This Divine Scion Is a Little Invincible, but Not Very Serious
Chapter 1

After Five Years in the Womb, He Broke the Seal and Was Born, Awakening the Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo

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Primordial Dao Domain, Eastern Emperor Heaven, the Longevity Li Family.

As the foremost power in Eastern Emperor Heaven, the Li Lineage had once given rise to a taboo existence among its ancestors. Its heritage had endured undiminished through countless epochs, reaching heights of splendor and glory.

For the past six months, brilliant immortal radiance had poured down from the heavens above the Li Lineage from time to time.

Ethereal immortal melodies and the harmony of countless Daos had enveloped the entire ancestral land.

Not long afterward, ancient deities and manifestations of immortals and fiends had emerged from the chaos one after another, appearing in the heavens and radiating a terrifying presence capable of suppressing the blue sky through the ages.

All of this had begun with the child born to Li Xiaoran, the previous generation's divine son of the Li Lineage.

Ten years ago, Li Xiaoran, the Li Lineage's divine son, had married Yun Xiyue, the divine maiden of the Immortal Yun Lineage. After five years of pregnancy, she had borne a child.

The child was no ordinary infant. He had been born wrapped in a golden cocoon and had not fully emerged into the world.

Afterward, the Li Lineage had gathered all manner of ancient heavenly treasures to nourish the cocoon and hasten the little one's birth. Another five years had passed in the process.

In the past few days, the little one inside the jade cocoon had finally shown signs of breaking out of his shell...

"Hiss-"

"Wasn't I at the hospital getting a tooth pulled? Where did they send me?"

Li Xunyuan slowly opened his eyes, his gaze full of bewilderment.

He looked around and found himself in unfamiliar surroundings filled with golden liquid.

"Surely not... I just went to the hospital to get a tooth pulled. Did that kill me?" Li Xunyuan's mouth twitched.

"Why have I gotten so small?"

Li Xunyuan looked down and suddenly realized that his body had shrunk. He had been reborn as a child, apparently around five or six years old.

"My memories of my past life have awakened. Was I born in Rome?"

As Li Xunyuan sorted through the familiar memories in his mind, he realized that he had been born into the Longevity Li Family.

This was an Immortal Clan whose heritage had endured through countless epochs, with foundations of incomparable depth.

Over the past five years, he had eaten a few too many heavenly treasures. The nourishment had been a little excessive, awakening the memories of his past life!

Clang!

Just then, an unfamiliar sound suddenly exploded in Li Xunyuan's mind like thunder out of a clear sky, startling him into a violent jolt.

Before he could let loose a stream of colorful language, a system panel appeared before his eyes.

[Name: Li Xunyuan] [Bloodline: Taboo] [Talent: Heaven-defying comprehension-max level!] [Innate endowment: Max level (206 Immortal Immortal Bones, a mouthful of teeth made from immortal bones, Longevity Immortal Pupils)] [Fortune: Immortal fortune flows unhindered, bearing of invincibility, heaven smiles upon the fortunate, good fortune shines overhead, god of luck... Ten thousand words omitted here!] [Affiliation: Longevity Li Family (invincible old sixth)] [Divine abilities: None] [Overall evaluation in just four words-far too perfect!]
[Host's background and talent detected to be far too perfect. System upgrading...] [Clang!] [System upgrade successful. Congratulations, host, on activating the Idealist Sign-In System!] [Ding! Sign-in location refreshed: Li Lineage's divine hall. Sign in?]

"Well... getting a tooth pulled to death doesn't seem so bad..."

Looking at the nearly perfect system panel before him, Li Xunyuan suddenly felt that he had died just right.

"System, sign in!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, on signing in successfully. You have obtained the idealist divine abilities: One Sword Makes Immortals Kneel and One Thought Reaches Heaven!] [One Sword Makes Immortals Kneel, also known as One Hundred Percent Barehanded Blade Catch: The host may select anyone at will and use this divine ability on them, regardless of cultivation realm. It can produce the following two effects.] [One: The target will catch a blade barehanded with One Hundred Percent Barehanded Blade Catch.] [Two: If the target cannot catch the blade barehanded, they will split open on the spot.] [One Thought Reaches Heaven: Also known as seeing through everything, knowing everything, and being aware of everything.] [Using this divine ability allows one to see through all formations, restrictions, and escape arts. Nothing can escape detection, and nothing can be concealed.] [It can also reveal another person's fortune and has a small chance of predicting opportunities an enemy can bring the host.]

"No wonder it's called the Idealist Sign-In System. These are definitely conceptual divine abilities!"

Li Xunyuan's expression jolted, and a dazzling light flickered in his eyes.

[System has noticed that the host is still missing an invincible physique and has specially awarded one Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo!]

"You know what you're doing. I like it!"

Li Xunyuan was extremely satisfied. This system really knew what it was doing.

Then he looked through the golden cocoon at the clan elders waiting outside. A faint smile curved his lips as he said, "Elders, I'm coming out!"

Divine halls and towers hung high in the heavens, woven through with immortal charm as divine birds soared around them.

Countless ancient stars revolved around them, like a divine wonder from the creation of heaven and earth.

This was where the Li Lineage's divine hall stood.

Inside the hall, numerous Li Lineage elders had gathered. All of them held their breath and focused on the golden cocoon in the center of the hall.

"Strange! The ancestor prophesied some time ago that this little one would be born in the next few days. Why hasn't there been any movement yet?"

An elder clad in robes whiter than snow, with the bearing of an immortal, stood with his hands behind his back. His deep gaze rested on the golden cocoon, and his brows furrowed into the character for "river."

"We've waited five years. A few more days won't matter!"

Another elder spoke in a deep voice. The space around him was frozen, the Great Dao rumbled, and his presence was as deep as an abyss.

Crack!

All of a sudden, a crisp cracking sound rang through the divine hall.

Swish, swish, swish!

Every Li Lineage elder present turned to look at the golden cocoon in unison.

Crack!

After the first crack appeared in the golden cocoon...

The next instant, cracks spread rapidly across it like a spiderweb. Then it burst apart with a boom, shattering into specks of light that filled the air.

Whoosh!

The specks gathered into immortal radiance in the void, then enveloped Li Xunyuan and became a robe of vivid red.

Li Xunyuan.

Li Xunyuan wore red, his features as though carved by heaven itself, dense Chaos Qi swirling around him.

His entire person radiated an unparalleled grace, and he was as handsome and unworldly as an immortal banished to the mortal realm.

"This Qi... It's Primordial Chaos Qi. Could it be a Chaos Body?"

The pupils of the elder with the bearing of an immortal abruptly contracted, his face full of shock.

A Chaos Body could give rise to all things in heaven and earth, disregard suppression by the laws of heaven and earth, and enjoy the favor of supreme fortune. It was one of the most powerful physiques in the world!

"No, something's wrong. Look over there!"

Another elder's voice trembled as he suddenly pointed outside the divine hall.

Boom!

Above the nine heavens, lightning flashed and thunder roared, and the winds and clouds changed color!

Everyone followed his gaze and saw immortal light blooming and azure radiance blazing across the sky.

An ancient green lotus broke through the chaos and swayed gently, as brilliant as the sun, as though it bore the origin and end of the Great Dao.

Rumble!

At the same time, endless ancient divine chains descended, brilliant immortal light engulfed the universe, and the phantom images of immortal kings whose might shook the cosmos began to appear above the heavens.

Next, the six great Sacred Body phenomena, including the Yin-Yang Life and Death Diagram and Splendid Mountains and Rivers, appeared in the sky one after another.

Divine chains intertwined, and immortal melodies drifted through the air, magnificent and mysterious.

Such phenomena of heaven and earth shocked the Li Lineage and stirred the entire Primordial Dao Domain.

"Nine great phenomena have appeared in the sky, and among them are the immortal king phantoms and the Chaos Green Lotus. Could it be the legendary Ancient Sacred Body?"

"That's the direction of the Longevity Li Family in Eastern Emperor Heaven. The Li divine son had a child five years ago, but it was no ordinary person—it was a round golden cocoon. Could it be...?"

"Though the Ancient Sacred Body is the foremost Sacred Body, it bears a curse from the Heavenly Dao and suffers suppression by the laws of heaven and earth. It is both a blessing and a calamity!"

Throughout the Primordial Dao Domain, numerous Immortal Clans, Primordial Imperial Clans, and ancient kingdoms and dynasties marveled in amazement.

Such phenomena were truly rare. Even the birth of various divine bodies would amount to no more than this. The child would surely astonish the world in the future!

Unfortunately, this was the Ancient Sacred Body, burdened with ten shackles of the Heavenly Dao and cursed by heaven. Its future achievements would be extremely limited.

Even stepping into the first realm of cultivation would be harder than ascending to the heavens.

"Chaos Grows a Green Lotus, Immortal King Descends Upon the Nine Heavens... These are phenomena of heaven and earth unique to the Ancient Sacred Body!"

"And... this little one is surrounded by Chaos Qi from birth. He looks just like the legendary Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo!"

Several elders were breathing rapidly, their voices trembling as they spoke.

"You old fellows are wrong. This is an Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo, rarely seen in countless epochs, and he's my grandson, Li Qianqiu's grandson! Hahaha!"

At the very front of the hall, an old man in golden robes threw back his head and laughed, his voice ringing like a great bell, throwing heaven and earth into turmoil.

"Come here and let Grandpa give you a kiss, just one!"

The golden-robed old man rubbed his hands, eager to act, so excited that he wanted to rush over, scoop Li Xunyuan into his arms, and kiss him to his heart's content!

The old man was named Li Qianqiu. He was the Li Lineage's grand elder, a man of lofty status and great authority!

Not far away, Li Xunyuan's eye twitched repeatedly when he heard those words.

Let's forget the kisses!

That beard is a little prickly!

"The Ancient Sacred Body bears ten shackles of heaven and earth and is naturally suppressed by the laws, but the Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo is not among those subject to them."

"On the contrary, this physique is naturally close to the laws of the Heavenly Dao. Cultivation yields twice the results for half the effort. It was born for cultivation!"

"In this age, our Li Lineage can sweep aside every prodigy, suppress an entire era, and even contend for the immortal throne of this age!"

The Li Lineage elders were filled with emotion, tears of excitement welling in their eyes.

"Ten years ago, an Ancient Nether Divine Body appeared on Xuanming Divine Mountain, possessing a pure-blooded Xuanwu bloodline. In recent years, he has swept through the younger generation without a match."

One elder said this.

"The Heavenly Demon Phoenix Dynasty gave birth to an Ancient Heavenly Phoenix Body whose bloodline reverted to its ancestral state, becoming nearly a pure-blooded Demon Phoenix bloodline. That one has also suppressed an entire realm without a single defeat!"

"Our clan's Immaculate Divine Body, Li Qingshu, fought that one to a draw. Sigh..."

"And there's the dragon son of the Great Void Dragon Court, who awakened the Ancestral Dragon Supreme Body. Our clan's Myriad Tribulations Mortal Body, Li Junlin, fought him to a draw..."

Another elder beat his chest and stamped his feet, his face flushed with shame at having failed to suppress the others.

Though they belonged to an Immortal Clan, the Li Lineage elders knew full well that a greenhouse could not raise thorny flowers; they needed the tempering and trials of the outside world even more.

Only then could they stir the fighting spirit of the Li Lineage's younger generation and keep them from lying flat at home all day!

Xuanming Divine Mountain, the Heavenly Demon Phoenix Dynasty, and the Great Void Dragon Court were hostile forces the Li Lineage had deliberately left standing. They had fought over resources for years, with minor clashes never ceasing.

The Li Lineage was an immortal family of Eastern Emperor Heaven, and also the most mysterious immortal family in the Primordial Dao Domain.

Whenever heaven's chosen, ancient divine bodies, or family inheritors appeared in the outside world, the Li Lineage could always find a few members of its younger generation who could exchange a couple of moves with them.

And only a couple of moves; they stopped after a brief touch, like a dragonfly skimming the water.

People outside had never been able to understand the ways of the Li Lineage's younger generation.

It felt as though they were hopping back and forth, just playing around!

To the Li Lineage, the birth of Li Xunyuan, an Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo,

was nothing short of a powerful shot of reassurance in this golden age, when prodigies rose together and heroes contended for supremacy!

A flawless Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo!

It combined the strengths of three heaven-defying physiques: the Ancient Sacred Body, the Innate Dao Embryo, and the Chaos Body!

Its worth was plain to see!

Rumble!

After the Innate Chaos Sacred Body Dao Embryo successfully fused with him, chaotic immortal light rose around Li Xunyuan. His 206 immortal bones shone brightly, releasing brilliant clouds of radiance.

His cultivation presence also began to climb, rising higher and higher.

Meridian Opening!

Blood Condensation!

Sinew Transformation!

Bone Forging!

Soul Connection!

He broke through the five great innate realms in an instant, all in one breath!

Then, under the astonished gazes of Li Qianqiu and the many other elders,

Li Xunyuan crossed the two great realms of Life Wheel and Soul Platform, ascending to the Purple Mansion realm beneath the heavens.

The Purple Mansion realm at five years old, reached all in a single day.

Such a feat could be called unprecedented and never to be repeated.

It should be known that the Li Lineage's record holder for reaching the Purple Mansion realm was an ancient ancestor who had just turned eight when he broke through.

But Li Xunyuan had been born less than half an hour ago, and he had already broken that legend, along with the psychological defenses of the elders.

Monstrous!

Far too monstrous!

"As expected of the foremost divine body throughout history. That's freaking fierce!"

Li Qianqiu's face flushed with excitement, his breathing rapid, and he could not resist letting out a curse.

Immediately afterward, the next sight left several elders frozen on the spot.

After a brief silence, everyone erupted in piercing shrieks, along with marmot screams!

Hum!

Li Xunyuan's tightly closed eyes slowly opened.

They were a pair of golden eyes, as though formed from the great Daos of the heavens. Immortal light rose within his pupils, which contained the boundless Dao essence of heaven and earth.

Great Dao talismans filled the sky and flowed within them, glittering like eternal blazing suns, dazzling to behold and radiating the timeless, imperishable presence of the Immortal Dao.

"Damn!"

"Holy my third great-uncle's floral padded pants! The Ancient Immortal Pupils are the path to invincibility! This kid is simply invincible!"

[Realm divisions: Five Xiantian Realms, Life Wheel, Soul Platform, Purple Mansion, Life Palace, Creation, Life and Death, Nirvana, Return to the Ruins, Dao Integration, Saint, Supreme, Great Emperor.]

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