On the weekend.
Jiang Nuo rushed to the recording location as soon as she got off the plane and sat in the backstage dressing room, feeling drowsy.
It just so happens that all the guests need to get their makeup done at this time. When Kong Zhi was invited in and saw Jiang Nuo, he immediately started making sarcastic remarks.
"Why would I wear makeup? I don't wear perfume or powder; it's not manly at all."
Kong Zhi spoke with an extremely superior tone, glancing at Jiang Nuo's physique, almost bursting out laughing, "Unlike some sissies, you can't see a single muscle on your body."
Jiang Nuo was catching up on sleep with her eyes closed when she heard this. She opened her eyes, looked in the direction of the voice, glanced at Kong Zhi a few times, and then looked up at the makeup artist in the mirror.
Do you have any eye drops?
The makeup artist's hand trembled, and she almost burst out laughing. "I have some, Ms. Jiang Nuo. I'll get them for you."
She handed him the eye drops, and he had to clench his lips tightly to bear the pain.
Jiang Nuo tilted her head back as she received the medicine, muttering to herself.
"Maisimais."
Although Kong Zhi did not live in China often, he could tell that this person was doing it on purpose, and he was immediately furious.
"What do you mean by 'you sissy'?!"
Jiang Nuo ignored him.
"Damn it! Didn't you hear me? What the hell are you acting all high and mighty for?"
Kong Zhi kicked the table hard.
Jiang Nuo remained unmoved.
She even yawned softly, then closed her eyes, covered herself with the blanket, and rested, letting the makeup artist apply her makeup.
"Hey, I don't believe I can't handle you!"
Kong Zhi rolled up his sleeves, ready to rush over, but Jiang Nuo finally reacted, lazily lifting her eyelids to look over, her tone languid.
"Swearing will bring you bad luck."
Kong Zhi laughed out loud, "Ha! I see you're just scared... Ah!"
Before he could finish speaking, he tripped and fell face-first into the mud, his burly body making a loud thud in the dressing room.
The staff in the dressing room couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
The male makeup artist in charge of Kong Zhi's makeup simply shoved the things back in and said to Kong Zhi, whose face was ashen on the ground, "I'm a sissy too, so I won't offend your eyes."
"However, I must warn you, looking like this without makeup will make you look terrible on camera."
The staff's rules forbid them from verbally abusing guests, but the male makeup artist was truly enraged by his elaborate explanation.
"I'm not melting it yet, you bastard!"
Kong Zhi spat, clutching his sore buttocks, and slunk away, not forgetting to first deliver a harsh remark to Jiang Nuo.
"You'll see in the second half! I'll make sure you don't leave here alive."
Jiang Nuo leaned back. "We'll see."
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" Meet Every Weekend for lots of fun! Hello everyone, we're the Weekend Shuttle Group!"
The recording of the program officially began, and the three hosts, dressed in ancient costumes, first gave a short introduction to get to the topic.
"The audience here is so lively today! Is there a favorite deity in our divine realm?"
The host Da Jiang, smiled and pointed the microphone at the audience.
The audience cheered. " Jiang Nuo!!"
"Wow, it seems God Nuo Nor truly lives up to his reputation," the host Yama, chimed in. "Today, the Divine Realm is holding a True God Competition, and we've just invited God Nuo to participate!"
After another round of cheers, the host Sanxing, raised his arms to welcome everyone, "Welcome to today's guests! Our old friend Zhang Quan! Illusion Master Kong Zhi, the beautiful goddess Su Su, the adorable goddess Hua Xiaohua, and today's special guest, God Nuo, Jiang Nuo!"
When Jiang Nuo appeared, her makeup and styling had changed to an ethereal, fairy-like look.
With his dark hair tied up high, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and a face as fair as jade, his tall and slender figure was further accentuated by the white-trimmed robe.
As soon as he appeared on stage, fans in the audience shouted.
" God Nuo, don't open your mouth!! If you open your mouth, you won't sound like a god!"
This remark immediately caused all the guests and the host to burst into laughter.
Jiang Nuo couldn't help but chuckle, and retorted into the microphone, "Hello everyone, this is your mute idol Jiang Nuo ~"
" God Nuo so handsome!"
" God Nuo! Tear Kong Zhi to shreds today! Don't hold back!"
"Kill all those who doubt you!"
Seeing that the audience's comments were becoming increasingly unbearable to broadcast, Da Jiang quickly told them to shut up and seized control of the conversation.
"Alright, all the deities have taken their places. Please, everyone, take your seats."
Standing between Jiang Nuo and Kong Zhi, Zhang Quan could clearly sense Kong Zhi's dissatisfaction. He glanced at Kong Zhi, his eyes filled with murderous intent.
Stupid thing.
If he hadn't been denied permission, Kong Zhi would never have lived to see his master again.
Unfortunately, Kong Zhi's attention was entirely focused on Jiang Nuo today, and he didn't pay much attention to Zhang Quan at all.
"Keep your ghostly aura to yourself," Jiang Nuo whispered, moving the microphone away from him.
Jiang Nuo has recently been finding the Half-Corpse Soul he created to be quite a headache.
As Zhang Quan's popularity grew, and since he wasn't exactly human, the adoration from his fans subtly formed a kind of Power of Faith, causing his ghostly aura to rise even higher.
Zhang Quan quickly suppressed his ghostly aura, no longer revealing a trace of it.
According to the show's format, the first half mainly consists of playing games and gossiping about each guest's recent hot topics.
But when Jiang Nuo was playing the game, all the gossip revolved around her love life.
"Please listen to the first question."
Jiang Nuo stood in the ball pit, her feet resting on a wobbly yoga ball, listening attentively to the questions.
"Everyone knows you and Si Yan are very much in love, so tell me, who is usually the most obedient? Who is the most assertive and in control?"
Jiang Nuo answered without hesitation, "Me!"
"Oh~" The audience immediately erupted in a cryptic murmur, " Nuo Yan is real!"
After Jiang Nuo finished answering, she realized the hidden question in his words, laughed for a long time while shaking the yoga ball, and adjusted her headset facing the audience, " Si Yan is very well-behaved!"
When you're out and about, you earn your own respect!
"Please listen to the second question: If the two of you have an argument, who will apologize first?"
Jiang Nuo swayed slightly on the yoga ball. "They'll all mistake one for the other, but most of the time it's Si Yan."
"Alright! The second challenge."
Da Jiang's voice clearly carried a hint of amusement.
"We connected with Si Yan live and guided him to say, 'I love you the most in the whole world,' but we couldn't directly ask him who he loved the most or similar questions."
"Furthermore, Si Yan must transfer 520 to you after saying those words."
Now both the guests and the audience were egging them on.
After all, even for couples, this statement is quite challenging.
Jiang Nuo hadn't expected this part either. She raised an eyebrow, waiting to make the call, and adjusted the position of her headset.