Naruto: I Sell Scratch-Off Tickets in Konoha
Chapter 8

Little Fairy—Danzō

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Invincible Scratch-off.

Wu Di was busy as could be. In just this short time, he had already sold more than thirty scratch-offs.

His little cash box was quickly filled with silver notes.

"Shikamaru, mine's glowing! It's shining gold!" Ino cried out in delight.

She waved the half-scratched scratch-off in her hand, showing it off in front of Shikamaru.

Shikamaru glanced sideways at it and said calmly, "The winning rate here is very high. Just look."

No sooner had he finished speaking than dazzling golden light appeared on his own coating as well.

Wu Di had long since grown used to such light.

Just as he waited for the two of them to finish scratching so he could explain their prizes, a noisy commotion rose outside.

Wu Di stood on tiptoe and looked out. A man in a black robe entered, half his face wrapped in bandages, leaning on a cane.

Several black-clad masked ninjas followed behind him.

"I am Shimura Danzō of the Anbu. I'm here to investigate..."

Before he could finish, his gaze flicked over and landed on the golden light emanating from the scratch-offs in Ino and Shikamaru's hands.

Ino had never seen such a grand display at the academy and fearfully hid behind Shikamaru.

"The things in your hands are scratch-offs, correct?" Danzō asked softly.

Ino nodded fearfully.

Shikamaru, however, showed no fear and continued scratching with the same calm demeanor.

Soon, the light from his scratch-off faded, and a mechanical mouse floated out from it.

Wu Di explained.

"This is called a Mechanical Rat. It can quickly burrow underground."

"It can greatly increase the casting range of your Shadow Binding Technique."

Shikamaru put away the Mechanical Rat in one motion and said blandly, "Oh, got it."

While he remained calm, Ino beside him was far more flustered.

Trembling, she returned to the table and was just about to continue scratching the unfinished half of her scratch-off.

Then Danzō suddenly said from beside her, "Give me yours!"

Ino instantly went weak and backed away trembling.

Faced with Danzō's forceful manner, she was still just a girl who had recently become a genin. She could not help but fear him.

Danzō slowly walked to the counter and scratched off all the remaining coating.

The golden light gradually faded, and a purple flower wand decorated with hearts floated out from inside.

Wu Di nearly coughed up blood.

The moment he saw its shape, the memories came flooding back.

When he was little, he often saw a live-action children's show on television, and this purple flower wand was the protagonist's prop.

"What is this?" The wrinkles on Danzō's face twitched slightly as he asked softly.

Wu Di swallowed and explained.

"This is called a Magic Fairy Wand."

"Using the Magic Fairy Wand's transformation effect will greatly boost one's combat power."

The moment she heard its effect, Ino's eyes reddened.

That Magic Fairy Wand should have been hers.

Yet now, it had been snatched away by this strange old bastard.

Danzō took the Magic Fairy Wand and examined it carefully before asking, "How do I use this?"

Wu Di continued, "This Magic Fairy Wand has an incantation: Balala Energy—Little Fairy—Full Body Transform!"

"Before using it, you just need to recite the incantation!"

Danzō frowned.

"Balala Energy—Little Fairy—Full Body Transform?"

All the ninjutsu he had encountered before relied on hand seals.

This was the first time he had come across something that used an incantation.

Unable to resist, he voiced his doubts.

Just as his voice fell, a beam of purple light suddenly shot out from the Magic Fairy Wand and enveloped his entire body.

The next second, the light vanished.

Looking at Danzō again, he had already become neither human nor ghost.

His aged face showed no sign of becoming younger, but his hair had turned a thoroughly pink shade.

He was even wearing a light pink Little Fairy outfit.

His aged palms extended from the sleeves, making the sight all the more bizarre.

"What is this thing?"

He jumped up in shock.

Those who had already scratched their scratch-off tickets each held the things they had won, covering their mouths and snickering at Danzō.

Even Ino let out a sigh of relief.

If she had been made to dress like that, she would have been too embarrassed to leave the house.

Danzō immediately felt his old face burn.

A faint blush actually rose on his aged, somewhat darkened skin.

"Y-you-you... how do I undo this?"

Danzō grabbed at his pink hair and asked through gritted teeth.

Wu Di smacked his lips and could not help letting out a long breath.

Undoing this magic required an incantation as well.

If the incantation was not spoken, he would remain in this state forever.

However, recalling how detestable Danzō had been in the anime, Wu Di decided to eat the incantation to undo the transformation like a bun!

After all, in this shop, Wu Di was an invincible god. No matter who came, it would be useless.

Scratching his head, he said, "Once this Magic Fairy Wand transforms someone, it can never be undone for life. Elder, please accept my condolences!"

"I—!"

Danzō's eyes widened as a surge of rage rushed straight to his head.

Just as he was about to undo the large "bracelet" on his arm that sealed the Sharingan

Wu Di made a slight movement.

"Sunflower—Acupoint-Sealing Hand!"

Danzō immediately became unable to move.

Wu Di sent him flying with a kick, and a pink unidentified object flew straight into the middle of the street.

The commotion startled nearby people into coming out to watch.

Just then, Naruto had finished his ramen at Ichiraku Ramen Shop and had just walked out clutching his stomach.

Seeing Danzō sticking up from the ground, he curiously went over for a look.

He had originally thought that someone dressed so flamboyantly had to be an invincible young beauty.

But the moment he saw Shimura Danzō's face, he could not hold it in.

Everything he had just eaten came back up, not a drop spared, all over Danzō's face.

At that moment, Danzō's subordinates also came out.

Seeing so many people gathered around, they had no time to deal with Naruto. They hurriedly lifted Danzō and carried him toward the Anbu.

Naruto squatted down, staring at the ramen scraps on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

Then he stood up, rubbed his nose, and walked into the Scratch-off Tickets Shop across the street.

Just then, he saw Ino and Shikamaru coming out together and called out bluntly.

"Shikamaru, why are there only you and Ino? Where's Choji?"

"You two couldn't possibly be..."

He narrowed his eyes and gave them a suggestive, mischievous grin.

Shikamaru snorted. "Idiot, who's like you and Sasuke?"

With that, he shoved both hands into his pockets and left with Ino.

Naruto stood there in the wind for a moment before roaring at Shikamaru's back, "There's absolutely nothing going on between Sasuke and me!"

Then he stormed into the Scratch-off Tickets Shop.

"Boss, give me a hundred-ryō one!"

Smiling, Wu Di pulled out a scratch-off ticket worth a hundred ryō and placed it before him.

Naruto took out a coin, placed it in his palm, pressed his hands together, and muttered something under his breath.

After a moment, he let out a long breath. "I'm starting to scratch now!"

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