Damn it, I haven't even achieved any results from my cultivation, and now I'm missing a large part of my soul, and I'm not whole anymore. I feel really uneasy about this.
Looking at all the eunuchs, big and small, on this blue planet, which one of them can wear a smile every day? Almost all of them are depressed. Why? It's because they are incomplete.
Yang Zhen felt this way right now; even his trousers felt chilly. The most important thing now wasn't to get rid of any eternal infamy, but to find a way to repair his soul.
After hearing Yang Zhen's words, the Shameless Cat stared blankly at Yang Zhen and said, "Kid, what's with that expression? Regretting it? Why didn't I see you looking so dejected just now?"
Yang Zhen was furious. He glared at the Shameless Cat and said, "Damn it, it's not you who's emotionally incomplete, you bastard. How about I, the Sage of Saunter, give you a little surgery to try?"
The Shameless Cat was startled, and when it saw Yang Zhen's gaze, its fur stood on end. "Holy crap, why do you look so evil?"
Yang Zhen chuckled, his gaze sending chills down the Shameless Cat's spine. The cat darted away with a whoosh. "I'm warning you, don't mess around! I'm actually quite powerful; one slap and I can send you flying!"
The Flirtatious Chicken gloated from the sidelines. "Bullshit!"
The Shameless Cat flew into a rage and kicked the Flirtatious Chicken, yelling, "What's it to you, you Flirtatious Chicken!"
The two started fighting after a disagreement, and Yang Zhen kicked one of them, saying, "You two, Sage of Saunter up for a bit, you Shameless Cat! Tell me, how the Sage of Saunter can I get my soul back?"
The Shameless Cat sneered, "It's not impossible to make up for it. If you raise your cultivation to the Great Saint level in three years, you can use Saint Law to repair your divine soul!"
"Damn it!" Yang Zhen's eyes widened, then he suddenly remembered something. "Why doesn't the Three Flowers Holy Maiden repair her own soul? Why does she have to go through all this trouble of the Three Flowers Returning to Their Positions?"
"What do you know?" The Shameless Cat said with an air of profound mystery, "Although it's possible to repair the soul through Saint Law, it's still not as perfect as the Three Flowers returning to their rightful place. At the Great Saint Realm, everything is about cause and effect. You've altered the Three Flowers Holy Maiden's cause and effect, so you'd better find a secluded place to hide. Otherwise, once the Three Flowers Holy Maiden is fully resurrected, she'll definitely come after you first."
Yang Zhen waved his hand and said, "Then she needs to be resurrected first. We can talk about the future later. This Sage of Saunter is already full of troubles, so one more won't hurt. Three years to reach the Great Saint Realm is too long for this Sage of Saunter. Is there a simple and quick way, like eating something?"
The Shameless Cat stared blankly at Yang Zhen for a long time before shaking its head and sighing, "How could I possibly know such a delusional person like you? Eating something will do. Do you think your soul is a piece of fat that you can replenish by eating some good food?"
"No way?" Yang Zhen was taken aback. "Damn, this is a bit troublesome."
"No!" The Shameless Cat shook its head like a rattle. "Don't ask, really no!"
"Yes!" The Flirtatious Chicken, who was preening its perpetually ill-groomed feathers, suddenly blurted out a single word.
The Shameless Cat's expression changed drastically upon hearing this. He hurriedly rushed forward and covered the Flirtatious Chicken's mouth, saying to Yang Zhen, "Kid, don't take this seriously."
After saying that, the Shameless Cat turned its head and glared fiercely at the Flirtatious Chicken, saying viciously, "Damn it, you bastard, Flirtatious Chicken, why are you spouting such nonsense? Are you trying to get this kid killed?"
"Three years!" The fact that Flirtatious Chicken could speak ventriloquism sent a shiver down the spine of the Shameless Cat. He stared at Flirtatious Chicken in Celestial Person, gritting his teeth, and said, "You bastard, tell me the truth! What are you? How can you know a little bit of everything?"
Flirtatious Chicken's meaning was clear: even if she didn't kill Yang Zhen now, Yang Zhen wouldn't live more than three years.
Yang Zhen stepped forward, his hands clenching so tightly they cracked, and said, slowly and deliberately, "You... bitch... cat..."
"Aha!" The Shameless Cat jumped three feet high, looking at Yang Zhen with a "the sun is really strong today" expression. "Kid, what's with that expression? Why are you looking at me like that? I remember now, there really is such a thing. Eating it can replenish your soul, but..."
"But what?" Yang Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you have it, hurry up and tell this Sage of Saunter, and this Sage of Saunter can consider it as you making amends."
The Shameless Cat curled its lip and said, "While the treasures of heaven and earth are indeed wondrous, they cannot replenish your soul out of thin air. Even if they could, it would only be an empty shell, merely adding a slight extension to your lifespan. After all, your soul has dissipated and become incomplete, not shrunk."
Yang Zhen was taken aback and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute!"
As he spoke, Yang Zhen immersed himself in his body, carefully sensing the missing part of his soul.
At this moment, Yang Zhen's soul was indeed like an apple that had been half-eaten by a dog; just looking at it made Yang Zhen feel a faint pain in his testicles.
The next moment, Yang Zhen suddenly burst into laughter, leaving the two, the Shameless Cat and the Flirtatious Chicken, looking at each other in utter bewilderment.
"Hey kid, what are you laughing at?" Shameless Cat asked Yang Zhen with a curious look.
"This Sage of Saunter is indeed blessed with good fortune!" Yang Zhen beamed, stroking the whiskers on the Shameless Cat's face, and said, "You just said, 'shrink'?"
"Yeah, it's shrunken. Can you fucking let go of me first? It hurts."
Yang Zhen grabbed the Shameless Cat and tossed it into the air with a whoosh, sending it flying hundreds of feet into the sky. The Shameless Cat screamed in terror.
"This Sage of Saunter can sense that those souls haven't disappeared; just as you said, they've shrunk and are now wandering listlessly within the body."
"Wow, you scared me to death! Catch me... What? You didn't disappear?"
The Shameless Cat fell to the ground with a thud, ignoring the pain, and scrambled to its feet. It looked at Yang Zhen with disbelief and exclaimed, "What? How is this possible? It didn't disappear?"
"It hasn't disappeared, it's definitely not gone!" Yang Zhen said smugly.
The Shameless Cat stared blankly, muttering to itself.
"Impossible! How could this happen? Damn it, what kind of monster are you?"
"That's called exceptional talent, what the hell do you know!" Yang Zhen couldn't hide the smugness on his face, nor did he want to. Even his running posture became arrogant.
"Damn it, who is that guy up ahead, running away so arrogantly?" A group of cultivators behind them looked at each other in bewilderment.
"It's all because of that bastard Yang Zhen, who actually broke the Heaven and Earth Shackles. Now that the world near the Forbidden Zone of Life is collapsing, everyone is fleeing for their lives at the fastest speed they've ever been."
"That guy in front of us is arrogant when he runs, but he's really fast. Is this the Movement Method he's practiced? He's... too arrogant, but he's definitely fast."
"What kind of Movement Method requires running so arrogantly? Aren't you afraid of getting beaten up?"
"Running so fast, even if you want to fight, do you think you can catch him?"
"As expected, he has the right to be arrogant. Enough said, let's hurry up and find that bastard Yang Zhen. Once we're out of the area affected by the Forbidden Zone of Life, some seniors will surely organize themselves and find Yang Zhen to hold him accountable. Everyone, let's run for our lives."
The Shameless Cat followed Yang Zhen the whole way, its face full of surprise, muttering to itself, "Damn, what a monster!"
Yang Zhen glanced at the Shameless Cat and said, "We'll investigate what kind of monster this ' Sage of Saunter Sage of Saunter' is later. You still haven't told me what I need to eat to replenish my divine soul!"
The Shameless Cat was taken aback, then cackled strangely and said with a playful expression, "Kid, we'll talk about that later. Now, let's talk about that Dao Fanatic. What do you think of her?"
" Little Dao Addict?" Yang Zhen was taken aback, and asked with a bewildered look, "What's wrong with her?"