" A-Jiu!"
Just then, a lithe black figure burst forth, lunging at the boy with astonishing speed and rolling away on the ground while grabbing him!
The bullet narrowly missed the man's back!
Lin Changfeng aimed his gun at the two men on the ground, grinning wickedly as he fired the last bullet.
The mouth moved silently, "Bang!"
Feng Chi glanced at him coldly, then suddenly curled his lips into a smile.
Lin Changfeng suddenly had a bad feeling.
He subconsciously turned to look at Shen Huaian, who seemed not to have reacted yet, looking down in astonishment at a large puddle of orange juice on his waist and abdomen.
He was still clutching the last grenade he hadn't had time to throw.
"..."
Aside from netizens with a god-like perspective, no one knows how Feng Chi managed to fire that bullet while protecting others.
At the same moment, in response to the oncoming bullet, Wen Jiu grabbed the 'machine gun' behind him and fired in rapid succession!
ratt ratt ratt ratt!
Splat!
"Woof!"
"..."
The fierce battle was forced to a halt; the footage on camera was as if it had been paused, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Everyone stared in astonishment at the 'machine gun' in Wen Jiu's hand. The 'machine gun' was held by its front and back legs, raised in mid-air, its head pointed at Lin Changfeng, baring its teeth in a fierce yet adorable pose.
His posture was so perfect it was indistinguishable from that of a gun barrel.
If you ignore the orange pulp smeared on the snow-white plush...
Wen Jiu sat up awkwardly, turned the 'machine gun' around, and lowered his head.
The little Samoyed, its head covered in orange juice, its big black eyes wide open, tilted its head back and growled, "Awooo~"
Wen Jiu:...
Wen Jiu suddenly felt her hands trembling slightly.
His eyes trembled, and he turned his head in a daze, instinctively pleading for help. " Feng Chi, what do we do now?"
Feng Chi:... He doesn't know either.
The couple's originally clean, efficient, and seamless teamwork, as well as their stunning comeback that could be recorded in the history of variety shows, were instantly rendered utterly insignificant in front of this one-month-old Samoyed puppy.
Feng Chi supported himself on one leg, knee bent, his long, beautiful fingers embedded in his black hair.
A few seconds later, he sighed and said, "Let's wait for the announcement."
Lin Changfeng: "Pfft!"
Shen Huaian clutched his stomach. "Pfft, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Second brother, you... hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Wen Jiu:... fine
[Hahaha, we're all rolling in it, family! Another iconic scene!]
[Who understands! Who understands?! My heart was pounding in my chest! And then this happened so suddenly!]
[I almost spat out my water! This is hilarious!]
[Little Samoyed: It was so sudden, all of a sudden! [doge emoji]]
[Haha, upstairs, you're going to make me laugh to death!]
#Famous Scene from a Romance Variety Show Wen Jiu a Samoyed as a Machine Gun# Explosive
#Four participants in a dating reality show engage in fierce competition, with the younger male lead making a strong impression# (explosive)
"Announcement: With sustained and Lasting action, Shen Huaian has been eliminated from the Chang'an! Final score: 225 points!"
Shen Huaian, who was eliminated, and Lin Changfeng, who couldn't hold back his laughter because of his wife. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Repeated! Lasting kill on Shen Huaian eliminates the Chang'an couple!"
Chang'an CP: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
" Chang'an CP! Chang'an CP, please take note!... Stop laughing! You're eliminated!!!"
Shen Huaian clutched his stomach, doubled over with laughter. "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Look, Brother Lin, even the director is talking like a human being in his haste! Hahahaha!"
"Hahaha, really? Wait a minute... An'an, what did you call me?"
Shen Huaian: "Gaga gaga gaga!"
Live stream chat: [Hahahahahahahahahaha]
Announcer: "..."
[Giggle giggle giggle, how can these two be so funny?! Jiu Min!!!]
[Wife using a dog as a machine gun, hilariousness level: 100%; Wife's automatic voice-over hilariousness level: 1000%; Bullet comments hilariousness level: 10000%; Chang'an CP hilariousness level: 100000%; Chang'an group and the director combined...]
[Funny Level: Explosive]
I'm about to burst out laughing, I'm not kidding!
Before watching this episode of the dating reality show, I never imagined these people would create such a strong chemistry.
[A chemical reaction? That's more like an explosion, hahaha]
Wen Jiu looked at Feng Chi and said expressionlessly, "Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny at all?"
Feng Chi pursed his lips, patted his wife's head, and comforted her, "Yeah, they just have a low threshold for laughter."
Wen Jiu looked up, inwardly bursting into tears: Waaaaah! My dad's brave, masculine, and handsome image!
It's ruined!
Hahahaha~ Quack quack quack goose...
Wen Jiu: I hate laughter:-D
The other two groups of guests in the other passages, unaware of what was happening over there, stopped almost simultaneously upon hearing the announcement repeated three times, instinctively becoming alert.
Xi Mo stepped on a zombie and whistled, "Exciting!"
Lu Pei: "We are all born of the same root, why are you so eager to harm each other..."
"Victory or defeat comes first, friendship second, you know that?" Xi Mo rolled his eyes at him. "Aren't brothers just for sacrificing to the heavens?"
"... Okay." The Film Emperor Lu was intimidated by the young lady's fierce and ruthless demeanor. He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to her feet.
"But that's not what I actually meant. What I meant was—you're standing on people, not zombies."
Xi Mo lowered his head and made eye contact with the dutiful zombie actor/staff member. "..."
Fang Yu the other end, paused for a second before decisively wrapping herself tightly in a blanket.
It then curled up in the corner and refused to leave.
Jiang Ruyuan: "Stand up!"
Fang Yu stammered, "I... I... my legs are weak."
"Don't be a coward! The second-ranked player has already been taken down! Maybe we can go and pick up the scraps!"
"No." Fang Yu, wrapped in a black blanket, stood out starkly against the snow-white wall. "In the past, I would only have become cannon fodder."
"Everyone dies eventually, whether from being injured by ghosts or bitten by zombies, it's better than dying at the hands of Lasting."
As Fang Xunge'er Socrates Yu Rushi said.
"It's better to die quietly and alone than to fight desperately."
Jiang Ruyuan:...
A few minutes later, the staff finally appeared, ready to take the laughing-out-loud Chang'an team out of the maze.
Behind them followed the Samoyed's owner, whose little master, sporting a zombie-like face, rushed over, crying, to hug the puppy.
"My son! I've finally found you!" the zombie mother cried out. "Why did you run off like that and end up like this?"
The little Samoyed wagged its tail, as if startled. "Woof woof woof!"
"Don't be afraid! Mommy will take you home right away."
"Woof~ Woof woof!"
In the end, the little Samoyed was taken away, constantly looking back as it left, its Wen Jiu of distress echoing as it cried out.
Wen Jiu sighed and waved his hand.
" Feng Chi."
"What's wrong?"
Wen Jiu: "If only I could speak dog language."
"..."
"You guys got lucky this time!" Lin Changfeng, having finished laughing, switched into his dramatic act, his expression turning indignant like that of an ultimate, invincible villain about to exit the stage, gritting his teeth as he uttered his exit line, "I'll be back!"
"The next time we meet, it will be your death..."
Snap!
Suddenly, Lin Fox was patted on the back, and he manually muted his microphone.
While Shen Huaian smiled broadly at the person in question, "Go, Second Brother! Take down the other two groups!"
That way they won't be at the bottom anymore, haha!
Wen Jiu clenched his fist excitedly, regaining his spirits. "Great! Wait for my good news!"
Shen Huaian nodded, grabbed Lin Fox by the collar, and turned to leave his opponent with the back view of a powerful figure.
"They're gone!"
Lin Changfeng glared at Feng Chi, turned around dejectedly, and was about to whine and beg for comfort when he was confronted by a ferocious face with blood flowing from all seven orifices.
Lin Changfeng: "..."