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Chapter 63

Su Mian Above, Please Accept Your Child's Bow!

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Su Mian has another trick up her sleeve: even hot-blooded boys under ten years old can't resist her!

Suddenly, without any warning, she started singing. "Come on, fight! Fight!"

The Xiaolu's eyes lit up, and it exclaimed, "Here we come!"

Su Mian: "We need the ace!"

Xiaolu: "Wild!"

Together: "Conquer the universe! Conquer the world!"

Su Mian: "I love you, even walking alone in the dark alley!"

Xiaolu: "I love the way you don't kneel!"

Su Mian: "I've faced despair with love!"

All: "We refuse to cry even once!"

The Xiaolu got more and more excited as she sang!

The more you sing, the more fired up you get!

After singing the last line, the Xiaolu knelt on one knee, cupped his hands in reverence, and said, "Mother, please accept my bow!"

[Haha, taming progress 10,000,000%!]

[I've learned something new! I'm off to train my little nephew right now!]

[Why can Mianmian even sing the songs that hot-blooded little boys love to listen to? Did you really work as a kindergarten teacher, hiding it from us...?]

"Good girl." Su Mian took Xiaolu's hand. "Let's go back to the lobby to record the program."

The Xiaolu obediently replied, "Okay!"

The two, one big and one small, walked back.

Su Mian, with her back to the camera, chatted casually with Xiaolu Lu.

" Xiaolu, actually, people like those big shots not because they're roguish and handsome, but because of their chivalrous spirit."

" Chan Ho-nam is loyal and righteous, Chan Wing-yan upholds justice, Hui Man-keung has national integrity, preferring to lose everything rather than allow a small island nation to persecute his compatriots..."

"They protect the weak, respect women, stand up for justice when they encounter injustice, remain true to themselves in the face of temptation, and fight against foreign enemies and protect the people when the country is in danger."

That's why everyone likes those characters.

The Xiaolu nodded its head, its eyes shining, and earnestly promised, "I know! In kindergarten, I will also protect the weak!"

Su Mian rubbed the Xiaolu's head. "So good."

Lin Xi stared thoughtfully for a long time before quickly catching up with them.

[ Mianmian really knows how to raise children!]

[Someone just said they were going to report the TV series for being taken off the air... It mainly depends on parental guidance, okay? I used to watch gory monster-fighting movies every day when I was a kid, but I haven't committed any murders or arson.]

[ Mianmian can play with children and impart correct values to them when they are most receptive. Waaaa, Mianmian, I want to be your child too!]

[If I had met Su Mian when I was a child, my childhood definitely wouldn't have been so dark. She seemed to have a healing power. If someone respected my hobbies like that, I would listen to any profound advice they gave me.]

Teacher Sun (Education Expert): [Superficial, ignorant, and naive! Children raised this way will surely grow up to be social outcasts! Spoiling a child is like killing them! If you don't know how to raise children, click on my homepage to see how I do it!]

This education expert kept posting messages, which did attract quite a few people to click and read them.

She claims to have worked in the education industry for forty years.

Her homepage is filled with posts about her visiting children's homes to help them correct their study habits.

But her method of correction was to destroy all of the child's interests and hobbies.

"Is this figurine your dad or your mom? You treat it like a precious treasure? Smash it! If you don't, your life will be ruined!"

Under her threats, the child cried and smashed his beloved Gundam.

"What kind of millet is this? This is garbage! You have to throw it all away today! You're shameless for being addicted to this kind of stuff! You've become a piece of trash, you've lost your soul!"

The parents also played a supporting role, assisting her in exerting pressure.

In the end, the child had to throw all the standees and badges on the table into the trash can.

Netizens left comments after seeing this:

[This is suffocating to watch. Isn't this just bullying? They've failed their whole lives, and now they finally get their dignity from these kids, right?]

[You dare call yourself a teacher? I think you're the real scum of society!]

Are these parents crazy? You hear someone insulting your child like that, and you don't do anything about it? I'd throw her in the trash!

[If I had that hammer, I wouldn't be smashing my beloved Gundam!]

[When I'm younger, I'd choose Su Mian as my education expert! I absolutely don't want someone like this!]

Su Mian's fan base has surged again.

Those who used to like her were people who shared her love of making money, were just as eccentric, and were just as carefree.

But now there are many fans who genuinely like her, even though their ways of doing things are completely different from hers.

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Teacher Sun went to the restroom.

When I came back and checked, the comments and private messages all had over 999!

Teacher Sun was overjoyed! She could almost see the money flowing into her pockets!

Going to the live stream today to ride on Su Mian's popularity was definitely the right decision!

When I clicked on it, I was stunned.

Why is everyone saying her parenting methods are bad?

She wanted to retaliate with a curse, so she typed a reply in the comments section:

"These young people today are a lost and ruined generation! You are all scum of society!"

Click send.

A small message popped up on the screen:

[Your account has been permanently banned due to multiple reports of your promotion of ideas that bully teenagers!]

Expert Sun's eyes widened!

What!

This account cost so much money to build, tens of thousands spent on certificates, and hundreds of thousands on advertising, and now it's all gone without even getting back the initial investment?

No! Unacceptable!

Go report those bad TV dramas, cartoons, and games!

They actually reported her, the conscience of the education sector and the savior of teenagers!

The more Expert Sun thought about it, the angrier he became!

Until she saw the latest trending topic:

#Would you rather have Su Mian visit your home or Expert Sun visit you?# Explosive

Clicking through, I saw that 90% of them had chosen Su Mian!

The remaining 10% chose her.

She excitedly went to see what the good kids who chose her were saying.

[I've had a lot of crazy ideas lately, so I need to ask my dad to invite Expert Sun over.]

[ Expert Sun, you'd better come to my house first. If you touch my figurine, I'll beat you into a foldable screen and that'll be the end of it.]

[Holy crap! I clicked the wrong button! I meant to select Su Mian, but I accidentally pressed the wrong one! Ahhh, everyone, let's report this lousy professor! When we were kids, we couldn't protect what we liked, but now we can unite to stop them from harming new kids!]

Surprisingly, not a single person was genuinely praising her!

Expert Sun's eyelids rolled back, and he suffered a stroke from anger.

The program continues.

In the farmhouse courtyard, all four families have been successfully established.

Now we can officially begin today's task.

The first task was to find ingredients in the village and cook lunch together as a family.

Yin Xiaohong explained the rules, "Our rule is that spending money is not allowed! Guests need to find ways to obtain ingredients in the village!"

"There's no need for everyone to feel that it's too difficult. Our production team has its own vegetable garden that we can use, and there are plenty of vegetables there."

"If it's just meat, then everyone needs to trade with the villagers."

The audience felt that this situation was indeed not difficult for Su Mian and Fang Nuonuo.

They are both very well-known, and people in the village should recognize them too. They could easily exchange their faces for food.

After understanding the rules, the guests all set out to find ingredients.

Before setting off, Duan Xuanyu bowed his head and said to Xiaoli, "Just do as I say later."

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