Little Rabbit's Inner Monologue, Tang San Coughs Blood

Smack!

Luo Zixi slapped Xiao Wu right on the butt.

"Ow!"

Pain jolted Xiao Wu awake from her sleep.

But what she said next left even Luo Zixi feeling helpless.

"Huh? What happened? Is it time for breakfast?"

She rubbed her sleepy eyes and stretched lazily, looking utterly carefree and doing whatever she pleased.

"Rabbit, shouldn't you explain yourself?"

Luo Zixi looked at Xiao Wu with a scrutinizing gaze, but Xiao Wu was completely unafraid.

"Bleh, bleh, bleh. Explain what? So I slept here. What about it? This young lady has been sleeping here for three months already."

After a brief pause, she lay on her side in front of Luo Zixi with the attitude of a dead pig unafraid of boiling water.

"What? Are you really going to lay a hand on a weak, pitiful, helpless little girl like me?"

Xiao Wu blinked her large, light-red eyes and put on a frail, delicate act, as though a gust of wind could knock her over.

Wang Sheng and the others, who had long grown used to the routine sound of a slap every morning, simply closed their eyes and remained silent.

They finally understood. This was not Luo Zixi keeping their boss in line—it was clearly their boss keeping Luo Zixi in line!

Tang San, meanwhile, cast aside those distracting thoughts and continued cultivating the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

Not long ago, he had acquired an extremely powerful first soul ring. He was now a level-fourteen Soul Master.

Yet Luo Zixi was cultivating Soul Power without absorbing a soul ring. In Tang San's eyes, that was no different from the behavior of an idiot.

Tang San had figured it out as well. As long as he became strong enough to take on the entire academy by himself, Xiao Wu would surely see the truth, leave that scoundrel Luo Zixi, and throw herself into his arms!

Xiao Wu's favorability has increased by 10%. Current favorability: 75%

Hearing the system notification in his mind, Luo Zixi felt a complicated mix of emotions.

Xiao Wu was now no different from a ticking time bomb at his side. He felt that before even a year had passed, Tang Hao would come after him directly.

The key to breaking this deadlock lay in the three traits he would obtain after absorbing his second soul ring.

He only hoped that one of them would be a special trait capable of concealing his aura or allowing long-distance teleportation. Otherwise, he feared his little life would truly end here.

"System, open my personal panel."

Name: Luo Zixi

Gender: Male

Age: ???

Martial Soul: Trait Collection Bag

Soul Power: Level-Twenty Soul Master

Appearance: Fair as jade

Physique: Wood Spirit Body (Super Recovery, Super Healing, King of Plants); Succubus Physique (Current Charm: 400%; example: ordinary person 40%)

Cultivation Method: None

Storage: Gold Soul Coin ×380, Silver Soul Coin ×387, Copper Soul Coin ×5

Current Traits: Succubus Physique (Gold), Wood Spirit Body (Red), Too Lazy to Move (Black)

Favorability List: Tang San -30%; Tang Hao -30%; Xiao Wu 75%

Overall Evaluation: Strength enough to bind the world

"Rabbit, why do you always keep pestering me?"

Watching Xiao Wu continue to wriggle around beside him like a worm, Luo Zixi was truly speechless.

"Hm? Hey! What do you mean, I'm always pestering you? I'm a girl, you know. I'm helping warm your bed, and you're still not happy about it?"

As she spoke, Xiao Wu crossed her legs and sat facing him, copying his posture.

"Hey, Rabbit, why are you getting so close again? Don't you know men and women shouldn't be so intimate?"

Damn it, what kind of mischief was this little rabbit planning now?

But before he could react, Xiao Wu, this hundred-thousand-year-old hooligan rabbit, directly shoved him onto the bed.

(⊙﹏⊙) What???

"If you really want to know why, hehe, it's because you're handsome and honest. Can't this young lady fancy you?"

The moment Xiao Wu said that, Tang San's body, which had been focused on cultivation, suddenly trembled.

A sweet, fishy taste immediately filled his mouth, and a streak of crimson blood flowed from the corner of his lips.

With eyes full of pain, he looked toward Xiao Wu, who was pressing Luo Zixi beneath her.

The aura within his body was in chaos. If he did not stop cultivating the Mysterious Heaven Skill now, his meridians would definitely suffer irreversible damage!

"Pfft!"

Tang San coughed up a mouthful of bloody froth. He had forcibly suppressed the circulation of his Mysterious Heaven Skill, but he had suffered some internal injuries as a result.

He raised his eyes to look at Xiao Wu and Luo Zixi again, his gaze filled with unwillingness. For some reason, all he felt now was that his heart hurt—hurt terribly.

Xiao Wu was incredibly strong. Luo Zixi, bound by her Supple Skill, was unable to break free from her control for the moment.

But upon hearing her words, Luo Zixi's heart went cold. If that old fart Tang Hao heard this, wouldn't he be done for? He would probably get hammered the moment he stepped outside.

"Hey, rabbit, let go already. Otherwise, I'm going to spank your little butt later."

Luo Zixi ignored what Xiao Wu had said. He knew very well what he needed right now.

Having a wife was certainly nice, but he needed to stay alive long enough to enjoy it.

"Bleh, bleh, bleh! I won't let go. Who told you to keep bullying me?"

Most of Wang Sheng and the others sleeping nearby were already nearly ten or eleven years old. On Douluo Continent, children from commoner families were already of an age to discuss marriage at eleven or twelve.

Thus, to them, what Xiao Wu had said to Luo Zixi was not a joke, but a very real promise.

Besides, they also felt that Luo Zixi and their boss were a perfect match. Both were powerful, and Luo Zixi had money. The chances of the two ending up together in the future were quite high.

However, Luo Zixi soon broke free of Xiao Wu's control through his own strength. Yet before he could even assume an attacking stance, Xiao Wu unusually grabbed his right hand with both of her warm little hands.

Luo Zixi froze at the soft warmth in his hand, but Xiao Wu's voice reached his ears once more.

"Luo Zixi, Big Sister Xiao Wu orders you to comb my hair."

Xiao Wu stuffed a small dark-brown wooden comb carved with a pink rabbit pattern into his palm.

He could still feel some warmth lingering on the comb. It was obvious that Xiao Wu carried it close to her body.

"Hmph, it's all your fault. You messed up Xiao Wu's hair, so your punishment is to comb it for me."

Xiao Wu turned her back to him and, without giving him any say in the matter, slowly undid her long scorpion braid.

By then, Wang Sheng and the others had also been awakened by the commotion between Luo Zixi and Xiao Wu. It would have been too rude to keep pretending to sleep.

But when they saw the scene before them, everyone was dumbstruck.

Not just them—even Tang San, who had just swallowed the sweet, metallic blood in his mouth, froze where he stood upon seeing it.

At that moment, only one thought remained in their hearts: Was this really still the fearless Big Sister Xiao Wu?

With her scorpion braid undone, Xiao Wu seemed as though a limiter had been removed from her beauty. Her entire temperament instantly became gentle and serene.

Although Xiao Wu was only a little girl after taking human form, her jet-black hair already fell below her waist. Paired with her naturally pure and beautiful face, the breeze lent her an ethereal, fairy-like air.

"Hey, why aren't you combing my hair yet?"

Xiao Wu looked coldly at Wang Sheng and the others before her. But when she noticed that Luo Zixi, that blockhead, still was not combing her hair, she turned back to him with her pale-red eyes brimming with delight.

"Blockhead, hurry up and comb my hair."

Xiao Wu's tone carried a hint of coquettish reproach, while ten thousand alpacas were stampeding through Luo Zixi's heart.

No, are you seriously trying to get me killed?!

What kind of ending do you think Xiao Wu will have?

Perhaps some of you can guess.