Warhammer, but a Schoolteacher
Chapter 561

Going to Help Old One-Eye

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Statham seized the opportunity and immediately shouted, "The Green Can Big Boss!"

Hearing Statham shout that, the other Orks reacted, but they hesitated.

The other Orks on this spaceship were fine at first.

After all, they've already produced a Boss of the Green Cans like Statham.

It would be reasonable to introduce another Green Can Big Boss like Lion El'Jonson.

However, the Orks who rushed over from other spaceships were a bit out of sorts and were hesitant to shout.

[Brothers, stop holding back and shout together!]

The members of Statham's team shouted in the team channel, and then they took the lead, shouting more enthusiastically than anyone else.

"The Green Can Big Boss!"

Hearing the squad shouting with such conviction, and getting more and more enthusiastic, the 40K Dark Angels could only grit their teeth and accept it.

"The Green Can Big Boss!"

Azrael was the first to shout it out, and although it sounded a bit awkward, it was very powerful.

When the other Dark Angels saw Azrael, they all shouted, and the others could only grit their teeth and shout along.

As a result, the Orks from other spaceships, seeing this scene, were gradually infected and also started shouting.

"The Green Can Big Boss! The Green Can Big Boss!"

[It's done. These Orks will now be known as El'Jonson.]

[Statham, shut up!]

[Yes!]

"Boss, who are we going to fight next? Old One-Eye again?"

Lion El'Jonson wanted to say that they shouldn't fight Yarrick or the Imperium of Man, but upon closer reflection, that didn't align with the Orks' way of thinking.

Then Lion El'Jonson glared fiercely at Statham.

Since this brat is willing to take the blame, why not teach him some Orks virtue?

At this point, Statham himself stepped forward.

"We're not going to fight Old One-Eye, we're going to help Old One-Eye!"

"Boss of the Green Cans, are you the big boss's Clever Head?!"

"That's right, I'm the big boss's Clever Head, and I think you're Clever Head too!"

Statham immediately followed the Orks's line of thought, leading him astray.

"Clever Head the Boss, why are we helping Old One-Eye? We're here to fight Old One-Eye!"

"Think about it, Old One-Eye can fight the Orks even with just a few shrimps. If Old One-Eye were to fight the Orks him, what kind of outcome could he possibly achieve?"

This...

Hiss...

This...

"Clever Head the Boss, I think this will be really awesome!"

"That's right, we challenged Old One-Eye to a fight, wasn't it for Waaaagh?"

"Letting Old One-Eye lead us Orks to fight other Orks now will only make things worse!"

"So we have to help Old One-Eye!"

"The Clever Head is right!"

"Yes, I think it makes sense. Let's go help Old One-Eye!"

Alright, now we have enough manpower.

Lion El'Jonson glanced awkwardly at Statham and his squad.

Looking at their extremely practiced process, Lion El'Jonson felt that these guys must have been planning this for a long time.

The key issue is that the enemy miraculously transformed the Orks soldiers of Nine Fleets into reinforcements for the Dark Angels, drastically reducing the pressure on the Dark Angels' front lines.

In that case, Lion El'Jonson had no choice but to accept it.

What can you do if they don't acknowledge it?

The Nine Fleets of Orks soldiers—that's a formidable fighting force.

Moreover, the Orks' magical Psychic Power can play an unexpected role on the battlefield.

Lion El'Jonson himself has already experienced it.

He has definitely become younger.

"Let's go!"

Lion El'Jonson simply uttered those four words, then returned to his fleet, leading Nine Fleets of Orks toward the Planet.

However, Statham and his squad remained there to manage any unforeseen circumstances that might arise with the Orks fleet.

Lion El'Jonson couldn't stay here; he was afraid that if he stayed too long, he would end up like Statham and the others.

Having settled things with the Orks, Statham immediately contacted Yarrick, who was in the ground combat forces.

"Hello! Is this Commissar Yarrick?"

"It's me, sir."

"We've taken care of the Orks. In a few hours, I'll be arriving with it to support you. Prepare to take over."

Um?

"Excuse me, sir, what did you just say? I must be getting old; I didn't hear you very well."

"I'm saying, the Orks from the next Nine Fleets will come to help Old One-Eye fight."

Forehead...

Even though Yarrick himself had dealt with Orks for many years, he was still surprised to hear such an absurd story.

"Sir, this is wartime; we cannot joke around."

"I'm not joking with you, Commissar Yarrick."

"These are reinforcements that my brothers and I worked so hard to get. Make good use of them, Old One Eye."

Upon hearing the nickname "Old One Eye," Yarrick knew that the Astartes on the other end of the communicator was very knowledgeable about all his combat reports.

It's one thing to know that his nickname is "Old One-Eye," but he even knows that his nickname is "Old One Eye."

However, this is indeed something that Orks's Psychic Power can achieve. Once he leaves the Orks battlefield, his mechanical eye can at most heat up a cup of coffee.

But once he's on the Orks battlefield, his mechanical eye can actually kill Orks.

Despite his unparalleled success on the battlefield against the Orks, his success was only possible on the battlefield against the Orks.

All of this can only be attributed to the Orks's magical Psychic Power.

"I understand, sir. We will handle the handover properly."

After ending the call, Yarrick paced anxiously in circles.

He's dealt with the Orks more than once or twice, and sometimes he does indeed take advantage of their Orks Psychic Power.

However, Yarrick had no experience whatsoever in directly receiving such a large-scale Orks army for the first time.

"Adjutant!"

"Please give your orders, Commissar!"

"Go to the logistics department and get a batch of the latest green paint, then have the strongest young men in our unit paint them green."

"And most importantly, after you've painted the armor green, remember to draw a skull, following this design."

Yarrick's adjutant took the blueprint, examined it carefully, and then glanced at Yarrick.

"Sir, are we going to use that tactic again?"

They've used the Orks' Psychic Power for tactical attacks before, but this time it's more special than ever.

The drawing depicts a skull, but one of its eyes has been replaced with a mechanical eye.

It had the exact same eye as Yarrick's, and the skull was even wearing a Commissar's hat.

"This is necessary, Lieutenant, because we are about to receive the most extraordinary reinforcements in history."

"The most special batch of reinforcements?"

"Yes, those nine Orks fleets that suddenly appeared from the Warp in the intelligence reports have now become our reinforcements. I hope the pattern I prepared beforehand will work."

"What?! Sir, you mean those nine Orks fleets are now on our side?"

"I really don't want to believe the adjutant about this, but thinking about it carefully, it's something only Orks could come up with."

This is way too Orks.

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