Ye Qiu appeared very calm when facing Jiang Xiaofeng.
"Big brother, this is your world, right? Don't worry, once I can go back to Earth, I'll definitely leave!"
Ye Qiu patted his chest, looking very confident.
Jiang Xiaofeng pressed down on Ye Qiu, tightening his grip. "Didn't you hear my question?"
Ye Qiu realized what was happening. "Oh, right, right, right."
"I was created by a truck, I have no parents... um... when I woke up I found myself in the world of Teyvat..."
"By the way, my system said that there are no systems in this world, which is why it brought me here."
"Big brother... are you like Ainz Bone King?"
Jiang Xiaofeng: "..."
"It seems you want to go back to Earth."
Jiang Xiaofeng punched him through the chest.
Amidst Ye Qiu's shocked expression, Jiang Xiaofeng calmly said, "I'll use you to pinpoint Earth's location."
On a certain Earth.
Jiang Xiaofeng suddenly appeared in space.
"This is... Earth?"
Jiang Xiaofeng looked at the light blue planet in front of him and casually shook off Ye Qiu, who was still hanging on his arm.
"Go back to your planet, and be more careful next time..."
Jiang Xiaofeng casually opened a door and dumped Ye Qiu in Asia.
As for how he survived...
Jiang Xiaofeng was already being very kind by sparing his life and letting him return to Earth; did he really want him sent back to China?
Fuck you!
Jiang Xiaofeng flew towards Earth, unaware of Earth's satellites...
On Earth, there are all sorts of strange and wonderful departments.
Images of Jiang Xiaofeng's physical body remaining in space were sent to various places.
The agents stared at Jiang Xiaofeng's photo in silence.
China believes this is the appearance of their deities who crossed the Void and returned to Earth;
South Korea believe this is their ancestor returning to Earth to save them;
Japan immediately began writing and creating anime series in an attempt to rip off otaku again.
The other countries were drawn to Jiang Xiaofeng's armor.
Because Jiang Xiaofeng's armor was still the same Vinster King's armor, similar in style to Western armor.
They had no choice but to think that way.
So, where did Jiang Xiaofeng go?
As he broke through the atmosphere, he suddenly became aware of the satellite's presence, opened Starry Sky Gate, and disappeared from the spot.
Right now, Jiang Xiaofeng is eating at a restaurant in Beijing.
"This doesn't taste good... this doesn't taste good either... damn, there's no food to eat!"
Jiang Xiaofeng took the roast duck bone out of his mouth and threw it on the table.
"What's going on? Why do foods that I thought were pretty good in my past life taste completely bland now?"
Jiang Xiaofeng frowned.
Jiang Xiaofeng took out a plate of Tricolor Dango, picked up a string of them, and stuffed them into his mouth.
"This is delicious..."
Jiang Xiaofeng got up and left the shop. A waiter quickly came over. "Sir, would you like to settle the bill?"
Jiang Xiaofeng nodded and subconsciously took out a bag of Mora and handed it to the waiter.
"Sir, what is this? Is it gold?"
The waiter clearly hadn't seen Mora before, but was unaware that he was hiding, and kindly reminded him.
Jiang Xiaofeng nodded.
"It should be."
Wait a minute.
Jiang Xiaofeng snapped out of his daze, grabbed his purse, took out two Mora, and tossed them to the waiter.
This should be enough.
After saying that, Jiang Xiaofeng left.
The waiter was left standing there, stunned and unsure of what to do.
"Hmm, Earth doesn't seem to have much to offer."
"Is there really no special department on Earth?"
Jiang Xiaofeng stroked his chin.
"Why are those guys who used to suddenly appear at the right time to win over characters in urban novels so slow to show up this time?"
Jiang Xiaofeng conjured a car out of thin air by having Aether Particles wrapped around his hands.
"Hmm... not as good as the Void Power, but it's usable enough."
Jiang Xiaofeng waved his hand and conjured a horse.
"Hmm... the Reality Stone still can't conjure living things."
"As expected, my Void Power is still superior, hahahaha!"
Jiang Xiaofeng mounted his horse and left.
No sooner had Jiang Xiaofeng left than several people rushed out and began inspecting the spot where Jiang Xiaofeng had been standing.
During the inspection, the group vanished in an instant.
Jiang Xiaofeng returned here with his horse.
"Hmph, I knew it was impossible for it not to exist."
Jiang Xiaofeng looked at the equipment those people had prepared and blew on it.
"If you like investigations, then go ahead."
The instrument's data spiked instantly, then it was burned out, emitting a wisp of black smoke.
There was nothing in this universe worth taking with him; Jiang Xiaofeng was just coming back for a stroll.
After Jiang Xiaofeng had eaten quite a bit, he finally realized a fact.
"I can't eat these regular foods anymore?"
To verify his hypothesis, Jiang Xiaofeng deliberately wandered around a bit further, grabbing a few people and sucking their blood to test the taste.
"I can suck blood, but I can't eat regular food..."
Jiang Xiaofeng sighed.
"Well, it seems this is the downside of becoming a vampire and Ultimate Life Form —you can't eat Earth's food."
"Hmm, it might be my own problem."
"Yes, you can definitely eat it."
Jiang Xiaofeng stood up, ignoring the scantily clad woman beside him, and closed his armor.
"But it doesn't taste good."
"It doesn't taste as good as fresh blood."
Jiang Xiaofeng licked his pale lips, savoring the human blood.
"I can understand Dio and Kars now."
"If you have the means to eat something even better, why not go and eat something even better?"
Jiang Xiaofeng glanced at the densely packed reporters and armed police outside, smiled, and threw the female human, who had been drained of blood, out the window.
"Splash--"
The dried-out corpse fell to the ground, attracting a flurry of excited and even frenzied photographers from the surrounding area.
If there's no result today, these reporters will repackage this mummified corpse into dozens, even hundreds, of different headlines to generate revenue.
A police officer, holding a riot shield, approached the mummified corpse, examined it closely, and shook his head at the Captain behind him.
The Captain looked at the woman who was completely dead, and felt a pang of sadness.
At the same time, he was secretly getting anxious.
Why haven't we received any definite answer from above? People have already died!
So what if this is a red-light district? Human lives are at stake!
One person has already died, and he's not afraid of reporters making things up, but he's afraid of someone else losing their life.
The Captain gritted his teeth and gestured for the officer to return to the team.
"Wait five more minutes. If we still don't have a definite answer in five minutes, I'll go in even if I lose my position as an armed police officer!"
The Captain addressed his teammates.
"But, the Captain, what if we charge in and anger that guy?"
A teammate asked from the side.
The Captain shook his head. "You all stand by, I'll go in alone."
At that moment, the doors of the salon where the red-light district was located opened.
A lithe figure, shirtless and carrying a woman in his hand, slowly walked out.
"Don't be so rude."
"In return, how about I help you sink the Japanese Islands?"
Jiang Xiaofeng tossed aside the lifeless woman and yawned.