Cheng Yan was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Zhou Zicheng was peeling an orange for him next to him.
He chuckled coldly and said, "Could it be that you have hemorrhoids on your mouth and are too embarrassed to show your face?"
The room fell silent instantly. Chu Yi bit his lip to suppress his smile.
Xie Qian laughed heartily, and Jiang Nan added fuel to the fire, "It's also possible that she was forcibly kissed by a dog and her mouth was bitten."
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!]
[No way, it's only the first day, and you guys are already having such a bad time? This is so funny, hahaha!]
I can't imagine how happy I'll be for the next nine days.
Fu Jinchuan: "That's enough."
He interrupted Jiang Nan in a deep voice, saying, "Instead of wasting time talking about such pointless things, you might as well go out and buy groceries."
Jiang Nan: "Wow, you're amazing!"
Cheng Yan: "So, it's all about showing off."
Both of them had mouths that seemed to be coated with poison; every word they uttered was barbed and sarcastic.
Fu Jinchuan: "..."
He didn't say anything more, sitting there with a somber face.
Lin Duo asked, "Who among you can cook?"
Chu Yi quickly shook his head. "I'm still a college student."
Xie Qian: "I can cook some home-style dishes."
Shen Anbai: "I can fry eggs."
Fu Jinchuan coldly uttered a few words: "We have a nanny at home."
Jiang Nan rolled her eyes. "I can scramble oil with my hands."
Cheng Yan: "Hehehehehehe."
Zhou Zicheng: "I can steam rice."
Qiao Qingzhou added, somewhat reluctantly, "I can also cook some home-style dishes."
Gao Ya: "Hmm... I've been on film sets for the past few years, so I've gotten rusty at cooking."
Lin Duo, who started the conversation, said, "I can cook some Sichuan dishes."
After they finished speaking, the living room fell into a subtle silence.
Chu Yi tilted his head, looking confused. "So, what are we going to eat today?"
[Hahahaha, you guys are unbelievable! A bunch of lazy bums who know nothing about farming! Hahahaha]
[Go eat your rice, with scrambled eggs, hahaha]
So you guys really didn't notice what Little Immortal Nan just said?
[Hahaha, I figured it out, "Spicy Fried Oil King" is probably referring to Fu Jinchuan.]
I should have thought I misheard; it turns out he really was being sarcastic.
They still needed to eat, so the ten people split into two teams. Xie Qian, Qiao Qingzhou, Shen An, Bai Zhouzi, and Lin Duo stayed in the small house while the others bought the ingredients and then started cooking.
The production team did have some conscience; they provided a car.
The production crew's car eventually stopped at a farmers' market near the cabin.
The Island City is close to the ocean, so there are many seafood products. The moment they entered, a fishy smell wafted to their noses.
Fu Jinchuan and Cheng Yan froze on the spot.
Jiang Nan looked at the two of them strangely. "Why aren't you leaving?"
Cheng Yan covered his nose and said, "The smell is a bit strong."
Jiang Nan: "... Can't accept it?"
Cheng Yan nodded frantically, his eyes filled with sincerity.
So don't let him in; he can wait outside.
Jiang Nan, however, didn't play by the rules. "It's okay, you'll get used to it after smelling it a few more times."
Cheng Yan: "..."
After saying that, Jiang Nan glanced coldly at Fu Jinchuan, her voice dropping eight octaves in intensity. "Why aren't you leaving yet?"
Fu Jinchuan was wearing a mask and was too embarrassed to make an excuse, so the five of them went inside anyway.
Jiang Nan walked at the front, his crossbody bag containing their only six hundred yuan for the night. Fu Jinchuan, Chu Yi, Gao Ya, and Cheng Yan were behind him.
All five people were good-looking and had outstanding temperament.
With a photographer by her side, she attracted a lot of attention.
Jiang Nan had no time to observe anything; all he wanted was to quickly buy the groceries so he could go back and cook—he was hungry.
After buying a bag of vegetables, just as he was about to ask someone to carry it, he turned around and found that the other four people had disappeared.
"???"
Seeing his bewildered expression, the viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back their questions.
[I've called you eight hundred times already, have you finally realized that the four kids behind you are gone?]
[Hahaha, I really can't stand it! That idiot Chu Yi is starting to pose.]
[Try to understand, Chu Yi is still in university, and this is probably the first time he's experienced being the center of attention.]
Jiang Nan searched and asked around, and finally found Chu Yi at the fruit stall.
Chu Yi was taking photos with the female boss. The boss was wealthy and ostentatious, wearing three or four gold rings on her fingers and a thick gold bracelet on her wrist. She had one arm around Chu Yi's waist and held her phone in the other, smiling broadly, "One, two, three..."
The two shouted together, "Cheese!"
Jiang Nan; "..."
[Hahaha, Little Immortal Nan's back view looks so helpless!]
[ Jiang Nan: My silence is deafening]
[This guy, Chu Yi, his desire to be a kept man, to become famous overnight, and to get rich is written all over his face.]
[It's hard to judge. He was just reluctant to take a photo with her, but as soon as he saw the female boss's big boobs, he put his arm around her waist.]
[Sister Xie Qian is nearing middle age and has been cheated on with a green hat.]
[Pfft... Just now an older woman asked Chu Yi how old he was, wanting to introduce him to someone. Chu Yi said, "I just turned twenty." That tone made me laugh.]
Perhaps Jiang Nan harbored too much resentment, for after Chu Yi finished taking the photos, he spotted him immediately and walked over guiltily, asking, "Is this rapeseed you bought?"
Jiang Nan handed him the bag, "This is Shanghai bok choy."
Chu Yi: "... Oh."
Gao Ya and Cheng Yan seemed relatively normal; the two were watching the boss chop ribs.
Jiang Nan then bought some more pork ribs. After paying, he politely asked, "What else would you like to eat?"
Chu Yi raised his hand. " Teacher Jiang, we haven't found President Fu yet."
Jiang Nan: "He's a grown man, he won't die."
Chu Yi: "..."
Gao Ya suggested, " Duoduo likes to eat shrimp, shall we go buy some seafood?"
Cheng Yan: "Okay, okay, Brother Cheng also likes to eat shrimp."
The group headed to the seafood section, where a conspicuous figure stood not far away.
The man, dressed in a striped suit, was tall and looked out of place standing in the market.
He stared intently and silently at the lobsters in the tank. Hearing footsteps, he looked up, saw Jiang Nan, and his eyes lit up. He declared imperiously, "I want to eat Australian lobster!"
Jiang Nan, unable to bear it any longer, shouted, "Get out! Go eat shit!"
It's only six hundred yuan in total. Has he lost his mind or gone mad? Buying a lobster worth one or two hundred yuan for the oil tycoon?!
[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! The production team should change the name of the show to "The Adventures of Little Immortal Nan"!]
[emmmm, with Jiang Nan's temper, it's absurd that she became popular.]
[Finally, someone spoke my mind!!!! I really think he was so rude.]
[6. Isn't politeness relative to the person?]
[Throughout the entire process, only Jiang Nan diligently shopped for groceries, Cheng Yan played video games, Gao Ya and Lin Duo made phone calls, Chu Yi was engrossed in taking photos, and Fu Jinchuan seemed completely out of his mind, gazing intently at several lobsters for half an hour.]