I'm so sleepy... but I'm afraid to sleep... for fear of missing some scene of zombies unleashing their fury.
[This is so exciting! I feel like the whole internet is keeping me company all night!]
[LOL, I can't sleep at all! The whole family is watching the live stream... My grandpa said he hasn't seen such a thrilling zombie movie in ages!]
Some people may not say they care or worry, but their eyes are practically two miles away from the scene. Don't you think so, Jiang Nuo?
There's a "Waiting-for-Husband Rock" here. First of all, I'm not it, and secondly, you on the other side of the screen aren't it either, so it must be...
Stop laughing! Go look at Si Yan's split screen! There's a strange old woman there!
"Get out of my way."
Si Yan glared coldly at the strange old woman blocking her way.
"Don't be in such a hurry, young man, I know..." "Get out of the way!"
Si Yan's expression tightened further. "Let's talk after I finish using the restroom."
The strange old woman. "..."
She moved slowly, waiting for Si Yan to come out of the restroom.
Two minutes later, the strange old woman pulled Si Yan aside and spoke mysteriously, while holding a piece of cloth trembling in her hand.
"Young man, I know what you're thinking."
Si Yan ignored her and examined the strange old woman's face. Her eyes were ulcerated again, but the mildest one, with only the skin around her eyes affected and the rest of her face unaffected.
The strange old woman let him stare at her, and opened the cloth bag with a grotesque laugh.
Are you experiencing a relationship crisis?
Si Yan's expression changed. "You're talking nonsense! I didn't!"
"Don't lie, young man, I can see through everything."
"Our Gu here can solve anything, as long as you dare to use it."
The strange old woman showed him what was in the cloth bag: a long, narrow, thumb-shaped bamboo tube that emitted a peculiar stench as soon as it was opened.
Si Yan seemed persuaded and squatted down as well, curiously taking the bamboo tube. "What's inside?"
"This is called the connection between heaven and earth, meaning you and he will be bound together for eternity."
The strange old woman chuckled and patted Si Yan's shoulder gently. "Young man, you must dissolve this divine Gu in the water of your beloved. Once he drinks it, you will be forever bound to him, never to be separated."
Si Yan raised an eyebrow, examining the bamboo tube. "This is so strange, then..."
He looked up abruptly, only to find that the strange old woman had vanished from the spot.
The surroundings were empty; he was all alone.
[Holy crap??? Did you guys see where that old lady went?]
"Damn it, forget Si Yan, I watched the video the whole time and didn't even notice."
"I saw it! Capture the live stream video from just now and slow it down; that old hag can teleport!"
Is it possible that this is the legendary love potion?
" Nuonuo, that's what that strange old woman said."
After returning home, Si Yan told Jiang Nuo everything without missing a single detail.
"She's wicked; she even wanted me to drug you."
Jiang Nuo fiddled with the bamboo tube, then brought it to her nose and smelled it. "Hmm... it smells like that room."
Wu Chou walked in from outside, glanced at the bamboo tube, and warned, "It's best not to touch this thing; it's both eerie and filthy."
Upon hearing this, Si Yan quickly took out a wet wipe to clean her hands.
Jiang Nuo rested her chin on her hand and looked at him. " Wu Chou, you seem to know this place very well. Did you grow up here too?"
"... No," Wu Chou clearly rejected the topic, casually replying, "My master said so."
After making sure there was no odor on her hands, Si Yan snuggled up to Jiang Nuo Jiang Nuo, leaning against her listlessly. " Nuonuo, let's talk for a bit."
Jiang Nuo glanced at him, then suddenly straightened up, reached out and covered Si Yan's lips, looking warily behind them. Si Yan dared not move again and slowly turned his head to look.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
The nearest coffin was being knocked on, but it didn't sound like it was being pounded by fists.
"It looks like poking with a fingernail."
Pu Sang shivered and became fully awake.
Wu Chou pulled out a peach wood sword from behind his back and walked over warily. All four of them looked at the coffin at the same time.
Thump! Thump!
The knocking suddenly became louder, and the entire coffin began to shake, with the heavy bench underneath at risk of tipping over at any moment.
Jiang Nuo flipped his wrist, and a talisman was pasted on the small end of the coffin. "Exchange the fire and bell, exterminate the ghost and eliminate evil."
He murmured something, and quickly drew a spell on the talisman paper with two fingers suspended in the air.
In an instant, the shaking of the coffin stopped.
Pu Sang whispered, "Is everything... alright now?!"
Before she could finish speaking, the coffin lid was suddenly blown off.
The four people retreated rapidly, warily eyeing the corpse that had completely turned into a zombie.
"Didn't you perform an exorcism ritual during the day?" Pu Sang asked with a worried expression, raising his hands, which emitted a lustrous sheen.
"Have no idea."
Wu Chou answering, Wu Chou thrust the peach wood sword straight at him.
Jiang Nuo shouted, "You guys handle this for now, I'll go stop the other coffins from being opened!"
After saying that, he ran inside, and the red rope appeared in his palm, stretching out rapidly.
The zombie stood on the coffin lid with its arms outstretched, its head turned blankly, its lifeless eyes slowly sweeping over the three people, as if to identify its target.
None of the three made any rash moves.
Suddenly, the zombie turned its head sharply, let out a yelp at Pu Sang, and immediately jumped towards her, its eyes glowing green.
What bad luck!
Pu Sang made a self-deprecating remark, forming hand seals that released white fluorescence as he dodged while attempting to purify the corpse Corpse Qi emanating from the zombies.
Wu Chou circled around behind the zombie, his peach wood sword aimed directly at its back, the blade whistling through the air.
The zombie was caught in a double attack, momentarily paralyzed and unable to move. It slowly and mechanically poked at its arms, its gaping lips revealing teeth that seemed to grow wildly, and its nose twitching as if it were sniffing something.
He then changed his target, heading straight for Si Yan, and poked her with his ten fingers.
Si Yan didn't move. He raised his phoenix eyes slightly, and an invisible barrier appeared in front of him. With a wave of his hand, he forcibly changed the direction of the zombie and sent it crashing into the wall.
Jiang Nuo peeked out from the back of the pile of coffins, threw the red rope forward, which circled in the air several times, wrapped around each coffin, and finally returned to Jiang Nuo's hand.
"Oh! It's not long enough."
Jiang Nuo looked blankly at the few coffins that weren't tied up.
"Never mind, just tie them up for now."
He tied a knot that couldn't be tied, clapped his hands, stood up, and bumped right into the zombie that had passed through the wall.
"Ouch, pangolin!"
Jiang Nuo immediately placed a talisman on the zombie's forehead.
The zombie froze instantly, completely still.
"The charm is useful?" Poussin ran over and asked doubtfully, "Then why is the Wu Chou one useless?"
Wu Chou was also puzzled. He took out his own talismans to compare, and they were all the same Corpse-Suppressing Talisman. "Why?"
Jiang Nuo took the talisman and examined it, rubbing his fingers together. "Why is it wet, and it smells... it smells like the room too."
He looked at Wu Chou with suspicion, "Do you know that yourself?"
"I don't know, everything was fine before I came here."
Wu Chou shook his head, his gaze shifting to the zombie. "Are you sure nothing bad will happen?"
"That's right," Jiang Nuo said, draping his elbow over the zombie's shoulder and tilting his chin up with a smug grin, "My talisman is really strong."
The next second, the talisman was blown away by a gust of wind.