I, the God of Thunder: Slaughtering My Way Through Marvel Starting from Knowhere
Chapter 71

Watching the Avengers with the Avengers

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Thor and his group quickly bid farewell to Odin, noticing the two new additions to his ranks: Thor from the Prime Universe, and Loki, God of Mischief.

Odin, that old man, clearly wanted his children to learn from him and the Classic Loki, but he and the Classic Loki didn't have that much free time to teach these two perpetually immature children.

Once we get back to Earth, we can just hand him over to the Avengers. He needs to report to the Ancient One, and Wanda has also come to her senses; it's time for her to enroll in school.

"Mother, and Old Deng! I'll bring Loki back to visit you often! Bye-bye!"

Thor selectively ignored Odin's darkened face and waved at Frigga.

"Okay, my children, I know you have things you want to do. Go do them. Come back and visit when you're tired. I'll always be here for you."

Frigga looked at the now incredibly powerful Thor and the Classic Loki, without any sentimentality, simply smiling and nodding, encouraging and supporting them like any ordinary parent sending their child off on a long journey.

"Yes, Mother, we will."

The Classic Loki, no longer carrying a thermos, gently waved the Heart of Lies in his hand and made a promise.

Thor waited until the Classic Loki finished saying goodbye before manipulating the Law of Space, disappearing from the spot with everyone and reappearing inside Avengers Tower.

"Oh! Tony! Where have you been? You've been gone for days!!"

As soon as everyone landed, Pepper Potts Potts ' voice rang in their ears.

She was initially shocked to see a large group of people suddenly appear before her, then hurriedly walked to Iron Man Tony Stark's side, looking worried.

"Oh, I'm fine, Pepper. I just went to Asgard for a visit and helped Thor out with a little trouble."

Tony looked at the woman whose eyes were full of love for him, and his tone softened.

"Really? Are you sure you didn't secretly go off to do your crazy things?"

Pepper believed most of it, but still looked at Tony with some skepticism.

"Yes, Tony did come with us to Asgard to help."

Captain America Steve, stepped forward to explain for Tony.

" Old Popsicle, I never thought you'd be reliable one day."

Tony raised an eyebrow, then stretched his arms behind him, and his armor automatically detached, flying into the armory under JARVIS's guidance.

Thor looked at the Legion of people in front of him, and suddenly a great idea popped into his head: what could be more interesting than taking the Avengers to see their own future movie?

As for the off-track Dr. Banner and Iron Man Tony, it's just a minor change. Plus, he now truly has the Law of Reality. What 3D projection movie can compare to this kind of superhuman enjoyment?

"Alright, everyone's eyes are on me. In case I'm not in the Prime Universe and you all end up killing yourselves, I've decided to show you my universe and my experiences as a movie."

"Especially you, Muggle Tony, and Dr. Banner, you two are quite rare variables in the multiverse. Now, let's watch the movie together!"

Snap!

Thor snapped his the Snap, and the top floor of Avengers Tower instantly went dark. Everyone was pulled back by an inexplicable force and pressed firmly into a chair that had suddenly appeared.

Next to each person's chair is a small dining table with their favorite food placed beside it.

As for why Thor knows so much?

Of course, I learned it from Emma Frost!

He's just looking at your brains, nothing serious. He wants to give everyone present a truly unforgettable movie-watching experience.

" Thor, what's going on?"

Captain America Steve, offered a token resistance, but finding himself unable to break free, he looked at Thor standing in front of him and asked a question.

"Don't worry, it's just a movie for you. Besides, I've sped up time. After you finish watching these movies, time outside won't move at all."

Thor patiently explained, then began searching his memory for relevant information about Marvel movies and TV shows.

Let me see... should I watch Auntie Marvel or United States' Ass first?

Forget it, let's just say United States' Ass. Auntie Marvel to have had her memories affected; she can't even be considered human anymore. The Skrulls crisis she and Mother Fuck Man caused completely proves what kind of people they are.

"We've chosen! The first movie we're going to watch is 'United States' Ass '!"

"Pfft... Old Popsicle, this Thor from another universe seems to know you quite well!"

Tony couldn't help but laugh when he heard that nickname.

Everyone present felt the same way, though they were somewhat restrained.

" Tony!"

Captain America Steve, glared at Tony with annoyance, then focused intently on watching the movie.

JARVIS!

"I'm here, sir."

"Documenting the personal growth history of this United States' Ass, so I can make fun of him later."

"Sir, it is unethical and..."

Listen to me!

"Yes, sir!"

Thor watched as the crowd quieted down, with only occasional chewing sounds remaining. He then went to a corner to focus on mastering and refining his power of laws.

How can an older brother be weaker than his younger brother?!

Hang it up!

While Thor was focused on his training, the others, who had initially watched with a detached, spectator's attitude, gradually grew serious.

Before they knew it, they had arrived at the final battle scene of Avengers 2. They saw the city of Sokovia take off into the sky, saw countless Ultron robots like locusts, and saw Quicksilver Pietro sacrifice himself to save Hawkeye and a child.

Everyone's eyes immediately turned to Tony Stark.

Before anyone could question him, Tony waved his hand and said with a serious expression, "Watch it first before we argue. Don't delay JARVIS's data recording!"

Rather than describing Thor's actions as a movie, it's more accurate to say they're a concrete representation of the future.

He's only recently started thinking about this, planning to go to a Hydra base to retrieve the Mind Scepter, which is strikingly similar to the opening scene of this movie.

When Wanda saw her brother die tragically at the hands of Ultron, she subconsciously projected herself into the character she was in the movie. Chaos Magic began to stir restlessly, and the movie that was playing started to stutter.

" Wanda, hold your breath and follow my steps. You are the master of this power, not its slave."

Thor's voice suddenly appeared in Wanda's mind, suppressing the Chaos Magic that might go berserk.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. These aren't just movies, are they? Is this what my future is like?"

Wanda calmed herself down and communicated with Thor in her mind.

"What I showed you was only one possibility for your future. The multiverse is so vast, like grains of sand in the desert. Every choice leads to different branches. Besides, I've already enhanced Pietro; I've already nipped this possibility in the bud, haven't I?"

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