Upon seeing this, Chun Sanshiniang immediately covered her eyes and angrily shouted, "You scoundrel, what are you doing?"
Joker casually said, "Pee-pee!"
Chun Sanshiniang's face darkened. "You're peing here?"
Joker laughed exaggeratedly, "Hahaha, otherwise where would you get such a big tub of water to bathe in?"
Chun Sanshiniang made no attempt to conceal her murderous intent, coldly asking, "What did you say?"
I told you you wouldn't live that long, until you meet the person you're meant to see.
As he spoke, Joker jumped into the water and swung his axe at Chun Sanshiniang, but the difference in their Combat was simply too great.
Fortunately, although Chun Sanshiniang was filled with murderous intent, she also knew that now was not the time to kill this Axe Gang leader.
Her main purpose was to temporarily recruit these ragtag members of the Axe Gang to help her find people.
If the Axe Gang leader dies, his men might lose control, causing unnecessary trouble.
The Combat scenes are both erotic and hilarious.
Ling Yi decided that he wouldn't share this video with his fans, otherwise they might not be able to control themselves.
Besides, what's so interesting about a spider demon?
The Combat ended in an inevitable defeat, and Joker was pulled out of the pool.
"You ungrateful bastards! You bunch of traitors!" Joker spat, pointing at the second-in-command and his gang, his hands trembling with anger.
Then, looking at Chun Sanshiniang with a defiant air, he said, "If you have the guts, kill us all!"
The second-in-command and his gang knelt down without any backbone, while the Blind Man tugged at Joker's clothes and whispered, "Boss, as long Green Mountain, we can always rebuild!"
"That's right, Chief! A true man can bend and stretch!" the second-in-command added.
Other members echoed his sentiments.
Joker kicked a broken clay pot next to him twice.
His voice, rising and falling in pitch, sounded extremely awkward, "Idiot! You think she'll let you go if you surrender? We're going to fight her to the death today, you hear me?"
This guy's injuries from the Seven Injuries Fist are getting worse; he's even starting to have trouble speaking.
Chun Sanshiniang smiled faintly, gently stroking a strand of hair by her ear, and said, "A man's knees are worth gold. Since they are willing to beg me, then their lives will be temporarily entrusted to me."
Then, she looked at Joker and said, "As for you, you really have guts!"
Joker knelt down without hesitation, prostrating himself on the ground with his hands clasped together. " Chun Sanshiniang, please spare me!"
Seeing this, Chun Sanshiniang couldn't help but giggle. "This child is teachable!"
Joker lay on the ground, clapping his hands comically and saying, "Thanks!"
Chun Sanshiniang's smile vanished, "Gather at the mountain gate first thing tomorrow morning. Now, all of you, get out!"
No one dared to say a word, and they scattered in an instant.
The second-in-command even thoughtfully closed the door before leaving.
After catching up with Joker, he asked, "Chief, what should we do next?"
Joker looked at him, then at the Blind Man and the others, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
After a long pause, he waved his hand and said, "Go back to sleep, you damn well better!"
After saying that, he turned and left!
The group looked at each other, then went their separate ways.
Ling Yi also headed towards his residence.
The Axe Gang's stronghold was quite large, roughly equivalent to a medium-sized village.
Or perhaps this place used to be a village, but it was mostly dilapidated, with hardly any intact houses.
In the movie, the Axe Gang doesn't have many members, but in reality, the Axe Gang has more than 300 members.
Because there weren't many intact houses left, apart from Joker, the Second Leader and the Third Leader each having their own room, the other gang members were crammed together in groups of three to five, or even more than a dozen.
Ling Yi's accommodation was the same, with nine people sharing one room.
Ling Yi stood at the door for half an hour, hesitating, and didn't dare to push the door open and go in.
He eventually turned and left, preferring to sleep in the wilderness rather than share a room with these guys.
With nothing to do, Ling Yi started wandering around aimlessly.
Speaking of which, although the Axe Gang is located in the mountains, it has mountains, water, and large tracts of fertile land.
To the east, there is a spring-fed lake. The spring water falls from the cliff, flows into the lake, and then flows out of the lake to form a small river that winds around the village, flowing down the mountain from the western river mouth.
To be fair, the scenery here is quite beautiful.
At this moment, Ling Yi stood on a bridge, gazing at the Half Moon in the sky, his thoughts churning.
When you think of A Tall Tale of Journey to the West, you naturally think of Fairy Zixia.
A background melody involuntarily echoed in Ling Yi's mind, "The sea of suffering churns with love and hate; in this world, no one can escape fate..."
Scenes from the movie about Fairy Zixia flashed through my mind.
This is the fifth Master Sing movie world that Ling Yi has traveled through. Ling Yi has feelings for Lau Piu-piu, Long'er, the Little Shuang'er, and Jianning.
He's a man, not Liu Xiahui, nor a monk; it's perfectly understandable that he has his own thoughts.
But Ling Yi had absolutely no intention of disrespecting Fairy Zixia.
This is somewhat like being a fangirl, but Ling Yi isn't a fan of Zhu, but rather of Zixia from the movie.
In a different world, such as the world of Zhang's version of the Deer and the Cauldron, or the world of Zhu's version of A Ke, Ling Yi's mentality would never be like this.
In this world, aside from following the plot, Ling Yi's only thought is to save Zixia.
However, rescuing Zixia is no easy task.
This involves a Buddhist School conspiracy, and Fairy Zixia is most likely Buddhist School spiritual training process for Son Goku.
Son Goku was unruly and ambitious.
To make Son Goku obedient and willing to go on the journey to the West, it is necessary not only to confine his body with the Golden Fillet, but also to make him undergo various trials and tribulations to completely wear down his arrogance.
The most classic scene in the movie is the line spoken by Joker before he puts on the Golden Fillet.
What must Joker have been feeling at that time? Pain, helplessness, despair—but in the end, he could only accept his fate because he had no other choice.
However, even after transforming into the Son Goku, Joker still couldn't save Zixia.
Zixia's death was inevitable.
The Buddhist School could not possibly leave Son Goku with this kind of Bond.
Or rather, Fairy Zixia only exists because of Joker; Fairy Zixia appeared for Joker from birth to death.
From the moment she and her sister fled Spirit Mountain to search for their beloved, tragedy was already destined.
But now, Ling Yi has arrived; he's here to save Zixia.
To save Zixia, it would be necessary to confront the Buddhist School.
No, it's not just Buddhist School, but also the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm.
Ling Yi didn't know if he could succeed, after all, those were the Buddhist School and the Heavenly Court, the most powerful forces in this world.
Perhaps, there is still the Shadow of Sage above.
But regardless of whether he could do it or not, Ling Yi was determined to do it. If it didn't work the first time, he would try twice, and if it didn't work the second time, he would try three times.
Ling Yi can restart countless times; he'll succeed eventually.
Ling Yi is going to exploit a system bug!
Although Ling Yi is reborn every time he dies in the movie world, the gains he makes in the movie world will not disappear because of the rebirth.
That's a bug!
If his strength is insufficient, he can cultivate and start over again. He can start over and cultivate countless times.
One day, his strength will surpass that of this world.
"So, let's find a cultivation method first. It seems the Three Saints of Kunlun have one."
Ling Yi needs to first understand his current strength and what level he is at in this world; at the very least, he needs to have a basic understanding of it.
"Let's go take a look!"
Thinking of this, Ling Yi took to the air and headed directly east...
The next morning, all the members of the Axe Gang lay on the ground with their feet facing upwards.
Ling Yi was among them. He returned around three or four in the morning, and you could tell from the smiles that he had gained quite a bit from the Three Saints of Kunlun.
However, Ling Yi didn't want to disrupt the plot before Fairy Zixia appeared.
Chun Sanshiniang was currently inspecting the soles of everyone's feet, her expression very serious.
Ling Yi naturally knew the reason, but Joker and the others were completely bewildered.
At this moment, Chun Sanshiniang's eyes lit up, and she used a willow twig to tap the sole of one of the gang members' feet.
How did you get a scar here?
The henchman quickly explained, "This isn't a scar, it's just mud!"
Upon hearing that it was mud, Chun Sanshiniang's eyes immediately showed disappointment, and she said coldly, "Wash it clean right now, or I'll chop it down!"
Upon hearing this, the gang member turned and ran.
The second-in-command whispered to Joker beside him, "Boss, why is she looking at the soles of our feet?"
Joker said with a serious expression, "Luckily, they were only looking at the soles of our feet, not the eight ditches!"
The second-in-command sneered, "Boss, do you have some secret in Bagou that you're afraid of being seen?"
Joker chuckled, "It's not that I'm afraid, it's that you're afraid!"
The second-in-command suddenly realized something and asked incredulously, "Boss, how did you know?"
" The Blind Man saw it when he peeked at you taking a bath last time."
The second-in-command, looking ashamed, turned to the Blind Man beside him and asked, "Why were you peeking at me?"
The Blind Man, far from being ashamed, arrogantly declared, "I didn't just peep at you; I peeped at everyone!"
Everyone looked at the Blind Man with horror, and several people moved away from him in disgust.
After a thorough investigation, nothing was found.
In reality, the current Joker has not yet met Fairy Zixia, so naturally, Fairy Zixia has not left a mark on his foot.
Everything is just a cycle, but those caught in the cycle are unaware of it.
Chun Sanshiniang was not disappointed, as she had already prepared for a long battle.
"From this day forward, I will have you watch over everyone who passes through this area, day and night!"
Joker asked, "Investigate what?"
"Check the soles of their feet. If you find three moles, notify me immediately." After saying this, Chun Sanshiniang turned and left.
They were left looking at each other in bewilderment.
The second-in-command said with a frustrated look, "Boss, we weren't robbing anyone. If our colleagues find out we were just looking at their feet, we'll become a laughing stock!"
Joker also looked resentful. "I can't beat her with open attacks, but she'll find it hard to defend against sneak attacks. Tonight at midnight, I'll use the Five Poisons Heaven-Dazing Incense on her to let her taste it, a decisive blow!"
As he spoke, he waved his arm violently.
The second-in-command chuckled and said, "A brilliant plan!"
"You think it's a good idea too? Then this task is yours."
The second-in-command immediately refused, "Oh! You think so highly of me? Well, forget it, how about we let the Blind Man do it?"
Joker glanced at the Blind Man with disdain and said, "Look at him, does he look like someone who's going to do great things?"
"I..."
Just as the second-in-command was about to say something, he saw Joker kneel down.
This startled the second-in-command, "Ah, even the boss doesn't have to kneel!"
Joker smacked his leg and said, "Kneeling to you my foot! You think I want to kneel? My legs are fucking disobedient!"
Clearly, Joker's Seven Injuries Fist is getting increasingly serious.
"I still have my hands, I will not give in, hahaha, oh dear..."