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Chapter 2568

Bizarre people, bizarre deeds: robbing a bank with toy guns!

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Meanwhile, in the office of the director of the Binhai District Inspection Bureau, Zhao Jun watched the live broadcast on his phone, a hint of displeasure flashing across his face.

Zhao Jun is both the director of the Dafeng City Investigation Bureau and the director of the Binhai District Investigation Bureau Branch.

Binhai District is the central area of Dafeng City, where almost all administrative departments are concentrated.

The Dafeng City Investigation Bureau and the Binhai District Investigation Bureau Branch are combined, which is why Zhao Jun holds both positions.

And this Zhao Jun is the cesium that was newly spawned during the 103rd restart.

During the previous restart process, Ling Yi had never met or had any contact with Zhao Jun.

"Is this the culprit behind the flood of calls to the tax inspection hotline today?" Zhao Jun asked, frowning at a smartly dressed female inspector with a brush-like hairstyle standing next to him.

"Yeah, he said in three more minutes, and someone would rob the bank with a toy gun."

"Did the bank report the drill?" Zhao Jun asked.

"No, I suspect the streamer staged the whole thing himself, but whether he communicated with the bank or not, I don't know."

"The bank won't let this kid mess around. If something like that really happened, the bank would definitely have to report it."

"Failure to report is a violation of regulations and laws."

"What if the bank doesn't know?"

"Don't know? Then this kid's in big trouble. We can use him as an example and teach everyone what's acceptable and what's not."

He paused, then handed the phone back to the female inspector, saying, "Bring this kid back with you. We'll teach him a lesson."

"Yes, Director."

"Oh, and tell him not to turn off the live stream the whole time!"

Zhao Jun clearly wanted to use Ling Yi's live stream to give everyone a science lesson, especially for those streamers who wanted to create some fun content.

Let them know that this kind of thing is illegal.

On the other side, inside the lobby of the Ancient Agriculture Bank on Binjiang Road East Road, Ling Yi had already pointed his mobile banking app at the bank's entrance.

The time was exactly 12:13:45.

"They're here!" Ling Yi murmured.

As Ling Yi finished speaking, a man wearing a trench coat with a hood and black sunglasses and a mask walked in carrying a large black package.

After the person entered, they bent down and took something out of the package.

The two security guards at the entrance sensed something was wrong and were about to go forward to ask what was going on, but when they saw what the person took out of the package, their expressions changed drastically.

The man pulled out two guns: a black shotgun (also known as a caliber shotgun) and a black pistol.

The man raised his shotgun and fired a shot into the air.

"Boom!"

A tremendous roar erupted, and a plume of Huoyan, accompanied by thick smoke, spewed from the muzzle of the shotgun.

Instantly, the strong smell of gunpowder filled the hall.

"Everyone get down! Anyone who stands will die!" the man shouted.

Although the voice was loud, it didn't sound Haki at all; instead, it gave off a effeminate feeling.

Imagine this classic scene from The Tianxia Wuze: Serious, serious, no laughing, we're robbing people here!

That's roughly the situation.

However, movies are movies, and reality is reality.

Although the man's voice was a bit effeminate, no one dared to disobey him now; the trolls were making such a huge commotion, it was absolutely Shaking Heaven and Earth.

Especially with the thick smoke and gunpowder smell drifting in the air, it's difficult for ordinary people who rarely see real guns to distinguish between real and fake ones.

In reality, both the shotgun and the pistol were fake; they were wooden toy guns that this person had hand-carved.

The reason this shotgun made such a commotion was because it was filled with gunpowder collected from firecrackers, as well as a single-shot firecracker.

It's loud and has amazing pyrotechnic effects, but it's actually not very powerful.

And it only makes one sound, then it's useless.

But the people at the scene didn't know that; they all thought it was the real thing.

Everyone lay on the ground, including Ling Yi. The real fun was yet to come; it wasn't the right time for Ling Yi to expose this person.

As soon as the gunshot rang out, the live stream chat went wild.

[Wow, is someone really robbing us?]

[Didn't the streamer say it was a toy gun robbery? This is supposed to be a toy gun?!]

[That sprayer used way too much force! It blackened a whole section of the ceiling.]

[Hey streamer, your camera's off-center! We need to see people. What are you filming? Are you filming thin air?]

[No, the streamer isn't filming thin air, he's filming a gun! Holy crap, what happened to that troll's mouthpiece?]

[Ugh, it's not only rotten, it's cracked too! Is the quality of this gun really that bad? Could this be the Legend barrel explosion?]

[What the hell are you talking about? This is just a wooden toy; you can even see the wood chips.]

So, this gun is fake, just a wooden toy?

[I knew something was off about the gun's sound. What shotgun produces so much smoke? Were there firecrackers in the muzzle before?]

[No, they set off firecrackers, probably with a little gunpowder added.]

So, this really is a toy gun?

At that very moment, while everyone else was crouching down, the man had already stuffed the so-called shotgun back into his backpack.

Ling Yi readjusted the camera and aimed it at the person again.

The viewers in the live stream had by then roughly understood what this person was thinking.

You have to admire this person's audacity.

Just when everyone thought that this man was about to use a toy gun to scare the bank staff and start the actual robbery,

The man then removed his mask and sunglasses, revealing a fair and handsome face to all the viewers in the live stream.

It was indeed a man, but he had a very delicate appearance.

Even though Ling Yi had seen this person many times, he was still deeply moved every time he met him.

It's unbelievable that a grown man can be so handsome.

While it's inappropriate to describe a man as "handsome," it depends on the person. For this particular person, "handsome" is the appropriate word.

When Ling Yi first saw this person, he couldn't help but mentally fill in a line for the character.

This humble monk Tang Sanzang...

"Do you have a cell phone?" At this moment, " Tang Sanzang " approached one of the middle-aged men who was lying face down and asked, Finger Pistol at the man's head.

"A cell phone? Yes, yes, here you go!" The middle-aged man thought " Tang Sanzang " was going to snatch his cell phone, so he quickly handed it to him.

What would I do with your phone? You're going to use it to start a live stream now.

"Huh?" The middle-aged man was dumbfounded.

"What do you mean 'ah'? I told you to start a live stream, what do you mean 'ah'?!"

The middle-aged man was completely baffled as to what " Tang Sanzang " was trying to do, and whispered, "I've never done a live stream before, I don't know how!"

"Anyone among you who knows how to do live streaming, Laozi 'll send you a huge amount of traffic!"

Everyone kept their heads down; no one wanted to be the first to stand out. Who knew what kind of temper this guy had?

You only have one life.

If the other party is dissatisfied during a live stream and shoots you, wouldn't you be instantly reborn?

At that moment, Ling Yi stood up.

" Tang San... cough cough, hello Mr. Robber, are you looking for someone to livestream for you? Actually, I've been livestreaming since you walked in."

As Ling Yi spoke, he turned his phone over and showed it to " Tang Sanzang ".

Everyone at the scene looked up at Ling Yi with admiration. People online say that some live streamers will do anything for traffic, and now it seems that's true.

This handsome young man is risking his life for clicks?

" Tang Sanzang " leaned forward and, seeing the barrage of comments flooding the live stream, nodded with obvious satisfaction.

"Not bad, you have quite a lot of viewers in your live stream. Not bad, not bad. From now on, you'll be streaming directly to me. Any questions?"

"Absolutely not." Ling Yi nodded.

" Tang Sanzang " coughed, straightened his collar, and suddenly shouted at the live stream camera, " Wang Xiaohui, you fucking listen to Laozi, I, Bai Dongzi, am not sissy at all!"

At this moment, both the viewers in the live stream and those at the scene were completely bewildered. What was the robber doing?

"Look closely, this is a bank. I'm robbing Laozi, you know what robbery is, right?"

"I, Bai Dongzi, am not a piece of trash!"

"And Wang Xiaohui, we have to get a divorce. I can't live like this for another day. You bully Laozi every day. Laozi 'm a man, not your pet."

Bai Dongzi was clearly agitated at this moment, and his voice was distorted from shouting.

You can say whatever you want about Laozi, just don't say Laozi not a man. Today, I'll show you what a real man I am.

After saying that, Bai Dongzi went straight to the counter, Finger Pistol inside, and said, "Robbery! Give me one million in cash."

"Sir, you've already proven yourself to be a man. There's no need to continue. What you're doing now is at best a farce, but if we actually give you money, our character will change."

A slightly plump woman behind the counter gently dissuaded him.

It has to be said that the fact that this woman was able to stand up and dissuade others at this time, and still remain so calm, shows a level of composure and courage that most people wouldn't be able to do.

Bai Dongzi shook his head, his face filled with fear, and said, "You don't understand how terrifying that woman is!"

"My purpose in robbing wasn't robbery itself, it was just to escape that woman. Laozi don't believe she can run off to jail or anything!"

"So, you robbed someone just to hide in jail from your wife?" Ling Yi asked at this moment.

"Yes!" Bai Dongzi nodded somewhat embarrassedly.

"I really have no other choice. If I don't hide in prison, I feel like I'll die."

"If you're really afraid of your wife, just leave Dafeng City. Why did you have to come here to rob someone? You should know that once you're in jail, your life might be over."

"Robbing a bank is a serious crime; you'll probably be in jail for at least ten years!"

"That's exactly why I came here!" Bai Dongzi shouted, somewhat agitated.

"Didn't she say that if I were a real man, I'd rob a bank? Well, I'll rob one to show her. I'd rather spend my whole life in prison than ever see that woman again."

Ling Yi thought to herself, "If you say that now, please don't cry when you put on the silver bracelet later."

At this point, everyone roughly understood what was going on.

But it was precisely because they understood the situation that everyone found it strange.

What kind of woman could make a man so afraid?

Just then, the sirens of patrol cars sounded outside.

"I think you'd better throw the gun away, otherwise the inspectors might mistake it for a real weapon and shoot you twice, then you're really done for," Ling Yi advised.

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