Fuck your sister!
Lin Yi was both amused and exasperated; sure enough, all women knew this trick.
He said irritably, "I once had a dream in which this country stole my chicken in an extremely cruel way, so naturally I have a deep impression of them!"
"Just because I stole a chicken from you in my dream? And in such a cruel way?"
Upon hearing this reason, everyone exchanged bewildered glances. This reason was simply too outrageous; the Emperor was clearly trying to deceive them.
Why would an entire country need to fight over this chicken?
Princess Shenle pouted. This reason was obviously invalid, so it could only be that her man disliked the Yamata Nation.
If that's the case, then no reason is needed.
She glanced coldly at the group of people opposite Li Yifeng and said in a deep voice, "Since my husband doesn't like it, then let's get rid of it completely, so it won't be an eyesore."
Her man was known for his good temper; if he got angry, he was definitely no good. Such a person should be completely eliminated—no reason needed!
No reason needed!
A hint of a smile flashed in Cai Yan's eyes. She gave her sisters a deep look, then nodded in agreement, saying, "My sister is right. Daring to anger our husband is the greatest sin in the All Under Heaven. Why not let Sun Jian wipe them out?"
As the Empress of Great Liang, Cai Yan the navy now had two great generals: Zhou Yu and Sun Jian. As for Guan Yu, he had been transferred back.
The area around the Min River was once under Sun Jian's control. With the troops he commanded, he could easily annihilate any major power he encountered, so this credit undoubtedly belonged to him.
Grunt!
Ma Ling'er's scalp tingled; this was too terrifying. Although her fighting prowess might surpass that of the two empresses, when it came to killing, she was probably miles behind.
These two bigwigs are talking about destroying a country right off the bat; isn't that a bit too arrogant?
She couldn't help but mutter, "Women are indeed not to be trifled with; once you provoke them, you're doomed. The ancients were right."
Forehead!
Lin Yi's lips twitched. What do you mean by "women shouldn't be messed with"? It's like you're not a woman yourself.
Lin Yi rolled his eyes at Ma Ling'er and slowly walked into the restaurant.
"Your Majesty..."
At this moment, Li Yifeng also saw Lin Yi, and his pupils shrank. He subconsciously wanted to get up and bow, but Lin Yi stopped him with a look.
Damn it!
Li Yifeng's heart raced and his scalp tingled. He had actually run into the Emperor here. Could the Emperor have come specifically to cause him trouble?
If that's really the case, then I'm incredibly unlucky.
"Haha, Brother Li, it's been a long time! I'm so glad you've been here!" Lin Yi said with a smile, sitting down next to Li Yifeng without any ceremony.
Li Yifeng's face stiffened. He was quite straightforward in calling him "Brother Li," but he didn't dare to call him "Brother Lin."
That can kill people.
After hesitating for a moment, he smiled wryly and said, "Your Majesty... Brother Lin, you're too kind. Thanks to you, I managed to escape unscathed last time. I'm truly grateful!" After receiving the warning, he quickly corrected himself.
The aliens looked at Lin Yi, who had suddenly appeared, and then at the beautiful women beside Lin Yi. Their eyes lit up, and their gazes became somewhat unfocused.
Seeing this, Ma Ling'er instinctively wanted to wipe them out, but seeing that the Emperor hadn't gotten angry, she didn't dare to act.
I could only glare at them fiercely; these bastards were practically inhuman, their eyes darting around like that.
Snap!
Lin Yi patted Li Yifeng on the shoulder, looked at him with a smile, and said quietly, "Brother Li, who are these people? They look a bit unfamiliar, and don't seem to be from our Great Liang."
Grunt!
Li Yifeng instantly realized that he was being suspected.
Thinking of this, he broke out in a cold sweat. If he couldn't give a reasonable explanation today, he would probably be doomed.
He took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "Brother Lin, these are all overseas merchants who want to buy some supplies through me to ship back and resell."
"Supplies?"
"Sugar, silk, and the like."
sugar?
Lin Yi shook his head slightly. If the other party wanted to buy candy, why would they need to find Li Yifeng? Even Sun Jian would be more reliable than Li Yifeng, since Li Yifeng is now like a toothless tiger.
Survival is difficult enough, yet they dare to resell sugar and silk; selling bitter melons would be more appropriate.
He glanced at Li Yifeng and said coldly, "Anything else?"
"Potato!"
Li Yifeng glanced at him and gritted his teeth.
snort!
Lin Yi snorted coldly. So they came for the potatoes. That makes sense.
The potato production has now reached an astonishing figure, and its fame has spread far and wide, even reaching the Great West Empire. It's possible that this is how it spread to the so-called Yamata Nation.
However, this item is prohibited from being exported. No wonder they went to Li Yifeng; they probably know he has a grudge against the emperor.
How interesting! The Yamata Nation really has that shameless spirit of living a comfortable life.
"You idiot, who are you to interfere in our affairs?"
Several people from the Yamata Nation also sensed something was off about Lin Yi's tone. This was clearly not a friendly meeting; it was obviously an enemy coming to their door.
Thinking of this, they couldn't hold back any longer and prepared to question him.
"Baka?"
Hearing those two words only fueled Lin Yi's anger. He slapped Lin Yi across the face and sneered, "Who the hell do you think you are? You're talking to me like a fool!"
Forehead?
Wang Yue's lips twitched. Weren't we here to probe and investigate? Why did we start fighting right away?
He whispered, "Your Majesty, perhaps I should arrest him and interrogate him to see if he's from the country that stole your chicken?"
A country that steals chickens?
Upon hearing this, not only were the people from the Yamata Nation dumbfounded, but even Li Yifeng was completely stunned. What country couldn't even afford chicken? That would be far too poor.
"It's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding! We absolutely did not steal your chicken!" one of them couldn't sit still and quickly explained.
"Hmph, no need for further investigation!"
Hearing those two words was enough to confirm their identities—they belonged to that detestable country. Why waste time interrogating them further?
Lin Yi glanced at the group and said in a deep voice, "Arrest them, torture them severely, and find their route map."
Arrest him!
With a wave of his hand, Wang Yue sent several Net flying towards the three of them.
The three men's pupils contracted, and they exclaimed, "We, the Yamata Nation, never steal chickens! This is a misunderstanding!"
They instinctively tried to resist, but suddenly a shadow flashed in front of them, and one person struck before the Net could react—it was none other than the previous Holy Maiden Ma Ling'er.
Bang!
With a single punch, an Yamata Nation warrior was knocked to the ground. She sneered, "What Yamata Nation, huh? You dare steal the Emperor's chicken and even dare to peep at me!"