Reborn at Max Level: An Obscure Celebrity Becomes a Top Star Through a Horror Variety Show
Chapter 337

Humans Really Were a Colorful Bunch

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Under everyone's watchful eyes, Jiang Nuo slowly walked forward, and a set of silver-white clothing fell into her hands.

At the same time, a burning sensation came from the palm of my hand.

Jiang Nuo was a little surprised. He picked up the clothes with one hand and shook them. They actually had divine power; otherwise, they couldn't have burned him.

I don't want to become a roasted human.

He grabbed the clothes and threw them at the young envoy's head, arrogant and self-righteous, "They don't look good, I won't wear them."

Now both envoys have been offended.

There was a brief moment of silence as Zhang Quan prepared to attack.

Unexpectedly, the young maiden removed her garment from her head, and with a gentle wave of her hand, it transformed into a different style and color, still exuding an ethereal beauty.

Jiang Nuo crossed his arms and shook his head, his expression enigmatic. "Still not working. Let's try another one."

The young female messenger. "..."

Damn it, are you crazy?!

"If a believer's heart is not sincere, the divine will punish them."

This statement was already laced with gritted teeth.

Jiang Nuo glanced at the restless and furious villagers, then coughed twice and affectedly fawned over Si Yan.

"My dear wife~ this dress is really awful, why don't you take it for me?"

"Pfft..." Tuoba Hong almost couldn't help but laugh.

Si Yan: "..."

His brow twitched, and he silently met Jiang Nuo's cunning eyes before stepping forward to take the clothes.

The moment he touched it, the divinity of the garment repelled his Spiritual Power.

Si Yan tightened his grip on the clothes, his divine nature subdued, and he tenderly touched Jiang Nuo's palm.

Jiang Nuo smiled and said, "You're not denying it anymore?"

Si Yan's voice was tinged with amusement as she gently poked Jiang Nuo's waist, saying, "Words are no substitute for actions."

Jiang Nuo: "..."

Little Lucky Star is no longer the innocent Little Lucky Star he used to be.

--

The gathering ended without incident, and the two messengers disappeared even faster than usual, fearing that Jiang Nuo might cause some more trouble.

As dusk approached, a family approached and invited the group of guests to stay.

Their eyes remained lifeless as they spoke, as if their energy was waning with each passing moment of sunlight.

Jiang Nuo looked up at the sun, lost in thought.

On the way back, Feimina whispered, " The Dark Magic doesn't seem as strong as it was during the day."

She had barely finished speaking when Zhou Ling immediately covered her mouth and shook her head warily.

Feimina was startled and slowly turned her head. Her family had stopped sometime earlier and were standing in the shadows of the flower bushes, staring blankly at her with the same smile on their lips and empty eyes.

The girl, whose hand was being held by her parents, spoke in a very low voice, almost inhuman.

What did you just say?

Feimina instinctively took a half step back. "Nothing... I didn't say anything."

The girl let out another gurgling laugh and introduced herself, "Hello, my name is Xiaodie."

Zhou Ling nodded, "Hello."

The family of three then continued leading the way, their steps almost unsteady.

Feimina breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Zhou Ling gratefully, "Thank you..."

Zhou Ling: "Be careful with your words and actions, and don't let it happen again."

[A bold guess! Everything in this village is related to butterflies, and the little girl is even named Xiaodie. According to God Nuo, she's probably an important NPC!]

[Be bolder! Could it be a mini-boss?! The kind that drops equipment?!]

[Get ready, folks! Tonight is definitely not going to be peaceful!]

All the villagers' bamboo houses were constructed in a similar way.

The guests were led to the second floor of the bamboo house by a family of three. As soon as they opened the door, the group of guests exclaimed in disbelief.

Jiang Nuo: "... Which one is the little brat?"

Si Yan: "They're all ugly."

Tuoba Hong gave a dry laugh, "Although... but... this shouldn't be a matter of whether it's ugly or not, right?"

Zhang Quan: "Human beings are indeed incredibly diverse."

Si Yong glanced at Zhang Quan, his brow twitching slightly, but he said nothing, his expression equally inscrutable.

Inside the room, a baby-sized person lay in a wooden cradle, but instead of a pacifier, a cigarette butt was dangling from their mouth. Their face was covered with deep wrinkles, making their aged appearance seem extremely incongruous.

On the contrary, the adult pushing the cradle had a youthful, fair face, a furrowed brow, a pacifier in his mouth, and made deep, rough cooing sounds. Beneath his strong arms were tiny fingers.

Xiaodie quickly ran inside, nuzzled the adult's childlike face, and said, "Good evening, dear little brother."

Then he kissed the child's cheek and said, "Good evening, honey."

The entire guest group. "..."

Jiang Nuo: "Wow."

My goodness... is this even Chinese?

For a moment, I didn't know whether to close my eyes or cover my ears first!

I declare this hurt my eyes even more than a ghost!

Xiaodie ran upstairs to prepare dinner, and when she returned home, she was clearly in a good mood, humming a song as she made milk powder.

Guided by the parents, Jiang Nuo chose a room and asked casually, "Don't you guys think there's something wrong with this brother-in-law and brother-in-law pairing?"

Asking NPCs directly is taboo; Jiang Nuo was deliberately testing the similarity between this and the dungeon.

Mother: "That's definitely not right."

As she wove a flower basket, her lifeless eyes glanced at Jiang Nuo. "They are father and son."

Jiang Nuo was stunned for a few moments, then blinked in response.

"... ah?"

Guest group member. "... Huh?!"

"Wait! Wait!" Tuoba Hong counted on his fingers, trying to recall the relationships. "Didn't Xiaodie just call him 'brother' and 'husband'?"

The mother remained calm. "Yes, Xiaodie didn't call you by the wrong name."

Jiang Nuo frowned, "So..."

He glanced at the adult with the childlike face, then at Xiaodie's mother.

Wow.

As a result, Xiaodie's father received sympathetic glances.

He shook his head. "You bunch of outsiders, making a fuss over nothing."

" Xiaodie is so young, how could she have a child?"

The mother suddenly put down the flower basket. "No, Xiaodie will be having a child soon."

The two suddenly nodded simultaneously, staring intently at the guest group. "Yes, Xiaodie is going to have a baby soon."

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