" Little Dao Addict? What's wrong with her?" Yang Zhen looked at the Shameless Cat suspiciously, wondering what this bastard was up to.
The Shameless Cat shook its head, looking like it deserved a slap. Seeing Yang Zhen raise his hand, it hurriedly said, "Kid, you didn't even notice?"
"Sensed about what?" Yang Zhen was taken aback, then flew into a rage. "Damn it, if you keep keeping me in suspense, believe me, this Sage of Saunter will really perform a little surgery on you, making you unable to have sex for the rest of your life—no, unable to have sex with a cat!"
"Holy shit?" The Shameless Cat glared, equally furious, and turned its head to say, "I don't want to talk about it anymore!"
Clang!
The Great Deficiency Sword slammed into the ground, producing a thunderous sound.
"Ahem!" The Shameless Cat coughed twice, cleared its throat, and said, "Don't think you'll submit just because you've brought out your Great Deficiency of Virtue. How arrogant you were when you betrayed the world for Hua Youyue, how domineering you were when you shattered the Heaven and Earth Shackles with a single sword strike, even the upgraded divine soul of the Three Flowers Holy Maiden was suppressed by you, let alone a naive little girl like Little Dao Addict?"
Yang Zhen stopped, looking completely bewildered. Pointing to his nose, he said with a strange expression, "Me?"
"If it's not you, then who is it?" The Shameless Cat looked at him with disdain, as if Yang Zhen a scoundrel who had started a relationship and then abandoned it.
"Damn it, what does this have to do with Sage of Saunter?" Yang Zhen's eyes widened, his face full of absurdity. "Don't tell me that little girl Sage of Saunter Sage of Saunter so Dao Fanatic by my arrogant and domineering demeanor that she wants to offer herself to me?"
This is just too ridiculous!
The Shameless Cat chuckled, saying with an air of profound mystery, "Whether or not I was captivated by your heroic bearing, I don't know. I only know that little girl Dao Entry the Dao Entry because of you, even earlier than you. Tsk tsk, this little girl is quite an extraordinary prodigy."
"What the heck?" Yang Zhen was completely dumbfounded. He looked at the Shameless Cat and said, "Explain yourself clearly. What do you mean by ' Dao Entry the Dao because of this Sage of Saunter '?"
The Shameless Cat looked at Yang Zhen with disdain and said to the Flirtatious Chicken next to him, "Look at men, this Shameless Yang is trying to renege on his debt and doesn't want to take responsibility."
"Scumbag!" Flirtatious Chicken also learned the new word that Shameless Cat had stolen from Yang Zhen.
Yang Zhen kicked the two bastards, still somewhat dazed.
"It's a good thing that this ' Sage of Saunter' Dao Entry, so why should this ' Sage of Saunter' be responsible?"
The Shameless Cat, looking utterly devastated, covered its eyes and said, "Damn it, kid, you're so talented, how come you act like an idiot when it comes to this kind of thing?"
"I'm a complete Sage of Saunter when it comes to math, but I'm still doing just fine," Yang Zhen said, looking unconvinced.
The Shameless Cat clicked its tongue in amazement and said, "These are two different things. Dao Fanatic Dao Entry the Dao because of you, so you became her Dao. If she wants to improve her realm in this life, she has to comprehend the Great Dao through you. And your realm must always be higher than hers. Or you can just kick the bucket and die, Little Dao Addict's Dao will be extinguished. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Yang Zhen stared blankly and bewildered at the Shameless Cat in disbelief.
I understand, but how utterly absurd is this?
Dao Fanatic Dao Entry through Yang Zhen, and Yang Zhen became Dao Fanatic's Dao. If Dao Fanatic wanted to improve his realm, he had to comprehend the Great Dao through Yang Zhen. However, whether Dao Fanatic could comprehend the Great Dao through Yang Zhen depended on Yang Zhen's realm always being higher than Dao Fanatic's.
This... is it a tongue twister?
Yang Zhen was taken aback and shook his head, saying, "That's not right. This ' Sage of Saunter' hasn't even Dao Entry yet. His realm is already Abyss lower than that of the Little Dao Addict. How could I possibly become her Dao?"
I've never heard of someone who got into a homebody college becoming a teacher to Harvard's top students!
"So..." The Shameless Cat cackled, its face full of mockery and schadenfreude. "Come on, young man, otherwise you can't even compare to a woman, how embarrassing would that be if word got out?"
Yang Zhen looked at the Shameless Cat suspiciously. The expression on the Shameless Cat's face didn't seem like a joke; the cat was completely dumbfounded.
What kind of situation is this?
Before this young lady could even figure things out, another Little Dao Addict showed up?
Damn it, there must be some misunderstanding. Maybe that Shameless Cat, that jerk, has made a mistake. That Little Dao Addict is a super genius with extraordinary abilities, how could he possibly Dao Entry the Dao through him?
"Is it possible that you've misunderstood?"
"That's possible!"
"Then why the hell are you so sure? Looking for a fight?"
Yang Zhen kicked the Shameless Cat. This bastard was indeed unreliable; he could say such a ridiculous thing.
A vast horde of cultivators surged in all directions. After Yang Zhen broke the Heaven and Earth Shackles, the entire world surrounding the Forbidden Zone of Life was affected.
As the shockwave erupted, boundless True Essence surged forth from the ground, causing a dramatic shift in the natural world, which filled everyone who witnessed it with awe.
Not only that, the entire world of North Isle seemed to be affected. All cultivators who had reached the Spirit Wandering State, no matter where they were in North Isle, looked up in horror at the terrifying fluctuations of True Essence in mid-air.
Even Yang Zhen didn't expect that after he shattered a Bone Mountain, he could actually cause changes in the world. No matter where he went, he could feel the slow fluctuations of the True Essence of heaven and earth.
"Damn it, this is really bad!" Yang Zhen muttered to himself.
The Shameless Cat scoffed, "You're only realizing that now?"
"By the way!" Yang Zhen frowned and said, "That ' Fortune Bell Divine Elegance' you mentioned, do we really have to wait until the Tribulation Transcendence Realm to eat it?"
"It's the Fortune Stalagmite, damn it! How many times have I said it? Fortune Bell Divine Elegance! You've already ruined the divine beauty, how much more beautiful do you want to be?" The Shameless Cat said nonchalantly, " The Fortune Stalagmite is born of heaven and earth, and the energy of heaven and earth contained within it is too vast. Without the baptism of Heavenly Tribulation, eating it will cause your body to explode, let alone nourish your soul!"
"This is so troublesome!" Yang Zhen sighed. "It seems we must hurry up and undergo this tribulation."
Two powerful cultivators at the Spirit Wandering State who were passing by stumbled upon hearing this, glanced at Yang Zhen in surprise, and muttered, "These young people nowadays are so ambitious. They haven't even reached the Spirit Wandering State yet, and they're already thinking about transcending tribulations. The world is going to the dogs."
The Shameless Cat chuckled and deliberately raised its voice, saying, "Kid, the path you're taking is extraordinary. Be prepared for your tribulation!"
"Why?" Yang Zhen was taken aback and asked, puzzled.
"Because the Heavenly Tribulation you are about to undergo is definitely not an ordinary Heavenly Tribulation. Do you remember when I told you to cause trouble?"
The cultivator next to him stumbled again, exchanging bewildered glances with his companion, staring at the Zhen Chicken Cat Shameless Combination as if they were idiots, their eyes filled with utter absurdity.
"A normal Heavenly Tribulation is already deadly, yet this young man actually wants to undergo a mutated Heavenly Tribulation; it's simply wishful thinking."
"Forget it, forget it. It's none of our business. Let's hurry up and get to Flower Countenance Mountain. Damn it, did that Rogue Person Lu You really hide Yang Zhen?"
"Just thinking about that old man makes me angry. Of all the people to hide, why did he have to hide Yang Zhen? Doesn't he know that thousands upon thousands of people are searching for Yang Zhen?"
"By the way, does Yang Zhen really possess the Nine-Step Heaven-Ascending Token?"
"Of course it's true. It's said he possesses several inherited skills; if we just take him down..."
Shh, watch out, the walls may be listening!
The two men glanced at Yang Zhen warily before quickly leaving.
Yang Zhen: "???"
Shameless Cat: "???"
Flirtatious Chicken: "???"
"Damn it, is this me so invisible?" The Shameless Cat roared, glaring at the two departing cultivators, utterly indignant.
Somewhere near Flower Countenance Mountain, a long-legged young woman held a long sword, and at her feet lay a group of cultivators in the Spirit Wandering Realm.
"You... you woman, how could you kill me without even knowing the facts?"
The long-legged young woman glanced at the man calmly and said, " Yang Zhen is not someone you can discuss. He didn't abandon the common people. Without him, none of the cultivators in the Forbidden Zone of Life would have been able to leave safely."
"How is this possible!" The cultivator's face turned pale. "You... who exactly are you?"
" The Forbidden Zone of Life is the place of destruction by the Holy Maiden Tianxuan. It has become a world unto itself. Entering is easy, but leaving is impossible. As for me..." The young woman turned and left, her long, slender legs dazzling all who beheld her. "You can call me... Dao Fanatic!"