After Transmigrating into a Novel, the Max-Level King of the Grind Goes Viral with His Goofy Antics
Chapter 103

His wife was cute and sweet, like a little kitty

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Having had her fill of revenge, Jiang Ruyuan felt it was pointless. She placed a white veil on the ground and sat down as well.

Still narcissistic?

Fang Yu replied lazily, "Narcissism isn't a disease, benefactor."

"... And what about the mirror?"

"It was prepared by the production team."

Jiang Ruyuan gritted her teeth and said definitively, "That voice is definitely not it! Even if the production team prepared in advance, it's impossible for them to record your voice so accurately! And design it so ingeniously!"

"You're just doing this on purpose to annoy me!"

Fang Yu: "Would you like to hear my story, benefactor?"

"..."

Comments: [Young man, please tell your story]

"I graduated from Capital Electric Power University with the highest score in my major." Fang Yu sat up, hugging a plush blanket, and rubbed her lower back. "Do you know what that means?"

Holy crap! Is this the electrical engineering university I was thinking of?

Yes, there is only one school in the entire country with that name.

[ Lazy Fish is really something else! I guess I'll never be able to get into that school in my lifetime, sob sob]

[A struggling student's simple question: Is it really that hard to get into this school?]

[To the person upstairs: last year's lowest admission score was 597, the lowest on record.]

Holy crap!!!

[ Fang Yu is studying the school's top major; just think about what score he needed to get in.]

[Brain crash. jpg]

Jiang Ruyuan, a junior high school graduate. "... All I know is that you're showing off."

"Hey, what's so special about this?" Fang Yu waved her hand. "What I mean is, that awful box was prepared by the production team. I listened to it and thought the content and sound were unpleasant, so I modified it."

"At first, I just thought it was interesting, nothing more."

Fang Yu sighed, looking at her with sincere, moist eyes, "Besides, I don't think I said anything wrong. Aren't you a green tea b*tch?"

Jiang Ruyuan felt a slight itch in her fist.

After they talked things out, the atmosphere between them improved a lot, and they started moving forward obediently and methodically.

Jiang Ruyuan: "Can you hurry up? I don't want to be last!"

Fang Yu yawned, hugging a blanket. "I'm really tired."

"The ghosts are here!"

"How many more times are you going to lie to me?" Fang Yu didn't even lift her eyelids. "I don't care if it's a ghost or a zombie, they'll just step over me..."

Um?

What did you bump into?

Fang Yu blinked subconsciously, and the huge, dark eyes opposite her blinked as well.

The next second, two sharp explosions erupted from the scene.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh--"

"Holy crap, it's a ghost! Aaaaaaah!"

Splat!

Jiang Ruyuan fired a shot, and the ghost was stunned for a moment, then fell to the ground with a thud.

"..."

"Announcement: 'Like a Fish in Water,' you've defeated a ghost, earning 5 points. Your total points are now 40."

[This is absolutely hilarious, everyone! The competition is getting more and more exciting!]

I'm so curious who'll fall down first [doge emoji]

[The scene on An'an's side was also quite exciting, and it seems that the two ace teams, Lasting and Chang'an, are about to collide.]

Will one team be eliminated?

[Maybe, after all, my wife's gone on a killing spree.]

[Maybe, after all, An'an went on a killing spree.]

[Hahaha, you guys go check out the Lasting, an old friend has appeared in the shot! Hahaha!]

After killing a ghost, Wen Jiu rolled over, crouched at the corner, and changed his magazine.

Feng Chi stood guard beside him. They had reached the inner circle of the maze, where the number of zombies and ghosts was increasing.

"This can't go on. Can your body handle it?"

"Huh?" Wen Jiu looked up, belatedly realizing what he meant, her face slightly flushed. "N-nothing."

My lower back is just a little sore.

Wen Jiu asked, "How many points do we have?"

"235 points."

" Changfeng's group is 220, the remaining two groups are 155 and 40 respectively."

" Lin Changfeng's side is a bit tricky, the score is very close." Feng Chi changed his magazine. "You rest here for now, I'll go scout ahead."

"But this is a maze, let's not go too far." Wen Jiu grabbed the hem of his clothes, a little embarrassed. "I... I can't tell which way is which, I'm afraid I won't be able to find you."

Wen Jiu has always had a poor sense of direction. Simple roads are fine, but if they are slightly complicated, she can't tell which way is which.

Mazes like this are basically useless once you leave the Feng Chi.

"It's alright, just wait here." Feng Chi gently patted Wen Jiu's head reassuringly. "I'll come back for you."

"Okay." Wen Jiu let go of his hand, gesturing for him to hurry back, "Be careful."

[By the way, my wife is so cute! She's so tall, but she looks so tiny squatting in the corner.]

[Although my wife is really fierce when she's fighting monsters, she's so cute when she's with her husband.]

[Still very spoiled [gets hit]]

[My wife really is like my cat, especially the way she looked up at President Feng when she tugged at his clothes.]

[Oh dear, one second I wanted to President Feng, the next I wanted to steal his wife. What a pipe dream! I guess I'm sick.]

[Haha, me too... Hmm? Something's coming?]

"Woof~" Wen Jiu suddenly felt a wet and soft touch on the back of her hand, and instantly bristled, turning around warily.

A small, fluffy, pure white dog stood at his feet, tilting its head and barking sweetly and melodiously, "Woof..."

"What a tiny Samoyed!" Wen Jiu patted its head. "How did you get here?"

"Is it lost?"

The little Samoyed wagged its tail and nuzzled its head against his palm.

"It's too dangerous here." Wen Jiu glared at him and whispered, "There will be bad guys and monsters."

"Don't run around."

The little Samoyed called him softly, then nestled against the wall, its small, motionless body blending perfectly into the snow-white surface.

Wen Jiu: Oh wow.

[...]

[Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka is number one (amazing)]

[I suddenly realized how this little guy got in here without anyone noticing.]

[The little rascal kept walking close to the wall, haha, no wonder I didn't notice him even though I was staring at the camera!]

My wife's love for dogs is amazing!

Just then, the director's voice came on, urgent and tinged with a sob. "Urgent! Urgent!"

"A lost dog notice has been issued: A staff member's dog has gone missing and is currently inside the maze. Staff and guests, please be careful not to harm it. It's a dog, not a zombie! Killing it won't do any good! It won't count towards your score!"

"Also, it is entirely white, just a month old, and extremely well-hidden. Guests, please watch your step during the fight! (Please!)"

Wen Jiu hugged it close to her chest, patted its head, and then held it up in front of the camera to indicate that it was there.

Stagehand Xiao Liu picked up the walkie-talkie and, to prevent Wen Jiu's location from being revealed, specifically connected to a nearby person.

"Found it! Locate the corner of A4 passage, Wen Jiu. Xiao Fang, if you're nearby, pick up the dog and bring it out immediately."

"Receive."

"Alright, someone will come to pick you up soon." Wen Jiu put the dog down against the wall. "Be a good boy and don't run around."

The little Samoyed smiled adorably at him, "Woof!"

Wen Jiu felt her heart melting.

At this moment, Feng Chi rushed back and said to Wen Jiu, " Lin Changfeng and Shen Huaian are in the passage next door. Now we have two choices."

"One option is to ambush them at the crossroads and confront them head-on, thus determining the outcome."

"The second option is to take another route to avoid it, but that route leads to the center of the maze, where there will be a lot of zombies."

Wen Jiu pondered for a moment, unable to make up her mind. "What do you think?"

"Continuing like this, although we could score a lot of points, I'm afraid the intensity would be too great," Feng Chi said. "I prefer to take a risky approach, a decisive move."

With one hour left in the game, if they eliminate the Chang'an team, they will undoubtedly be in first place based on their current scores.

If you lose, you're eliminated, but there's a 90% chance you won't be last, since there's still Fang Yu behind you.

"Then let's give it a shot," Wen Jiu said. "Whatever you say."

-

Charge! Charge! Charge! A fierce battle between four! The little Samoyed wobbles along, while the zombies stir restlessly.

To find out who wins, stay tuned for the next episode! (Just kidding, having fun!) (Gets a beating!)

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