Warhammer, but a Schoolteacher
Chapter 559

The Green Can Boss

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While Lion El'Jonson was still in a daze, Statham had already rushed over, roaring in Orks language.

In fact, the use of Orks language in Dark Angels has been going on for some time, and it has even formed a specific culture.

Of course, this only applies to the Dark Angels during the 30K era. They had been in the Administratum long enough and needed to fight like Orks.

That is why the most widely circulated Orks language in Dark Angels, when translated into the language of the Imperium of Man, is "one-on-one duel."

Statham is shouting this Orks language right now.

"WAAAAGH!"

At first, the Orks thought they had misheard, but when they saw Statham rush out and shout it again, Orks were certain.

This canned food is quite unusual; it not only speaks Orks language, but it speaks it very waaagh!

The Orks understood what Statham meant; he wanted to fight them one-on-one, and one-on-one duels were what Orks loved most.

"Waaaagh! Smash this can!"

The Nine Fleets were gradually affected by this powerful Psychic Power Field, and all the capable Orks soldiers in the fleets rushed towards the damaged spaceship.

Similarly, the other Ork Boyz were also pondering the same thing.

There must be a really waaagh guy in that fleet!

So without a doubt, the other side wants to pick out the most capable the Boss.

The Orks people are more than happy to join in on this kind of thing.

Because that's Orks animals are!

Of course, the Orks are also cunning.

However, this cunning target was not Statham, who was currently fighting on the spaceship, but Old One-Eye Yarrick.

Now, the Orks of this Combined Fleet are gradually reaching a consensus.

They need to choose the most waaagh the Boss before they even see that Old One-Eye!

Then let's have an unparalleled waaagh!

Because this is Orks, this is very Orks!

At the same time, on the spaceship Statham was on, he had already defeated all the leaders, big and small, on the ship.

"Who else?!"

At first, Lion El'Jonson wanted to help, but seeing Statham getting more and more into the fight, he ended up creating a vacuum for Statham instead.

And so, Statham fought the Orks leaders one-on-one, and all the Orks the Boss on the entire ship perished at his hands.

"He... is so strong!"

"Yeah, none of the Boss are a match for him, this guy is too strong!"

"I'm wondering... is he green like us?"

Suddenly, one of the Orks said something that gradually became the consensus among all the Orks men on the spaceship.

Yes, this formidable canned food does indeed wear green armor.

And he himself does look bigger than a typical can of food.

Upon closer inspection, the opponent is indeed quite green and strong.

I think he's the Boss.

"Um... but his 'waaagh' isn't right, it's not as standard as Old One-Eye's 'waaagh'."

"But he's strong enough and also cuckolded enough."

"Then I think you're right."

Then...

"The Boss! The Boss! The Boss!"

The other Dark Angels were bewildered when the Orks suddenly started chanting "The Boss" in unison.

Lion El'Jonson was completely dumbfounded.

As for the team members Statham brought, they just smiled; this was exactly the effect they wanted.

Statham set his sword aside and looked at the Orks creatures huddled together.

"Listen up, guys! I'm greener than all their the Boss combined! And I'm a better fighter than all their the Boss combined!"

"Now tell me, who's in the Boss of this ship!"

"The Boss! The Boss! Boss of the Green Cans!"

"Boss of the Green Cans!"

"Boss of the Green Cans!"

"Boss of the Green Cans!"

Forehead...

Lion El'Jonson scratched his head and looked at the squad that Statham had brought.

[Don't be too surprised, everyone. In our time, we had thoroughly studied the Orks' combat methods and their behavioral logic.]

[This is part of the research data; you can take a look.]

The team members then uploaded this portion of the Orks research data to their helmet communicators.

This is simply... amazing?

After reading the research materials on Orks Psychic Powers, Azrael was speechless.

Use Orks to defeat Orks.

This method is truly ingenious, absolutely brilliant.

So now all the Orks on this ship acknowledge Statham as their the Boss?

[Yes, Lord Lion El'Jonson, as long as Statham himself is strong enough, these Orks will always listen to him.]

Tsk.

This is truly an unexpected reinforcement.

[However, everyone should be prepared, the most troublesome part is yet to come.]

What happened?

[As we just learned, according to operational intelligence, there were a total of nine Orks here, and now eight remain. Unfortunately, our Orks Fleet is the weakest.]

[You mean we also need to defeat the other eight fleets?]

Lion El'Jonson had no intention of wasting time here; the ground battle was intense, and the Space Marines needed to take control of the battlefield as soon as possible.

[Yes, Lord Lion El'Jonson, as the new the Boss, Statham must meet with the other fleet the Boss, fight them, and show them that the new the Boss is capable.]

[But there's no need to rush. Haven't we been holding back these fleets during this time? This gives our ground forces a considerable buffer period.]

Hmm... that does seem to make sense.

[Since you have experience dealing with Orks, tell me, what's the next step?]

[Now just keep fighting, smash all those disgruntled Orks idiots into their chests.]

This... really is Orks.

[However, be careful, there are usually many Clever Head in the Orks fleets; don't let them stir up trouble and speculate.]

[Understood, leave this to us.]

Boom!

[Here it comes.]

Sure enough, as soon as the new the Boss was elected, the other the Boss came running.

"Waaaagh! I heard there's a fight going on here!"

"Boom!"

The moment Statham heard the voice, he rushed over and punched the other person away.

"You dare to launch a sneak attack? What kind of Orks are you?!"

"So being cunning enough doesn't make you Orks! Waaaagh!"

Hmm... that makes sense!

Looks like a chaotic battle is about to break out.

Lion El'Jonson gripped his sword tightly; he was ready for battle.

[Lord Lion El'Jonson, please rest. This is not your battlefield.]

Um?

Upon hearing the message on the communication channel, Lion El'Jonson looked at the soldiers who were on the same team as Statham.

[Actually, we discussed this with Captain Statham while we were on the Shuttle.]

We plan to turn these nine Orks fleets into our allies, which will greatly reduce our losses and battlefield pressure.

[How can we become allies?]

[The success or failure of this matter hinges on you, Lord Lion El'Jonson.]

[I?]

[Yes, have you studied Orks language?]

[Ridiculous! How dare you let the great Primarch with the Orks!]

[The situation is complicated, Commander Azrael; our forces are limited.]

It is no exaggeration to say that in this war, the Imperium of Man is facing forces from across the entire universe.

We must unite and find ways to unite all forces.

[When we came, we studied Yarrick. He's here; we can win against the Orks, but it will be a crushing defeat.]

To reverse this situation, we must find a way ourselves.

[How exactly do I do it?]

Lion El'Jonson's experience doing the dirty work for the Emperor.

This fostered in him an unconventional combat style in actual battles.

Otherwise, Caliban's most famous swordsmanship wouldn't have included Plasma Gun.

[You don't need to do anything from now on. Leave everything to us. Once we've defeated all these Orks, you can clean up the mess.]

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