[Pshaw, they've obviously hired actors!]
[Seriously, is this old man really going to touch Ci? If he really is, and something goes wrong, wouldn't the streamer be breaking the law?]
[If both the old man who bumps into the kind-hearted person and the person who is bumped into are actors, then there shouldn't be a problem, since it's just a performance. But if only the old man who bumps into the kind-hearted person is an actor, then there's a big problem.]
[The old man's actions towards Ci are a crime, and the streamer, being the mastermind, can't escape punishment either. You can contact the uncle directly.]
Ling Yi looked at these comments and was somewhat speechless.
"I don't even know the old man... How would I know? You probably wouldn't believe me if I said I could Future Precognition, but today I will Precognition at least three things."
"Especially the last thing, it's guaranteed to be explosive!"
"Fuck you, watch if you want, get lost if you don't. I begged you to watch, and you come here to curse? What kind of trash are you? Get lost!"
"You're my son, why should I spoil you?"
"Reasonable and well-founded suspicion is fine, but starting with insults is just plain stupid. You can insult me, but I can't argue back?"
"Report to Uncle? Go ahead and report it, whatever!"
Ling Yi was truly drunk.
He's a new streamer, and he's only been streaming for a short time, so he only has a few hundred viewers.
Damn it, out of just a few hundred spectators, some actually came up and started cursing at him.
They call them scammers and shameless streamers who have no bottom line when it comes to gaining traffic, claiming that it's these streamers who have created such a chaotic online environment.
It's unbelievable. If these people had spent even ten minutes longer, or finished reading the entire script before criticizing, Ling Yi wouldn't have bothered with them at all.
They start cursing right away, they're just asking for it. Do you think Ling Yi will tolerate that? Pah, a bunch of trash, block them all.
At this moment, the old man seemed to have already identified his target and began to prepare by the roadside.
As the traffic light at the intersection changed, a white SUV stopped right in front of the old man.
Then, in the eyes of Ling Yi and all the viewers in the live stream, the old man, with light, airy steps, directly lay down on the hood of the white SUV.
Ling Yi had seen this scene countless times, and each time he was speechless.
This acting is so fake!
Even a fool could see that this old man had taken advantage of Ci.
Logically speaking, this level of collision shouldn't be easy to succeed, given that there are surveillance cameras all around.
Unfortunately, the owner of this car had an urgent matter to attend to today.
The car door opened, and a middle-aged man in a suit stepped out.
He went straight up to the old man and said bluntly, "QR code, I'll pay!"
The old man, probably seeing such a straightforward offer for the first time, looked up and asked, "How much can you give me? This line of work isn't easy for me either; if you give me too little, it won't even cover my hard work this trip!"
As he spoke, he took out his phone and skillfully opened his payment QR code.
Five thousand!
The old man was taken aback. Such good Heavenly Fortune? Five thousand was quite a sum. He didn't hesitate, not wanting to be greedy, and simply nodded. "Deal!"
Just as the middle-aged man took out his phone to scan the QR code, a figure suddenly rushed out from the side.
Amidst the bewilderment of everyone around, he snatched the old man's phone and ran away.
The old man, who had been happily waiting to collect his money, realized what was happening, cursed loudly, and got up to chase after the woman.
This caused everyone around to burst into laughter.
As for the owner of the white SUV, after realizing what had happened, he gave a thumbs-up in Ling Yi's direction.
Then he got in the car and left. He really had something urgent to do; otherwise, he would have stayed to watch the excitement.
It must be said, the old man is in pretty good health.
His launch speed is on par with that of a young person.
Unfortunately, the old man's launch start was very cool and fast, but the engine just wasn't up to par.
He started panting heavily after chasing for less than twenty meters, and Ling Yi had already disappeared from sight.
"You bastard! You even steal an old man's phone! Is there no justice? Is there no law?"
"Old man, you dare to talk about the law? Do you even deserve to say those lines?" a mocking voice rang out.
The old man looked up and immediately flew into a rage. "You brat, you dare come back? Give me back my phone!"
"Don't rush, come on, look up this way."
The old man looked up, and the phone was pointed directly at his face.
"Beep, verification successful!"
The old man asked blankly, "Verification successful? What verification successful?"
"I saw a joke about cracking down on 'charity scams' before, and it turns out..."
Ling Yi handed the phone back to the old man. "As it turns out, that was just nonsense."
"What did you do?" The old man quickly checked his phone, and when he saw the content on the screen, he was completely dumbfounded.
"Holy crap, two hundred thousand? How did you do that?"
Two hundred thousand what? Of course, it's two hundred thousand online agents.
Ling Yi once read a joke in an online novel where the Protagonist, in order to teach Peng Ci a lesson and also to create some entertainment for his live stream, directly snatched the other party's phone and sent him a bunch of virtual gifts.
But the truth is, this is pure nonsense.
During a previous reboot, Ling Yi encountered this kind old man, and he remembered this joke, so he decided to Imitation it.
In the end, it was simply impossible.
Do you really think those online agent platforms are stupid? Someone like this old man wouldn't even pass the review, let alone try to get online agent jobs on various platforms.
But Ling Yi was completely obsessed at the time; the more impossible it was, the more he wanted to achieve it.
For this matter, Ling Yi spent more than twenty restarts, stubbornly waiting it out with the old man!
In order to complete this almost impossible joke, Ling Yi thoroughly investigated the old man's identity.
After conducting further research on the online agent industry, and following a reboot, Yu Cheng perfectly replicating this joke!
This incident shows just how Bored Ling Yi really is.
There was no way around it; trapped in the same day, repeating endlessly, it was fair to say that Ling Yi had no shortage of time.
Yes, the biggest shortage is time.
It's just one day, but it can be repeated infinitely, so there's no shortage of time. But no matter how many times it's repeated infinitely, it's still just the same day. Therefore, Ling Yi is short of time.
Let's get back to the main topic.
This old man, named Zhao Hu, was a hoodlum in his youth and not a good person.
They're the type who doesn't make big mistakes, but constantly makes small ones.
He's a long-time VIP at the Binhai District Inspection Bureau's detention center in Dafeng City, where he goes in for two days every few days.
The thieves, petty swindlers, petty scammers—each offense was minor, just enough to warrant detention, with each detention lasting three to five days, the longest being no more than half a month.
Everyone in the neighborhood knows him.
Now I'm all alone, without children, relatives, or friends, shameless, just waiting to die.
Zhao Hu wasn't angry about the online agent issue; on the contrary, he was quite happy.
"How did you do that?" Zhao Hu asked again, his face full of excitement.
"I've wanted to do online brokerage for a long time, but I'm too old, I don't have anything to use as collateral, and besides, I often... cough cough..."
"Super VIP at the Binhai District Inspection Bureau Detention Center?" Ling Yi asked jokingly.
You know me?
"Nonsense! Ask anyone in the Binhai District, who doesn't know you? Zhao Laizi, you're a household name!"
"Cough cough, it's nothing, nothing at all."
Ling Yi was speechless. Was I praising you?
However, Ling Yi knew just how thick-skinned this old man was, so he didn't bother with any more words.
"None of the platforms I found for you are reputable."
The old man nodded, his eyes shining as he looked at the money in the bank card.
This shows just how ridiculous this joke in the online article really is.
He dares to even touch charity, so what's so difficult about low-risk, high-return methods like online agent scams for Zhao Hu?
As Zhao Hu himself said, if it weren't for the failure to pass the review, he would have already gone to work as an online agent.
"The interest rates are outrageously high, I wonder how many people they've scammed. Since you don't care anyway, it's perfect for you two to scam each other and see who's more cunning," Ling Yi laughed.
"Unserious? I, Zhao Hu, love this kind of unserious platform, hehe!"
"Then I wish you good luck."
After Ling Yi finished speaking, he turned and left.
"Young man, thank you!" The old man was extremely grateful to Ling Yi.
With such a lucrative way to make money, who would be so foolish as to dabble in such things? That would be risking your life!
If things go wrong, who knows whether you'll be under the car or thrown many meters by the impact.
As for repaying the money, how about we check out our nickname? Zhao Laizi, you should know.
The old man sat down on the steps of the flower bed next to him and began downloading the platforms that Ling Yi had listed for him, occasionally letting out soft "hehehehe" sounds.
Only then did Ling Yi have time to watch the live stream!
Wow, in such a short Kung Fu Hustle, there are already tens of thousands of viewers.
Don't underestimate the number of viewers; remember, Ling Yi is a newcomer.
And this has only been airing for less than an hour, which is already quite impressive.
The live chat was buzzing with activity!
[Holy crap, this is a detention center VIP! This old man's got guts, he's a role model in this world.]
[This is obviously scripted, it's boring!]
[I don't care if it's a script or not, I'll just watch it for fun.]
[ Limit struggle between a deadbeat debtor and Mind Network brokerage platform: who will emerge victorious? Stay tuned for the next development.]
[Want to watch +1! By the way, could you Sharing which platforms I'm on?]
[Upstairs, I advise you to give up on this idea. The streamer himself said that these are all shady platforms, and they definitely have shady methods. Otherwise, do you think they're stupid enough to give you money for nothing?]
[I'm from Dafeng City, and I know this Zhao Laizi. This time, the Blackheart platform is going to get ripped off badly!]
[ Zhao Laizi has no children and is all alone; once the money is in his hands, he's unlikely to repay it.]
[No, isn't this a bit inappropriate?]
[Not good? Is the person upstairs trying to become a saint? A deadbeat is going up against a Blackheart platform, are there any good people here?]
Ling Yi's eyes became blurry after looking at the comments for a while; he couldn't keep up at all.
The atmosphere seemed pretty good, though.
Although most people consider it a script, as long as it's entertaining, most don't care whether it's scripted or not.
Ling Yi didn't care at all whether the live stream was good or bad.
He doesn't even care whether anyone watches his live stream.
This live stream was merely a test to see if it could extend the timeframe after the restart.
But if the live stream is more effective, that's naturally a good thing.
"Let's move on to the next location."
Ling Yi checked the time: 12:03:51 PM.
"At this time, well, there's something fun we can check out in ten minutes."
Ling Yi Ling Yi wasn't far away, so he didn't take a taxi but walked while livestreaming.
"The time is 12:04 now. Around 12:13, there's something funny to watch on Binjiang Road East Road."
"What's going on? Someone's robbing a bank with a toy gun."
Ling Yi said that one sentence and then said no more.
These days, people still rob banks, especially in Ancient Country; it's quite amusing in itself.
What's more, they were robbing a bank with toy guns.
The result is self-evident.
However, this guy who robbed the bank didn't actually rob the bank for the sake of robbing it.
The real fun is in the story behind it.
[This streamer is something else, getting increasingly outrageous, daring to play out scripts like this.]
[Oh dear, the streamer's career is over, congratulations on the finale!]
[The streamer never said it was scripted, okay? Didn't the streamer say he can Future Precognition? /winking emoji]
[Pshaw, Future Precognition? Ask your uncles if they believe it!]
[I've already reported it to the authorities and pre-ordered a silver bracelet for the streamer. Does this count as Future Precognition?]
At 12:10, Ling Yi arrived at the Ancient Agriculture Bank on Binjiang East Road and stepped into the lobby...