Invincible Scratch-off.
After enjoying some peace and quiet, Wu Di lay atop a pile of scratch-off tickets, feeling especially content.
His crossed leg swayed back and forth as he hummed a tune without pause.
"Boss, I want to buy scratch-off tickets!"
An incredibly awkward voice reached him. Wu Di shuddered and hurriedly climbed down from the pile of scratch-off tickets.
Less than ten seconds later, Danzo lifted the curtain and entered.
With a dark expression, he said, "Give me a scratch-off ticket! The ten-thousand one!"
Wu Di let out a mournful sigh.
If it were not for the silver notes, he truly did not want to make this sale!
With the ten-thousand-ryo scratch-off ticket in hand, Danzo scratched at it through gritted teeth.
He kept muttering, "Yūhi Kurenai, once I scratch out something good, I'll kill you, you little bitch..."
Suddenly, golden light flashed, and a deck of playing cards flew out from the ticket's surface.
Wu Di's eyes widened as an unprecedented sense of absurdity swept over him.
This scratch-off ticket had to be doing it on purpose! It actually gave Danzo such an elegant item.
Shouldn't an item like this have gone to Jiraiya?
Danzo put away the cards and asked softly.
"Boss, can this item kill people? I want to kill that little bitch Yūhi Kurenai!"
Wu Di broke into a cold sweat. He desperately wanted to say: Ma'am, could you at least look at the item before putting it away?
Then he slapped his face and said heavily.
"This item is called Fifty-Four Forms of Self-Release Paper Cards. It records fifty-four different ways to let yourself go."
"Before each use, just draw a card. The effects of self-release will drift out of the playing cards and guide you through it step by step."
"But the problem