Where peach blossoms passed, not a blade of grass survived; when coins hit the ground, heads would roll!
Behind them are lush, towering mountains, and in front lies the endless desert of Huangqiu, bathed in the blazing sun.
Ling Yi now stands at the intersection of two completely different landscapes.
Behind it lies the famous Five Elements Mountain.
Ling Yi is currently just a Xiao Longtao in the Axe Gang, a nameless Xiao Longtao in the movie.
His task was to loiter around the foot of Five Elements Mountain and, if he spotted any passersby, immediately notify his brothers on the mountain to come out and rob them.
At this moment, Ling Yi had finished receiving the original owner's memories and the system's rewards.
Combat increased by 202 points. Cultivation technique: Bone-Dissolving Soft Palm. New divine ranks: God of Wealth, God of Marriage.
The Bone-Dissolving Soft Palm is a reward for meeting video data requirements in the " The Deer and the Cauldron " world; it's optional.
The positions of the God of God of Wealth and the God of Marriage are rewards for meeting video data targets in the " The God of Cookery " world.
This is pretty powerful.
Ling Yi never expected that the world of " The God of Cookery " had such potential.
But what can you do when there's Heavenly Court in this world?
In addition, the system also rewarded him with 10,000 years of Magic Power.
This pushed Ling Yi's strength to the early stage of the Pseudo-Saint realm, which is above the Daluo realm.
The classification of the Immortal Realm in the world of " The God of Cookery " is very crude.
Human Immortal, Earth Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, Golden Immortal, Daluo, and now there's a Pseudo-Saint.
As for why Ling Yi knew this was Pseudo-Saint, it was because of the extra memories that appeared when Ling Yi extracted ten thousand years of Magic Power.
"So, all my efforts in creating so many Dharma Body in other worlds were in vain?"
Was it all for naught? It was a little bit, but not entirely; it did have some effect.
But compared to the system's rewards, that's really not enough.
This made Ling Yi realize one thing completely: he was cheating, and his strength lay in the system.
Cultivation? If Ling Yi were to cultivate again, he would be a coward.
"This is the Legend joy of cheating! What's the point of cultivation? Bah!"
With a thought, Ling Yi opened the system interface.
[ Movie Extra Roleplaying System ( Master Sing Exclusive Edition)]
[Host: Ling Yi ]
[ Combat: 10133 (100w)]
[Current World: A Tall Tale of Journey to the West ( Unification ) (1%)] [Enter]
[World Completed]
[1. King of Kings 2000 ] [Enter] [Exit]
[2. King of Comedy ][Enter][Exit]
[3. The God of Cookery ][Enter][Exit]
[3. Flirting Scholar ] [Enter] [Exit]
[4. The Deer and the Cauldron ( Unification )][Enter][Exit]
[Other details omitted!]
Looking at the system interface, Ling Yi was considering something: if he obtained the Pandora's Box and flew directly to the end of the movie, would the timeline of the story simply finish?
Let's try it out once we find the Pandora's Box.
It's free to try anyway, and if it doesn't work, just restart it.
However, for some reason, Ling Yi always felt that this world was strange.
Logically speaking, this is the Myth World, where there should be energy similar to Spiritual Power in the universe. Otherwise, what would people cultivate? And how would demons cultivate?
Ling Yi did not Perception any Spiritual Power, but Perception the entanglement of Magic Power between heaven and earth.
You must understand that Magic Power can only be generated after cultivation and transformation.
Ling Yi was somewhat confused.
Just as Ling Yi was lost in thought, a bewitching red figure appeared in the desert.
As the figure drew closer, Ling Yi discovered that it was an unbelievably beautiful woman.
The woman wore a red dress, had long hair cascading over her shoulders, red lips and white teeth, alluring eyes, and skin as white as jade.
The red ribbon around her waist fluttered in the wind, ethereal and Piu-piu, like Fairy descending to earth.
" Chun Sanshiniang?" These four words immediately popped into Ling Yi's mind.
Then, Ling Yi turned around and ran up the mountain.
He ran while shouting up the mountain, "Oh no! A woman is coming up the mountain!"
To make it more realistic, Ling Yi deliberately tripped and fell, which made Chun Sanshiniang behind him giggle.
Ling Yi Chun Sanshiniang entered the Axe Gang's stronghold almost one after the other.
As Ling Yi shouted, the Axe Gang members all came out.
"A woman, a woman, it really is a woman?"
When the Axe Gang Xiao Di Chun Sanshiniang, they couldn't take their eyes off her, their faces full of sly smiles.
They were about to surround them.
"Stop right there! Look at you all, you lecherous fools! Haven't you ever seen a woman before?" The second-in-command shouted, stopping the crowd.
Joker Treasure hasn't come out yet, the second-in-command is naturally in charge.
"Who are you?" The second-in-command stroked his chin and looked at Chun Sanshiniang with a grin.
"Can't you all tell that I'm a woman?" Chun Sanshiniang said in a soft, seductive voice.
"Hehe!" The crowd laughed a little louder.
The second-in-command took a few steps closer, squinted, and asked, "Oh, what are you doing here?"
"The world is treacherous, the north wind is biting, and a frail woman longs to find a place to rest and wash away the dust of her journey."
Chun Sanshiniang adjusted the sash at her waist and said.
"Hehehe, do you even know where this place is?"
The others joined in the chuckles, but Ling Yi took a few steps back, distancing himself from them.
He was afraid that Chun Sanshiniang would lose her temper and splatter blood all over him.
Chun Sanshiniang wiped her cheeks with a silk handkerchief and said, "This place is filthy and chaotic, and everyone here looks ferocious. It certainly doesn't seem like an inn. Could it be a Darkness Shop?"
The second-in-command sensed something was wrong and his smile faded. "Knowing it's Darkness Shop, you still dared to come in? Aren't you afraid of walking into the lion's den? This is the Axe Gang."
Chun Sanshiniang chuckled and said, "It's too early to say who's the sheep and who's the tiger. If you gentlemen are bandits, aren't you afraid I'm the bandit leader?"
Chun Sanshiniang turned her body slightly to the side, and the red veil on her shoulder fell off, revealing the peach blossom mark etched on her shoulder.
With a wave of his hand, a copper coin appeared above everyone's head.
Where peach blossoms fall, not a blade of grass grows; where money falls to the ground, heads are lost.
The second-in-command's face turned pale, and he covered the copper coins above his head with both hands, kneeling down immediately and decisively.
Looking at the others, they knelt down even earlier than the second-in-command.
Ling Yi squatted behind the group. He was quite far away, so no copper coins flew towards him, but he still made a gesture of covering his head with his hands, otherwise, he would be too out of place.
Chun Sanshiniang ignored them and walked straight past them into the building.
As he passed Ling Yi, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, would you mind taking me to the bathhouse?"
Ling Yi was taken aback, not expecting he could add his own scenes. He quickly nodded in agreement.
After that, under Chun Sanshiniang's command, Ling Yi began to heat bath water for Chun Shan's wife.
After finishing their work, they returned to the mountain gate.
The second-in-command and his men were still kneeling, and it had been over an hour already.
This shows just how terrifying Chun Sanshiniang's reputation truly is.
However, they are currently being scolded by Joker.
At this moment, Joker still had a full beard, messy hair, and unfocused eyes.
"What is Chun Sanshiniang doing at Five Elements Mountain? This female demon never leaves without a treasure; could it be that there's a big deal here?"
After saying this, Joker was furious when he saw the Second Master and the others kneeling on the ground.
He kicked the tuft of grass next to the second-in-command hard and cursed, "What are you idiots doing with copper coins on your heads? Put them down!"
The second-in-command glanced at the tuft of grass at Joker's feet before saying, "This won't do! If the money falls to the ground, our heads will be in danger!"
Joker grabbed the Blind Man next to the Second Master and angrily shouted, "Second Master, what did you say?"
"How can someone as spineless as you be the second-in-command of my Axe Gang, huh?"
The Blind Man pointed to the second-in-command beside him and said, "Boss, I'm not the second-in-command, I'm Blind Man! He's the real second-in-command!"
The second-in-command chimed in, "That's right, I'm the second-in-command!"
Joker's eyes were practically squinting together as he pointed at a henchman beside him and said, "You think I don't know? What are you ashamed of for insulting Blind Man?"
Just then, a scoundrel happened to pass by, and Joker kicked it to the ground.
He pointed at it and yelled, "You're still running away? Look at you, sneaking around like a ghost, a disgrace, disheveled and filthy. How did you come out to Jianghu with me, huh?"
Ling Yi, watching from behind, almost couldn't help but laugh.
Joker was struck by the Seven Injuries Fist of the Three Saints of Kunlun. This Seven Injuries Fist is not the same as the Seven Injuries Fist in the Heaven Sword Dragon Slayer, but a genuine immortal Dharma School.
One punch inflicts seven injuries: damage to the eyes, wounds, mind, ears, body, strength, and soul.
The Three Saints of Kunlun were also genuine cultivators, but in reality, they were a group of bandits and robbers, just on another mountain more than 50 kilometers east of Five Elements Mountain.
According to the cultivation levels of this world, the distribution is only at the Spirit Refining and Dao Integration level.
They don't even qualify Human Immortal.
The original storyline did not explain the existence of the Three Saints of Kunlun, as they were merely minor figures unrelated to the main plot.
The reason for their conflict with the Axe Gang was because a caravan happened to pass through the area between the Axe Gang and the Three Saints Gang.
The two men got into a fight over this deal.
Joker is currently First Tier A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality. Although he has some strength, how could he possibly defeat a cultivator?
He got punched by the Laosan of the Three Saints of Kunlun, and this is how he behaves.
If it weren't for the fact that Joker's body was relatively resilient, he probably would have died.
In the original story, Joker spoke out of tune, talked nonsense, and even lost feeling in his legs, forcing him to walk on foot – all aftereffects of the Seven Injuries Fist.
After some discussion, Joker, the Second Master, the Blind Man, and the others decided to work together tonight to kill Chun Sanshiniang and eliminate this major threat.
But just as they were about to make their move that night, only Joker and Ling Yi's Invisibility camera rushed forward.
Ling Yi doesn't have any intention of disrupting the plot yet, but it's always good to film more scenes that everyone likes to see.
When Joker saw that no one was following behind him, he cursed under his breath. Facing Chun Sanshiniang in the water, he could only put on a smile.
Then he squatted down by the pool and said in a sly manner, "I am the leader of the Axe Gang, nicknamed Jade-Faced Flying Dragon Joker. I have long heard of the great name of Chun Sanshiniang. May I ask what brings you to our humble gang, Thirty-Niang?"
A fleeting look of disgust and murderous intent flashed in Chun Sanshiniang's eyes as she coldly sneered, "I'll stay here for a while!"
"I wonder how long 'a moment' is?" Joker asked tentatively.
Chun Sanshiniang thought for a moment and said, "Two days and three nights!"
Just as Joker breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Chun Sanshiniang giggle and say, "It could be thirty or fifty years, but in any case, I'll leave when the person I'm waiting for appears."
Joker was immediately enraged. Wasn't this blatantly an attempt to seize control of the mountain?
"I'm afraid you won't live that long!" Joker roared, drawing his axe from his waist and preparing to chop at Chun Sanshiniang.
But the next moment, the scene became a little awkward!