[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Fang Yu's expression looks like it's about to split open! Hahaha!]
[This pair of rivals is quite interesting; I think I can actually ship them again.]
[The wind has died down and the rain has stopped, and you think you're all set again (lights a cigarette). For the sake of my fragile heart, I'll wait until later.]
Wen Jiu wanted to distance himself from the war. He held his wife's hand, his face expressionless, trying to appear calm.
I was actually panicking inside, and I was almost in tears!
Why are all girls these days so scary?
He never wants to like sweet girls again, boohoo, it's all an act.
Feng Chi was pulled aside by him, somewhat puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"
Wen Jiu pouted, thinking: Feng Chi is still the best.
"It's nothing," Wen Jiu said with a touch of melancholy. "I'm just... mourning my dead youth."
[What's with that shattered look on my wife's face? (doge)]
[ Wen Jiu: I'm just mourning my dead love.]
[Has my wife finally admitted she's gay?]
[Great news! [fireworks][fireworks][fireworks]]
"Don't overthink it." Seeing Lu Pei staring at him with a hesitant, somewhat naive look, Xi Mo tossed his long hair and said nonchalantly, "I just don't want to be last."
To prepare for the game, Xi Mo specially changed into a camouflage skirt and high-top ankle boots, looking cool and stylish, which made her legs look even thinner and whiter.
"Although you look silly, your overall combat strength should be better than that Lazy Fish."
"No, no." Lu Pei hurriedly waved his hands. He wasn't so narcissistic as to think that Eldest Miss Xi would be interested in him. "I just wanted to ask, aren't you... aren't you cold?"
It's already the end of October. If yesterday was because it was our first meeting and I wanted to dress up nicely, today we're preparing to escape. What if it gets cold in the maze and I catch a cold?
Xi Mo: "... You dead straight man, shut up."
Lu Pei: "I'm sorry."
After taking a couple of steps, Xi Mo, still seething with anger, turned around and yelled at him fiercely, "What do you know? This is tactical! Do you understand tactics? Besides, I have such a great figure, I can wear whatever I want!"
Lu Pei: "I didn't mean anything by it, I was just worried you'd be cold."
"No!" Xi Mo snorted, confidently stating, "I've read the script and made a special plan. Just don't hold me back."
Lu Pei nodded. "Mhm."
[This couple seems like a good match, a beautiful heiress vs. a goofy movie star]
[Why isn't it Crazy Lady vs. Haute Couture Clay Figure (doge)]
[Holy crap, hahaha, what the heck is this clay figure? Are you kidding me?!]
[If all else fails, a husky will do.]
[No, no, no, the husky destroys the house, Film Emperor Lu is a family man. This guy knows how to take care of people.]
[ The Road as Sky, Xi as Earth " super topic has been successfully approved! Welcome to join the fun! [cheering]]
Fifteen minutes later, the group stood in front of the haunted house.
Wen Jiu immediately grabbed Feng Chi's hand. "Director, did you bring us to the wrong place?"
"Ah, sorry, sorry." The director was also taken aback. After checking the location, he smiled and scratched the back of his head. "The maze is in the back. The production team specially rearranged it. Let's follow the stagehands."
Wen Jiu nodded, still feeling a bit annoyed, when she heard the director chuckle and say from the front, "The haunted house is the location for the next episode of the variety show. I got it wrong."
Wen Jiu:...
Lin Changfeng sensed something was wrong, and his fox-like eyes narrowed slightly.
He asked, seemingly casually, "Director, is this haunted house also part of the production team's setup?"
"Yes."
"More frightening than a regular haunted house?"
Xu Mingzhi didn't reveal much, vaguely saying, "This... it's hard to say."
Lin Changfeng frowned slightly. "That will be troublesome."
"What's wrong?"
" Feng Chi is afraid of the dark," Lin Changfeng said, trying to trick his sister-in-law while also taking advantage of himself. "I'm afraid of ghosts."
Xi Mo asked in surprise, "Are you afraid of these things?"
Lin Changfeng nodded seriously.
"Huh?" the director said, somewhat troubled. "Then what should we do?"
Wen Jiu pursed her lips and glanced tentatively at Feng Chi. Seeing the man's lowered eyes and obedient, quiet demeanor, she immediately felt a great sense of responsibility.
"It's okay, I'm here, I'll protect you!" Wen Jiu patted her chest, her resolve to back down completely gone. "It's just a haunted house, it's not real, don't be afraid!"
Feng Chi tilted his head, unable to suppress a soft chuckle, "Mm."
Shen Huaian listened, and felt inexplicably uneasy.
When Lin Changfeng was a child, he was left alone in the old Lin Family house. He would often come to him and say that there were ghosts in the house.
During that time, Shen Huaian stayed with him day and night, either staying at the Lin Family or bringing him back to his own room.
Shen Huaian softened for a moment, but looking at Lin Changfeng's captivating face, she regained her cold expression.
These days, can a ghost eat him?
"Okay, this is it."
"The maze is equipped with 360-degree cameras that provide real-time audio updates. If you are eliminated, staff will guide you out, so don't worry about getting lost."
The haunted house plan remains unchanged, and the director's smile has broadened. "Any more questions?"
"Yes." Xi Mo stood expressionless in front of the maze entrance, a twitch at the corner of his mouth. "Director, didn't you say the maze was green? Didn't you say it was a jungle escape?"
"What the hell is this pure white color?!"
Under the high-definition lens, Xi Mo's camouflage uniform stood out against the white background, with every pattern on her body clearly visible. She had also specially worn heavy makeup today, with bright red lips and big waves, making her particularly eye-catching.
director:...
With a bang, Fang Yu slammed her backpack down in anger, exclaiming, "Director, why didn't you say so sooner? I carried a plush blanket and a mattress the whole way! The whole way!"
"It's black, damn it!!!"
Two sharp gazes swept over, and Wen Jiu and Shen Huaian, dressed in all black, stared at the director with piercing eyes.
To match his wife's outfit, Feng Chi and Lin Changfeng, both dressed in dark colors, were speechless.
Lu Pei, wearing a thick dark green coat to keep warm. "..."
The director swallowed hard and took a step back.
"Brothers! Strip the director of his pink jacket!" Wen Jiu shouted, rising up in rebellion, rubbing his knuckles with a wicked and malicious grin. "Throw it in!"
Shen Huaian his limbs. "Second brother is wise!"
His wife was up to no good, and Feng Chi had no reason to stand idly by. With a clear head, he immediately arranged the battle plan. "Two men each on the left, right, and center lines; cut off his retreat first."
One call, six responses.
The director took off running!
"The game hasn't even started yet, you can't do this... Holy crap! Waaaaah, this wasn't my idea, go find the stage manager... Xiao Liu... Damn it, Xiao Liu, you dared to abandon me and run away... Ahhh, stop hitting me, ancestor!"
#Dating reality show director beaten up by a mob# (explosive)
#MostTragicDirectorInHistory# Boiling
[The director from the neighboring Peach Blossom Spring Village sent a consolation telegram [doge emoji]]
[Wow, the battle is fierce!]
[Would this be considered a work-related injury? And who covers the medical expenses if the director is injured?]
[I don't know, but I have to say this director is really unethical. Everything's white; how are you supposed to hide like that?]
No wonder even Lazy Fish can't stand it.
[Hahaha, those two at the door are hilarious! Did Jiang Ruyuan expect a surprise when she was changing clothes?]
If the director were beaten to death by a mob, then Jiang Ruyuan and Lu Pei would likely be the only innocent bystanders.
Originally intending to draw fire and cause the Lazy Fish to perish together, Jiang Ruyuan, dressed in all white, stood still for a while before exclaiming, "Wow!"
Lu Pei trembled. "... Is this really okay? We still have a fierce battle ahead, shouldn't we conserve our energy?"