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Chapter 1567

Ling Yi cultivated like a rocket in a world that wasn't quite right!

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Over the next few months, the Axe Gang members began robbing passersby by robbing the soles of their feet.

It quickly became a laughing stock among its peers in the neighborhood.

But everyone knew that Chun Sanshiniang was with the Axe Gang, so no one dared to cause trouble.

As for Ling Yi, he officially began his cultivation, and he even went to see Joker about it.

The reason given was that he had found a cultivation manual and had already cultivated Magic Power, and he needed to cultivate it to improve his strength.

Joker naturally agreed with this wholeheartedly.

Their Axe Gang is too weak. Only he, with his strong physique, can still fight back. The others are just a rabble.

If his Axe Gang had cultivators, their strength would undoubtedly increase significantly.

The cultivation technique was naturally something Ling Yi had snatched from the Three Saints of Kunlun.

The martial arts technique that Ling Yi snatched from the Three Saints of Kunlun was the Seven Injuries Fist, whose full name is " Seven Injuries Dharma Seal," and it has a strong Buddhist flavor.

The Three Saints of Kunlun only managed to cultivate the superficial aspects of the Seven Injuries Dharma Seal; they hadn't even grasped its essence.

Moreover, the memories of the Three Saints of Kunlun had clearly been tampered with.

Ling Yi would never believe that the three of them had no connection with Buddhist School, even if you beat him to death.

However, Ling Yi easily grasped the essence of the Seven Injuries Dharma Seal.

The Seven Injuries Dharma Seal is divided into two parts: Dharma Refining and combat method.

The method of cultivation is very simple: Devouring Heaven and Earth the Spiritual Qi between heaven and earth, condense Magic Power, and open up one's own acupoints.

But this world is clearly abnormal; there is no Spiritual Power, only readily available Magic Power.

Therefore, the step of condensing Magic Power is skipped; one can directly absorb the Magic Power circulating between heaven and earth and open up acupoints.

According to the Three Saints of Kunlun, they absorbed Magic Power with great ease at the beginning, and within just a few days, they went from ordinary people to the realm of Spirit Refining and Dao Integration.

The next step is to Tribulation Transcendence Ascension, becoming Human Immortal.

However, after reaching the stage of Spirit Refining and Dao Integration, no matter how they cultivated, they could no longer absorb even a trace of Magic Power, and their cultivation completely stagnated.

However, Ling Yi did not have this problem at all when he was cultivating.

According to the Three Saints of Kunlun, the cultivation realms in this world are divided into: Qi Refining, Yuan Condensation, Spirit Refining, Dao Integration, Human Immortal, Earth Immortal Heavenly Immortal, Mystic Immortal, Mysterious Immortal, Taiyi Mystic Immortal, Golden Immortal, Taiyi Golden Immortal, Daluo Golden Immortal, Quasi-Sage, and Sage.

The Dao Integration Realm is the Spirit Refining and Dao Integration; the next step is to Tribulation Transcendence Human Immortal.

Ling Yi still couldn't determine which realm of cultivation system in this world his current strength corresponded to.

To be precise, there's no way to make a comparison.

Ling Yi's " Qi Ingestion " method involves consuming human Qi, which is a completely different Body Refining.

There are ways to become a god through faith, but the success rate is extremely low.

At most, he could only reach the Human Immortal Realm; that was already the Limit.

Therefore, those who have the potential for spiritual cultivation generally do not choose to believe in the path to godhood.

However, Ling Yi's " Qi Ingestion " method obviously does not have this restriction.

Or rather, there is no upper limit to the method of " Qi Ingestion ".

The reason why the Jade Emperor in the "God of the God of Cookery " world could only reach the Daluo was due to the limitations of the world itself, not the limitations of the cultivation techniques.

Ling Yi estimated that his current strength was roughly equivalent to that of Golden Immortal or Taiyi Golden Immortal in this world.

But to find out the specifics, we'll need to find an opportunity to fight with the cultivators of this world.

Ling Yi opened up all the acupoints in his body in just one day, directly achieving the status of Human Immortal.

In just two days, one can become Earth Immortal.

In just half a month, he had reached the Golden Immortal Realm realm.

Even Ling Yi found it hard to believe that his cultivation had improved so quickly.

Is it because he has good aptitude? Of course not.

Ultimately, it's because the Magic Power in this world is readily available, allowing Ling Yi to take whatever he wants.

It's like having something already prepared right in front of you; you can just eat it and be done with it.

You mean Tribulation Transcendence? Sorry, no!

As for why, Ling Yi guessed that it was most likely related to his system; the Heavenly Dao of this world could not see him.

If it cannot be seen, then there is naturally no such thing as Tribulation Transcendence.

Ling Yi naturally gave a copy of the Seven Injuries Dharma Seal to Joker as well, but unfortunately, Joker didn't even look at it before tossing it aside!

It turns out that Joker was simply unable to cultivate any martial arts techniques.

As the leader of the Axe Gang, he had collected many martial arts techniques, whether simple or difficult, whether for cultivating immortality or Buddhism.

They couldn't even cultivate techniques like those of Magic Cultivation that devour the Life Essence Qi of others.

Not only him, but everyone in the Axe Gang was unable to cultivate.

Now that Ling Yi Ling Yi finally emerged as someone capable of cultivation, Joker treats him like a treasure, even giving him the room next to his own.

Ling Yi wasn't allowed to do any work; he was only required to secretly cultivate and become stronger.

At that time, all those Chun Sanshiniang and the Three Saints of Kunlun will be beaten to a pulp.

As for how Ling Yi "found" the cultivation technique, Joker Treasure didn't ask at all, nor did he care.

As his cultivation level increased, Ling Yi also Perception the constraints of this world.

He could sense that he could only cultivate to the level of Daluo Golden Immortal at most.

However, the Daluo Golden Immortal is not the upper limit of this world.

That raises a question, and Ling Yi also had some guesses in his mind...

That evening, Ling Yi was cultivating when he heard a commotion outside.

Ling Yi knew that this must be the scene where Chun Sanshiniang reveals her true form.

Upon opening the door, they witnessed a comical scene: the second-in-command carrying a spider and running wildly, while his henchmen scattered in panic.

However, Ling Yi did not get involved; he simply used Invisibility camera to record the entire process from all angles, up close, and without any blind spots.

Especially the scene where Joker "catches fire" and is then brutally beaten by the crowd.

Once it's edited and released, the effect will definitely be explosive.

But it was precisely because of this beating that Joker unexpectedly broke the Seven Injuries Fist on his body, allowing Joker to return to normal.

To be honest, if it were an ordinary person, they would probably be dead from all this torment.

But since his previous incarnation was the Son Goku, Joker is indeed incredibly resilient in terms of endurance.

"You bunch of bastards, who burned me?" Joker glared angrily at the crowd, baring his teeth.

Everyone pointed at the second-in-command.

Joker walked up to the second-in-command and cursed, "You bastard, I knew it was you! I've seen right through you! You want to take my seat, don't you?"

The second-in-command quickly retorted, "No, boss, you'll always be my leader."

At this moment, the Blind Man woman suddenly shouted in a sissy tone, "Ah, look! The gang leader's eyes are no longer crossed! Gang leader, your Seven Injuries Fist is completely healed!"

As she spoke, she reached out to touch Joker's arm, only to be kicked away by Joker.

Immediately afterwards, he punched the second-in-command in the face, and finding that he was indeed healed, Joker asked in confusion, "Really healed? Why?"

The Blind Man scrambled to his feet and said, "I understand now! The cure for the Seven Injuries Fist is to fight poison with poison, thus compounding the injury!"

Joker Treasure nodded. "That makes sense!"

Does that make sense? It makes absolutely no sense.

These Seven Injuries Dharma Seal are advanced mudras derived from Buddhist School; how could they possibly be cured by just being beaten up?

The real reason why Joker so good is entirely due to his own physical constitution.

Joker waved his fist and looked at the Second Boss again. "Second Boss, I'm all better now, shouldn't I give you a beating to celebrate?"

The second-in-command used to kick him the hardest.

The Blind Man glanced at the second-in-command and pleaded, "Chief, the second-in-command didn't Wuxin to. If he hadn't kicked you those times, your injuries wouldn't have healed so quickly!"

Joker chuckled and said, "You're so protective of him, could it be that you're having an affair with him?"

The Blind Man said coyly, "Chief, don't talk nonsense. He's the one who's truly devoted to you!"

"Ugh!" Joker gagged and slapped him to the ground.

He then asked the second-in-command, "Did you manage to kill Chun Sanshiniang as I ordered you?"

The second-in-command shrugged and said, " Chun Sanshiniang is a monster, a spider demon! I can't handle her!"

Joker patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's rare to see someone as cowardly as you. This leader will deal with that woman myself!"

The second-in-command completely disregarded it, repeating, "That's a spider demon! It's so big, I really can't handle it."

Joker scoffed and turned to walk towards his residence.

The Blind Man asked worriedly, "Chief, are you really going to do this?"

Joker waved his hand dismissively and said, "What's there to be afraid of? My injuries are all healed. Do you think I can't beat her? Besides, I have a secret weapon!"

The second-in-command looked around and asked, "Boss, Chun Sanshiniang doesn't live here!"

Joker stopped and looked at him, saying, "I've decided. The secret weapon is reserved for crucial moments. Second Master, you go. Just grab any weapon and start hacking around in her room. I'll cover you from behind!"

"Can I not go?"

"What do you think?" Joker said, clenching his fist.

Left with no other choice, the second-in-command grabbed a knife, mustered his courage, and with a look of grim determination, charged toward Chun Sanshiniang's residence.

But when he got to the door, he found that everyone was just following and watching from a distance, which immediately dissipated the little courage he had just mustered.

"Please, can you at least cover me as I get closer?"

Joker brandished the axe in his hand and said, "Don't worry, we have dozens of weapons here to cover you. If anything goes wrong, we'll throw them all at you."

The second-in-command looked completely bewildered, "Huh? Does that mean I'm finished too?"

"We'll try to throw it as accurately as possible. At worst, you'll be seriously injured, but it's not that easy for you to die."

The second-in-command finally realized that these guys were completely unreliable. He rolled his eyes, turned around, and rushed towards the door again... and the pillar next to it.

He rammed his head against it hard and fell backward.

Joker's forehead creased with annoyance. He ran a few steps to the Second Master, grabbed him by the collar, and said, "You bastard, stop pretending in front of me. I'm telling you..."

The second-in-command closed his eyes and remained silent, appearing as if he had truly fainted.

Joker laughed in anger, drew a knife from his waist, and said coldly, "Don't give me that. If you don't get up, I'm going to stab you!"

Seeing that the second-in-command still didn't react, Joker directly plunged the knife into his thigh.

"Are you really dizzy?"

Looking back at the crowd receding into the distance, Joker smirked, grabbed the knife from the Second Master's hand, kicked open the door, and rushed inside alone.

After Joker rushed in, the Second Master suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, and pulled the short knife from his leg.

The Blind Man and the others exclaimed in surprise, "Hey, were you really faking fainting just now?!"

The second-in-command said smugly, "This move is called 'enduring humiliation to survive.' What's a knife to the thigh?"

What followed was the hilarious scene of the second-in-command turning himself into a showerhead.

"As expected, there isn't a single normal person in Master Sing's movies!" Ling Yi, who watched the whole scene, said, suppressing a laugh.

Ling Yi looked towards the door; he knew that Bai Jingjing was about to make her appearance.

Sure enough, a moment later, Joker walked out of the room with a respectful expression.

"Boss, how is it? Is it a monster?" the Blind Man asked, leaning closer.

"Yes, and she's incredibly alluring, making my heart pound!"

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