The Beheaded in Genshin Impact
Chapter 293

Back to the Beginning? (The Grand Finale? Just Kidding! There Are Extras Too!)

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Earth, in a villa complex on the outskirts of Beijing.

Anna and Jiang Xiaofeng lay on the sofa watching "Boonie Bears".

Yima, Nuoma, Paimon each have a computer and attempt to complete Dead Cells.

Zhongli and Morax were drinking tea outside with two Raiden Makoto, while Xiangling was teaching the two Raiden Ei how to cook. The Raiden Shogun was watching from the sidelines.

Scaramouche or the Kunikuzushi, Scaramouche no longer mattered. In any case, this former Vessel had begun a new life: going to school.

As for the name of the Scaramouche, when Jiang Xiaofeng sent Scaramouche to register their household registration, he disregarded the Scaramouche ' objections and had the relevant personnel print Jiang An's name on it.

That's right, the new name of the Scaramouche was formed by taking one character each from the names of Jiang Xiaofeng and Anna.

Diluc and Kaeya practiced swordsmanship on the grass, while Crepus stayed in his wine cellar, inhaling the various wines that Jiang Xiaofeng had brought back.

Nahida and the Greater Lord Rukkhadevata went shopping in the city with Abyss Lumine. Ark, Zea, and Ultron also went to the city, attempting to take control of the network alone.

Jiang Xiaofeng gave each of the three AIs an Infinity Stones, which is why the three of them have been struggling for so long.

Shenhe went to the hospital.

The Giant was still sleeping.

The Collector excitedly beckoned Albedo to join in the experiment.

Albeless tried to get Albedo to play Genshin Impact with him.

The Childe and Yae Miko each started playing their own accounts in Genshin Impact, trying to compete in the game and see who could clear the Abyss in the shortest time.

Because of Jiang Xiaofeng's request, the two did not fight each other in real life, so they could only compete in the game.

The Three Servants went out to learn cooking skills.

Sasayuri, Kitsune Saiguu, and Go to Mikoshi Chiyo went to Japan, firstly to compare themselves with Inazuma, and secondly to blow up some toilets.

Hanasato stayed by Jiang Xiaofeng's side, quietly studying the art of tea.

" Xiaofeng, are we really not going to have a child?"

Anna looked at Jiang Xiaofeng, who was hugging her, and then at Bald Qiang on TV.

"You're much more successful than this guy, but... you can't get pregnant..."

Jiang Xiaofeng pinched Anna's nose. "Don't overthink it, that's all in the past. My body doesn't have any reproductive barriers now."

"Reproductive isolation?"

In response to Anna's curious question, Jiang Xiaofeng adjusted his position, letting Anna lie in his arms.

"My current body is completely human; my energy body is an extension outside."

"Hmm, I should take a look outside too."

With that, Jiang Xiaofeng closed his eyes.

When Jiang Xiaofeng opened his eyes again, he looked at the Teyvat and then fixed his gaze on the Beheaded...

" The Beheaded!"

Paimon struggled to fly to the Beheaded's side, clutching a bag.

"Look what I found!"

"So many cells you've forgotten!"

Paimon stood with his hands on his hips, looking smugly at the Beheaded, trying to hear a word of praise.

"Gurgle gurgle..."

"Ugh! Can't you say something nice to encourage me?!"

"Damn it! Paimon gave up a delicious meal to collect cells for you! And you don't even appreciate it!"

The Beheaded tossed out a cake without saying a word.

Paimon caught it immediately. "Hehe."

The Beheaded was initially worried that he would have nowhere to use his huge collection of cells, but after Paimon appeared, he stopped worrying.

The scrolls on your body can be used to exchange cells for various foods to heal injuries.

The Beheaded was initially puzzled as to why it needed these useless healing items since it couldn't get hurt. But now the Beheaded understood: it was probably just waiting for a glutton to be attracted to it.

"Gurgle gurgle..."

"Ah! We have to go to Liyue now!"

"Wait a little longer! Mondstadt hasn't finished his introduction yet!!"

Paimon quickly stuffed the cake into his stomach.

"Although we don't know where this strange plague came from, Mondstadt also has attractions outside of Mondstadt City that we can introduce!"

"For example, the Stormterror's Lair!"

The Beheaded looked in the direction Paimon pointed and immediately saw the thick wind barrier...

Seeing that the lives of the Beheaded were getting better and better, Jiang Xiaofeng nodded.

"So, I still don't know how I time-traveled, right?"

Jiang Xiaofeng's figure vanished instantly.

When it reappeared, it was the Chasm as before.

Jiang Xiaofeng pressed his head and pulled out a clump of seaweed.

"Just copy the memories over."

"The bone mask that the Eldest doesn't want, if you disassemble it, it'll just be a broken system."

"Sigh, in the end, I still have to create my own scenes!"

"Isn't it just a so-called time paradox? I've seen plenty of those!"

"Isn't this just a common plot device for bad endings? Okay! Very good! No complaints!"

Jiang Xiaofeng thought happily as his figure disappeared, returning to the Genshin Impact world where the Beheaded were rampaging.

"However, even though it's a disappointing ending, it's probably rare to see a show that creates its own ending!"

Somewhere in the underground mine of the Chasm in Liyue Harbor.

A clump of moss-like material appeared out of nowhere in a corner of this enormous mine.

As if possessing a sense of self, the moss slowly crawled towards the light.

Just as the moss found its target, it suddenly stopped in its tracks.

Then, he turned his whole body around and looked at the spot where he had appeared.

A ball of moss, practically identical to itself, appeared in the same spot...

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