Green Can Big Boss
[What about Orks language? They may only be thinking about fighting, but I should at least know Orks common language, right?]
[Lion El'Jonson Leon, the basic logic of the Orks that whoever can fight can be the Boss, and it doesn't matter if their language is full of pronunciation errors.]
[This doesn't make sense, soldier.]
[But doing so is exactly what makes you the most Orks, Commander Azrael.]
Incomprehensible, as incomprehensible as Orks!
Azrael's mind was screaming, but after he finished screaming those words, he realized something was wrong.
These suddenly appearing young Dark Angels were even Orks than the Orks when facing the Orks ones.
I don't understand, I really don't understand.
Who's the new the Boss here?!
"I'm the new the Boss here!"
"Can?"
The moment this Orks the Boss saw Statham, he was a little taken aback.
How did a perfectly normal human canned food become the Boss of the Orks?
"No! I am the Boss here because I defeated all the former the Boss!"
"I'm still the best fighter, the strongest, and the greenest on this ship! I'm the Boss!"
"What a joke! You, a nobody, dare to be the Boss? I, Big Teeth, will be the first to disagree!"
"Let's fight! If you win, I'll acknowledge you as the Boss; if you lose, you acknowledge me as the Boss!"
"Who's afraid of who! Let's fight! Waaaaagh!"
"Waaaagh!"
Boom!
Big Tooth the Boss sent flying, along with its two most prized teeth.
"Do you accept it or not?"
"I refuse to accept this!"
Bang!
Statham lunged forward, pressing down on the Big Teeth, and relentlessly punched him in the face.
"Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"
"I'm done for... I'm done for!"
Big Teeth was truly defeated. He already had very few teeth left, and after being beaten by Statham, he could no longer speak properly and even spoke with a lisp.
"Now tell me, who's in the Boss of this ship!"
"You... you're the Boss! The big the Boss of the green can!"
"Very good." Statham stood up and looked at the other Orks the Boss who had rushed in.
"Who else is left now!"
These Orks the Boss who had just stormed in saw that Statham had knocked out several of Big Teeth's teeth, and they naturally knew that this green-canned guy was a formidable fighter.
Others may not know, but the Boss of these other fleets are very clear about it.
The two largest Big Tooth were not his own.
They were all pulled from the mouths of other Orks by the Big Teeth, and the Orks whose teeth were pulled out have long since turned into mushrooms.
To this day, I have had at least ten Big Tooth teeth replaced.
So the fact that this green can can beat Big Teeth is enough to prove that he is strong enough, and that he himself is indeed green enough.
This is very Orks.
"Very good! Now, I'm the Boss of this ship. Next, I'm going to find the Boss for all of you the Boss!"
Should we find the Boss for these the Boss?
The Orks the Boss who arrived were completely stunned; their minds were usually only focused on fighting.
They can't accept the sudden change of the Boss.
"I'm already the Boss, why should I follow the Boss?!"
"Because the Boss I found is stronger than all of your the Boss, he's more awesome, and he's even more 'green'!"
"More waaagh than the Ghazghkull Thraka?"
"Even more waaaagh!"
"Where?!"
"Here!"
Statham waved his hand and pointed, Lion El'Jonson, who had been silent until now, appeared in the sight of all the Orks.
"He does look stronger than you, the Boss of the Green Cans, but he's too old; he can't be the Boss."
"He's definitely not the Boss, he's Green Can Big Boss!"
"Don't let his age fool you, he's a better fighter than any of you combined!"
Um?
Even more capable of fighting?
Now the Orks really got interested.
"Hey! You over there... the Green Can Big Boss! The Boss of the Green Cans just said you're a good fighter, right?!"
Lion El'Jonson remained silent.
[Lion El'Jonson Leon, give us your lines! Give us your lines! It all comes down to this!]
Forehead...
"Yes... I'm the Green Can Big Boss, and I'm a very good fighter."
Despite his physical and mental discomfort, Lion El'Jonson spoke these words in the calmest tone possible.
Meanwhile, the 40k Dark Angels following Lion El'Jonson had completely lost their minds.
As for those Dark Angels who came during the 30k era, they're practically laughing their heads off.
In fact, back in the 30k era, they had long wanted their Primarch to be the leader of the Orks, but their Primarch had always refused.
Therefore, in the current 30k era, the highest position Dark Angels can attain among the Orks the Boss.
Unexpectedly, truly unexpectedly, this wish actually came true during the 40K era!
As Lion El'Jonson struggled to compose himself before uttering those words, the Dark Angels squad from the 30K era had already begun recording audio and video.
However, they were using Necrontyr technology, which the 40,000 Dark Angels couldn't detect.
This will become the deepest secret of this Dark Angels squad, and they believe that the 40K Dark Angels will keep it a secret for them.
Lion El'Jonson had just finished speaking when he thought the matter was settled, but little did he know there was Phase Two.
"Speaking so softly, you look so listless, and you call yourself a big boss? If you've got the guts, fight me!"
"If you lose, I'm the big boss, the Boss of the Green Cans, and you'll be my underling!"
"Who's afraid of who? Come on!"
No.
Wait a minute.
I haven't agreed yet.
Lion El'Jonson couldn't help but start complaining in his mind.
He even began to doubt whether Statham's plan was a bad idea.
But his thoughts were quickly interrupted by Statham.
[Lion El'Jonson Leon, whether we can successfully subdue these nine Orks fleets depends on you now. Go for it!]
Lion El'Jonson is now certain that this is absolutely a terrible idea, a terrible idea that has gone bad from being left out for too long.
He couldn't even imagine how Statham had come up with such a terrible, long-winded idea in such a short time.
Could it be that this has been planned for a long time?
But that shouldn't be the case.
That's strange, really strange.
Now Lion El'Jonson has no choice but to step forward. If he doesn't, the nine Orks fleets will surround them immediately, and that would be a real problem.
Stand up and conquer these Orks; they'll gain another reinforcement.
If they don't step forward, they'll wait for the Orks to discover the trick.
Based on the research data on the Orks that this squad gave him, it's quite possible that these Orks will actually come up with a big leader.
That would be really bad.
"I am! The Green Can Big Boss! I'll fight you!"
"Great! Still have energy, waaaaagh!"
Boom!
With one punch, Lion El'Jonson turned that Orks the Boss into dust.
This punch stunned not only the Orks, but even Lion El'Jonson himself was somewhat incredulous; the power seemed a bit too great.
[Isn't my Orks, death-seeking power amazing, Lord Lion El'Jonson?]
I'll settle accounts with you after the war is over.
"This old canned food is amazing!"
"Yeah, yeah, he knocked out the Boss with one punch."
Do you think it's possible that he really is the Green Can Big Boss?
"I suspect he's more than just a big boss."
What else could it be?
"I think he must be connected to Gork and Mork."
"Like the Ghazghkull Thraka?"
"Very likely."
Then...
Lion El'Jonson fought harder and harder, and his form improved more and more.
What used to be just wisps of golden hair has now mostly turned golden.
If he was an elderly man when he first woke up, he is now a middle-aged man.
Moreover, he's the kind of tough-guy middle-aged man.
"Have you guys noticed? The Green Can Big Boss seems to be getting younger and younger?"
"I think he's getting stronger and stronger."
That makes sense.
"Who else!"
Just as the Orks were pondering this, Lion El'Jonson's roar echoed throughout the entire spaceship.
He defeated all the Boss who came to challenge him.