He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder

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[Two Male Leads + Entertainment Industry + Transmigration into a Novel + Goofball Defeats Unhinged Psycho + Both Have No Prior Partners + EA]

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Jiang Nan transmigrates into the role of the fake young master in a novel about everyone's darling. The moment he opens his eyes, the novel's biggest villain, Fu Jingzhou, is sitting in a wheelchair, while Jiang Nan himself is throwing a fit, pointing right in the man's face and shouting, "Fu Jingzhou, you're a cripple! How do you have the nerve to marry me?"

The original owner of this body has kicked the bucket, leaving this whole mess behind.

Jiang Nan, left to take the blame: "..."

The man's expression is dark and menacing.

Jiang Nan hastily changes his tune. "But that's okay. As long as it's you, I'm willing to keep things platonic."

With great solemnity, he asks, "Hubby, do you know the Pacific Ocean?"

Fu Jingzhou's lips twitch. "My legs don't work. My brain does."

Jiang Nan gazes at him affectionately. "That's how much I've drooled over you."

Fu Jingzhou: ?

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At first, Fu Jingzhou couldn't care less about this marriage alliance. He plans to get a divorce when the time is right.

Who knew Jiang Nan would be harder to handle than expected?

Taking full advantage of his sweet, innocent face, he keeps calling Fu Jingzhou "baby" with a look of utter devotion.

One "baby" after another, Fu Jingzhou falls for him. He realizes staying married might not be so bad after all.

The system points out:

This little dumbass has more than a dozen babies.

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The day Fu Jingzhou seizes power, Jiang Nan happily packs his little bag, ready to travel the world.

But when he hands over the divorce agreement, the man tears it to pieces and says softly, "So all those times you said you loved me, you were lying."

Jiang Nan: "!!!"

The disability he thought was real was actually fake.

The supposed Beta was actually an Enigma.

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[There is a side couple. Most of their story appears in the extras. Proceed with caution if this bothers you.]