Warhammer, but a Schoolteacher
Chapter 239

The Emperor Again

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Not long after, Sanguinius and Roboute also arrived at Han Mingxuan's residence.

And so, a large group of people gathered at Han Mingxuan's house again.

However, the Emperor wisely declined to come, and neither did Malcador.

But at the end of the gathering, Endymion arrived.

"Gentlemen."

"It's Endymion! You are too, it's been so long!"

When Han Mingxuan returned to Nostramo three years ago, Endymion did not leave with him.

But for the past three years, he has felt uneasy.

He was indeed loyal to the Emperor, but the changes the Father of Night brought to Terra were undeniable.

So during those three years, Endymion donned a black robe over his Auramite armor.

"Take off that black robe you're wearing, or you'll look like a moldy ear of corn," Han Mingxuan said.

"Sir, I..."

"That's just how politics is, Endymion. It's not your fault."

"You've forgiven my incompetence?"

"It wasn't your fault to begin with, so there's no question of forgiveness or not. The one who's truly at fault is the guy who sent you here today."

"Of course, if saying this makes you feel better, then I forgive your mistake."

"Praise be to your magnanimity, Father of Night."

Endymion solemnly put away his black robe.

The Auramite armor shimmered once more in the sunlight.

"Since you're here, it means he has something to discuss with me in detail. Let's go."

"Please."

Inside the secret chamber of the Emperor's Webway.

This is where Han Mingxuan, the Emperor, and Malcador first discussed that dangerous plan.

Three years later, Han Mingxuan returned to this place.

"I've only been in Terra for less than eight hours, and you've already brought me here. Isn't that inappropriate?"

"Time is of the essence, my old friend."

Bang!

The Emperor took flight.

Clang.

Endymion dropped his spear to the ground, Malcador's mouth dropped open.

"Huangpizi! You damned bastard! Gambler! Liar! Bot! Shameless sheep thief! What the hell have you done now?!"

Bang! Bang!

The Emperor spun ten times in the air before landing on the ground.

Han Mingxuan then stretched his right foot.

He Resurrection three Dynasties of Necrons, and now he's dug out a leg and a foot from the depths of the Warp.

Just right, that's enough to kick the Huangpizi away.

"If this makes you feel better, then continue."

"You shameless bastard, I'm really fed up with you. But I've vented my anger, so just say what you want to say."

The Emperor remained silent for a moment, then looked at Han Mingxuan.

"Okay, I'll tell you, is it about the Adeptus Mechanicus or the Great Crusade?"

The Emperor shook his head.

What is that?

"Erda."

Bang!

The Emperor took flight again.

"You're going to keep going until you're absolutely furious, aren't you? You two, one a hopeless shut-in and the other a crazy, eccentric woman, you want to remarry?"

"If this happened to anyone else, I'd wish them a perfect lock-up, but if it really happened to the two of you, humanity would be doomed."

"Uh... Old Han, you've misunderstood the Emperor. He doesn't want to remarry Erda."

"Old Ma, why didn't you say so sooner?"

Um... I wanted to say something before, but you told me to shut up.

Now that I'm not saying anything, you're asking why I didn't say anything sooner?

Aren't you taking advantage of an elderly person?

She came to see me.

"That was because you, you bastard, tacitly approved it; otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to see you."

"She is not weak, my old friend."

"Are you treating me like a fool? Did that woman march all the way to the Imperial Palace? The Horus Heresy of Erda?"

"..."

"Shut up, you bastard!"

"It's Tzeentch."

???

"Did he think he was so great?"

"Cough cough!"

Han Mingxuan's shocking statement nearly caused the Imperium Chancellor to choke on his own saliva on the spot.

The Emperor's expression was also somewhat strange.

Those ancient memories made him instantly understand what they meant.

As for the Adeptus Custodes?

It seems that these three great beings are discussing a matter of great importance concerning the survival of the Imperium of Man.

Even the Sigillite could not remain calm.

"That shouldn't be the case. Isn't a wife, kids, and a warm bed what Nurgle loves most? Besides, he's a fat man."

"According to the script, he's the most suitable male lead, or at the very least, Slaanesh. Even if he's Khorne, he should still be Khorne."

"I've digressed... my old friend."

"If you're going to say something, at least say it all at once."

"She meant that she wanted to see her son, but I refused. Then she asked to see you."

"And then you agreed?"

"..."

Bang!

Emperor is cosplaying a spinning top again.

"Can't you be a little more careful? That woman is some kind of superhuman who can scatter her son all over the universe like a handful of seeds."

You believe what she says?!

She said she wanted to thank you.

"Everyone knows she's been Corruption Tzeentch. She says she wants to thank me, but can I believe her?"

"She should be grateful she doesn't thank my ancestors for eighteen generations!"

"Sir, you flatter me."

???

Han Mingxuan stared at the woman who had suddenly appeared out of some secret room.

He glanced at the woman, then looked at the Emperor with a complicated expression.

Then...

Bang!

The Emperor took flight again.

"You fucking gambler! You lunatic!"

"Tzeentch, you better get out here right now, or I'll tear your Labyrinth apart!"

"That Schemer wasn't there, Mr. Han. Please calm down. Neoth didn't want to do this; I forced him."

???

"You two are truly extraordinary. Tell me, what brings you here to see me?"

Han Mingxuan was truly furious with the Emperor; every time he saw him, he was enraged.

Why is this Huangpizi even more reckless than the one in the original story?

All they do is drive like crazy, bang bang bang.

In the end, Han Mingxuan could only slump helplessly in the chair and quietly watch the couple.

"Sir, thank you for teaching my children, thank you for taking care of me..."

I don't care about your gratitude, and I'm not educating them for you; it's my duty as Teacher, and it has nothing to do with you.

"As their mother, I still want to thank you, sir."

"Now that you've finished thanking me, get the hell out of here."

"Sir, I... I have some information about a Human Mystery Cult to give you; they are in Nostramo."

"What a coincidence! Here, take a look at this."

Han Mingxuan produced a List.

Erda felt dizzy after just one glance.

Because it contains the names of all the members of the Mystery Cult.

"When... did you get it?"

"They gave it to me personally on their first day in Nostramo."

Aren't you afraid it's a scam?

"Unless they don't want to stay in Nostramo anymore."

"And compared to them, I trust you even less."

A woman who can be Tzeentch can't be very smart.

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