To be honest, the banquet in Asgard was really comfortable.
There were none of those shady rules of high-class banquets, and it wasn't oppressive at all.
No need to put on airs or stand on ceremony; just be yourself and relax completely.
The Asgard warriors and nobles present all ate and drank to their hearts' content.
Holding a sizzling, oily grilled meat in one hand and a full glass of divine liquor in the other.
No one was reserved or stiff just because it was a grand feast hosted by the God-King; the atmosphere was incredibly lively.
Seeing this, Rimuru lost interest in pondering those political schemes and plots.
In any case, Odin has already taken care of all the groundwork and arrangements.
Thinking so much nonsense is a waste of your brainpower; you should be eating!
He immediately joined in the atmosphere, eating and drinking to his heart's content with everyone else.
Before long, several warriors from the Asgard who were fond of drinking came over to have a drinking contest.
They were all very interested, clearly wanting to test the drinking capacity of this strong outsider.
Rimuru incredibly accepting of all comers, showing absolutely no fear.
He was secretly gloating to himself: What a joke!
I have a slime body! What can alcohol do to me?
He even felt a surge of inner arrogance:
I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm just saying that everyone here has a very low alcohol tolerance!
Rimuru drank cup after cup of the divine wine, but showed no reaction whatsoever.
In contrast, the men from the Asgard came up to drink were all flushed and burning with embarrassment.
He didn't last long; one after another, he swayed and collapsed onto the table, completely drunk.
After a big meal and drinks, most of the people who were toasting were drunk and passed out.
Rimuru his throat, unable to suppress a flood of emotions within him.
Goodness, the people of Asgard are so kind and honest!
Not only are the people genuine, but the food and drinks are also exceptional.
The meat on the plate was roasted until it was charred and fragrant; it was hard to tell if it was beef or lamb.
Anyway, the taste is absolutely amazing, it has a Asgard charm, you can't find this flavor anywhere else on earth.
And their signature Asgard mead, the aroma of which permeates your very being.
It has a smooth and mellow taste, with a long-lasting aftertaste; it's ridiculously delicious.
In addition, there is a super-sized drink that looks like beer and tastes like beer.
The only difference is that the cup is huge, and the portion is completely full.
It tastes refreshing and helps cut through the greasiness, making it a heavenly combination with grilled meat.
However, compared to delicious food and wine, what Rimuru craved most was people.
My goodness, Asgard is full of women who are hundreds or even thousands of years old!
They are all exceptionally good-looking, tall, and have incredibly long legs.
Coupled with the exquisite and stylish exclusive outfits of the Asgard, her aura completely overwhelmed everyone present.
That figure, that look, that aura—she's a hundred times more captivating than any of Tony's cover girls!
Asgard is wonderful! Asgard is amazing! It's such a pity that such a beautiful place has been destroyed. We have to save it no matter what.
Rimuru while watching the show, all the while muttering to himself like crazy.
He couldn't help but wonder about it.
Is this outfit for everyday traditional wear, or a formal dress specifically for a banquet?
If this is what Asgard traditional attire is like...
So he really intends to settle down and slack off in this Asgard!
He vehemently defended himself, insisting that he had absolutely no evil intentions whatsoever.
It's purely about appreciating beautiful things; it's simply pleasing to the eye and brings joy!
Incidentally, Rimuru couldn't help but launch into a tirade against Thor.
So many stunningly beautiful women from the Asgard, with unparalleled looks and charisma, are left untouched.
He ended up on Earth and fell in love with an ordinary female scientist, only to be dumped in the end!
Rimuru a heart attack for him:
Dude, do you even know how to choose? This is a complete waste of top-tier resources!
Instead of choosing from a whole Asgard of goddesses with stunning looks, they went to Earth to suffer a humiliating defeat. That's truly outrageous.
Look at all these women, some plump, some slender, some mature, some aloof, some charming, some passionate. Their tall figures and S-shaped curves are so alluring. If Tony could take a few of them home, he'd be green with envy.
Especially that one, with her long robe, cinched at the waist, and her curves so prominent—she's even bigger Natasha's, isn't she?
Rimuru's eyes were glued to the goddess not far away.
It must be said that the goddesses of Asgard each have their own unique charm.
Rimuru's mind raced with wild fantasies; if he could bring a few back to Earth, Tony would be insanely envious.
Especially the goddess in the long, fitted robe directly in front of them, with her upright posture and curvaceous figure.
He just stared at it blankly for a long time, completely absorbed, without looking away.
Just then, Thor was standing nearby, noticed his dazed expression.
It was quite amusing to see Rimuru staring intently at the goddess.
Thor's curiosity was piqued, and he slowly approached Rimuru.
She lowered her voice and followed his gaze, curious about what he was looking at.
Rimuru felt a sudden tightness in his back, immediately realizing that someone was spying on him.
I was so embarrassed I almost died on the spot. I quickly and forcefully withdrew my lingering gaze.
Her ears were burning, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she casually picked up her glass and took a sip.
Unfortunately, it was too late; Thor had already seen everything clearly.
Knowing that he had been staring at the stunningly beautiful goddess the whole time, she simply took the initiative to introduce them.
Thor spoke very seriously, slowly Rimuru.
"You probably don't recognize this person. She's Freyja, from the Vanir."
"She's no ordinary deity; she holds several divine positions, overseeing love, childbirth, war, and magic—all of which fall under her jurisdiction."
Rimuru was initially filled with romantic fantasies and wildly excited, instantly calmed down after hearing this.
All those messy little thoughts in my mind vanished in an instant.
Suddenly, I went from being completely overwhelmed to being incredibly calm, even a little bit subtly.
There are two main reasons. First, this goddess has an incredibly powerful background.
Blessed with divine authority and possessing an unparalleled status, he is undoubtedly a top-tier figure.
My staring look just now was really too presumptuous.
The second point is even more crucial; those ancient legends flashed through Rimuru's mind in an instant.
He had heard of Freyja's famous scenes before, but they were quite abstract.
The most famous story is that he spent a night with each of the four dwarves in exchange for a stunning necklace.
Although he looked closely, Freyja's neck was bare today; she wasn't wearing the necklace.
But the legend is just too widespread and memorable.
My mind was just filled with thoughts of good looks, figure, and charisma, but those thoughts were instantly replaced by outrageous myths.
However, Rimuru adjusted his mindset very quickly and immediately let it go.
He showed no sign of surprise or prejudice and quickly came to terms with it.
After all, ancient Western mythology often contains some outlandish and fantastical elements.
If you just pick one out and compare it to another, Greek mythology is truly chaotic and open.
The series features a constant stream of outrageous and absurd plot twists, reaching the pinnacle of absurdity. Some of the more outrageous stories are so bad that they wouldn't even pass censorship.
In comparison, Norse mythology seems much more restrained and normal.
He silently analyzed the situation and instantly understood the reason.
Norse mythology took shape very early, originating from ancient clan and tribal societies.
At that time, in order to consolidate their rule and unite the tribe, inbreeding and special transactions were common practices.
Given the historical context, it's not surprising that such stories about deities emerged.
System: "By the way, didn't you like lolis? What's wrong? Have you changed your tastes lately?"
"Damn system, why do you always talk so rudely?"
Have you not heard of the five virtues of a gentleman?
"To like a little girl without disliking her because of her small size is benevolence. To like a young girl without abandoning her because of her youthful innocence is righteousness. To like a young woman without disliking her because she has been married before is sincerity. To like a mature woman without despising her because of her age is perseverance. To like a beautiful young woman without regretting not being able to accompany her is wisdom."
Therefore, the five virtues of a gentleman are benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, perseverance, and wisdom!
System: "666, it has to be you! You can make being lecherous sound so sophisticated."
"System, you..."