can keep it for yourselves."
Sincerity is the best weapon!
[Haha, cricket fighting in front of someone, insulting outsiders, and hitting a love rival where it hurts—both the outsider and the love rival are furious!]
[Just now, Tyrant Bro was reading a book in the farmhouse, " On National Defense." Indeed, a man who can govern a country can also govern his love rival!]
Lin Xi stared at Duan Xuanyu, gritting her teeth!
You fucking bastard!
If you're going to insult someone, fine, but why bring me up too!
I suspect you're settling a personal score!
Duan Xuanyu wasn't finished yet. He went over and sincerely said to Huang Han, "These two pieces of pork, you cut them from your own body, didn't you?"
Huang Han immediately turned red with anger. "You stinking old fool, you really have no manners or politeness! There's a barrier between someone as highly educated as me and you! We can't communicate!"
Su Mian: "But you can also speak in a more polite and courteous way."
Duan Xuanyu: "For example?"
Su Mian: "What type of sales pitch do you need?"
Duan Xuanyu: "The caring type?"
Su Mian: "Let's pick a day to set off after we finish eating."
Duan Xuanyu: "Structure type?"
Su Mian: "Have the people eaten?"
Duan Xuanyu: "The curious type?"
Su Mian: "Who knows where these things came from?"
Duan Xuanyu: "The filial type?"
Su Mian: "You eat so well yourself, have you ever thought about your parents?"
Duan Xuanyu: "Didn't he complain that we were uneducated and lacked culture? Is there no such thing as being educated?"
Su Mian: "Let me test your knowledge on how to eat pork. No searching online, okay?"
Duan Xuanyu looked at Su Mian with clear, focused eyes, full of admiration and affection. "I've learned something new. You modern people really know how to talk."
Huang Han was panting with anger!
[Classic! Absolutely a classic!]
[Having formulas makes solving problems much faster!]
[I'm totally shipping them! Who says abstract women can't have love? All they need is an abstract guy who's always ready to go along with their crazy antics!]
[Haha, the funniest thing is that they were both so serious when they were talking, not laughing at all! But I laughed so hard that my bladder was churning with urination...]
Huang Han took a deep breath and sneered, "Forget it, I'm not going to waste my breath arguing with you here! Anyway, our group has already found the ingredients, let's go back and wait for dinner!"
"Take your time looking! I'm not leaving you that 1999 vintage Wuyi rock tea canister on the table in the lobby!"
That was tea specially brought by the production team; the guests could drink as much as they wanted.
However, the quantity was limited, Huang Han had already set his sights on it.
He planned to soak them all when he got back.
Let's not drink with these annoying guests!
After Huang Han walked away.
Duan Xuanyu suddenly exclaimed, "What? That's aged Wuyi rock tea?"
Su Mian immediately understood. "Did you do something to it?"
Duan Xuanyu and Xiaoli exchanged a glance, a hint of guilt flashing in their eyes.
But Duan Xuanyu quickly regained his composure and quietly shook his head at Xiaoli, signaling her not to say anything.
He naturally took Su Mian's hand. "It's alright. Let's go find some ingredients."