On a new day, Wu Di had just opened the shop doors.
He saw a figure in pink squatting in front of the entrance, propping his cheeks up with both hands as he stared blankly into space.
Hearing the sound of the door opening behind him, he suddenly stood up.
Wu Di took one look and immediately felt like everything he had eaten last night was about to come back up!
"Danzo, what are you doing here so early?"
Danzo sashayed into the little shop, holding up an orchid finger as he complained.
"Isn't it all because of that old bastard, the Third Hokage!"
"I've known him for so long. We were even students in the same ninja class once."
"He lost his ninjutsu, and he actually gave the position of Fifth Hokage directly to that little wench Tsunade!"
"How old is she? She's nearly twenty years younger than me! Why should she be the Fifth Hokage!"
Ever since Danzo began cultivating the Sunflower Manual, his behavior had become more and more effeminate.
Now he had even learned how to bicker like the neighborhood women!
Wu Di was speechless. He led Danzo into the shop, but even during that short walk down the aisle, Danzo kept yammering away.
"What ability does that little wench have? Isn't she just a little more voluptuous than me?"
"That old pervert, the Third Hokage, says she's his disciple, but who knows what he's really thinking!"
"I came here today to scratch something that'll make me voluptuous too!"
"I refuse to believe that once mine get bigger, the Third Hokage will still pay so much attention to that little wench!"
Wu Di let out a long, mournful sigh.
It was only natural for the Third Hokage to hand the position over to the Fifth Hokage.