"Me!" Wen Jiu the first to raise his hand, his blood boiling. "Give me a jar of wine!"
A real man drinks from a large jar!
Feng Chi opened a bottle for him. "Okay, wife."
"Tsk!" Wen Xiaojiu disdainfully pried open the wine bottle. "This jar of wine is a bit small."
That doesn't suit my aggressive, all-out attack style!
The crowd. "..."
[Honey, are you drunk?]
[That's impossible. My wife only drank half a bottle, President Feng even cleverly got her the lowest alcohol content fruit beer.]
[It's nothing serious, this little idiot is just acting out of his chuunibyou phase, just ignore him.]
Fang Yu, holding a chicken leg bone in each hand, was munching away with gusto. Seeing this, he immediately raised a chicken leg to cheer on his wife, shouting, "Go for it!"
Xi Mo pulled out his phone, eager for a good show, and said, "Ready... timer, start!"
Glug glug!
Unsure why there was a timer, but still instinctively nervous, Wen Jiu picked up the bottle and started chugging!
Some of the alcohol spilled from the corner of his mouth before he could swallow it, gradually wetting his shirt.
[Tsk, why isn't it summer? Such a thick hoodie, you can't see anything underneath!]
[Hey guys, strip my wife naked! I want to see her wet and alluring!]
Unfortunately, even after the bottle was emptied, the incredibly thick hoodie wasn't completely soaked.
It was stained with a lot of wine, leaving marks on the solid-colored surface of the clothes, and several flowers were embroidered on the chest.
Then Wen Jiu lowered her head, as if she had discovered a new continent, pointed to her chest, and said to the man beside her, " Feng Chi, look, it's dirty."
With its soft voice and lively, adorable appearance, it looks just like a beautiful cat that has discovered something new and is curiously poking at it with its paws. Every move it makes exudes a coquettish charm.
And yet, she possessed a pair of captivating eyes, moist and slightly red as she gazed at you, both innocent and alluring.
Feng Chi's apple bobbed, and his gaze gradually deepened.
He replied restrainedly in a low voice, "It's not dirty."
If it weren't for the crowds, he wouldn't mind... making the cat a little dirtier.
"Oh dear!" Xi Mo, who hadn't been timing it at all and just wanted to see the cat drink the wine, felt a surge of maternal instinct upon hearing this. "So what if it's dirty, baby~"
"It's so dirty!" While devouring shrimp, Shen Huaian, still wanting to benefit his fans, uttered a surprising statement, "Just take them off!"
Those who were like Perpetual Motion Machines nodded in agreement!
Yes, yes! You should take your clothes off if they're dirty!
No problem!
[Hahaha, look how excited Fang Yu is!]
[From Peach Blossom Spring Village to now, An'an is getting bolder and bolder!]
[Holy crap, what's my wife doing? Is she really trying to take her clothes off?!]
[Um???]
Wen Jiu actually thought for a second, then grabbed the hem of the hoodie with both hands and flipped it up decisively.
!!!!!
The entire audience was stunned.
Even Feng Chi was caught off guard and immediately pulled his clothes down to cover himself completely.
His face was so dark it looked like ink could be squeezed out!
Wen Jiu stared blankly at him, puzzled.
Feng Chi took a deep breath, pulled the person tightly into his arms, and said in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"
Wen Jiu didn't speak, continuing to stare at him with her moist, peach-blossom eyes.
Feng Chi aura instantly weakened, but he still kept a stern face. "In public, you need to be mindful of your image, you know? Don't lift your clothes like that."
Comments: [You can lift your clothes!]
Don't think they didn't see it, my wife showed off her abs!
Her six-pack was snow-white, thin and even. When she raised her hand to take off her clothes, her body shrank back slightly, and her abs also bulged in. She was incredibly sexy and beautiful!
[Aaaaaaah, I'm going crazy! My wife wasn't lying during the live stream! She really did have six pieces!]
[So sexy! Damn, I'm aroused again! President Feng, draw your sword!!!]
[I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I think I see bite marks! Ahhh, did anyone take a screenshot? I want to confirm it again!]
[Me! Me! I recorded it! I'll look for it right now!]
[Damn, it seems there really is one! The bottom one on the left, damn it, it's in such a rough spot!]
[My nose is bleeding like crazy! That Feng Doggy is so lucky!!!]
Wen Jiu was completely unaware that she had been exposed. She raised her hand to rub her eyes, and after recognizing who was in front of her, she pouted.
She said, feeling particularly aggrieved, "You yelled at me!"
Feng Chi:...
Full audience: ⊙▽⊙
[Yes! He actually dared to yell at you! Curse him! Hit him!]
[Aaaaaaah, I've drawn my sword! I'm really drawing it this time! How dare you yell at your wonderful wife?!]
Netizens who couldn't have it either went crazy and flew into a rage, while everyone else at the scene stared in disbelief, watching the spectacle unfold.
"How could I be mean to you?" Feng Chi's voice softened several degrees. "Where did I yell at you?"
Wen Jiu's eyes were red and she looked extremely aggrieved.
But he was quite imposing, his tone fierce. "Then why are you making that face?!"
Little Hubby Feng: "... You can't take off your clothes."
"My clothes! Why can't I take them off?" These words struck a nerve, Wen Jiu suddenly exploded, "You can take them off... ugh!"
"It's not that I can't take my clothes off, it's that I can't do it in public... I was wrong." Feng Chi covered his wife's mouth, frantically trying to soothe her, "Sweetie, let's not drink anymore, okay? I'll peel shrimp for you."
A netizen whose nerves are extremely sensitive due to repeated stimulation.
[Ughhhhh, what does "You Can Even Take Your Clothes Off" even mean?!]
[Whose clothes can you take off? Tell me quickly! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!!]
[Haha, the guests' expressions are totally acting out my face! My wife really dares to say anything!]
[Looks like President Feng has taken his clothes off in front of his wife quite a few times in private [doge emoji]]
[I've definitely taken off my wife's clothes a lot too [doge emoji]]
[I've gone mad! I've really gone mad! How did you all calm down so quickly? Let's team up and take down this guy surnamed Feng!]
[Go scout ahead first, and remember to come back alive.]
[Hero, the people will remember you (applause) (salute)]
[... Eek]
[Family members, doesn't this scene seem a little familiar?]
[ Peach Blossom Spring Village, this is what happened last time my wife got drunk; she just blurted out whatever came to mind. [Lighting a cigarette]]
[Yes! It was also President Feng who manually muted the microphone, hahaha, I remember it very clearly!]
Upon hearing about eating shrimp, Wen Jiu suddenly fell silent, but her expression remained slightly conflicted.
He grunted twice to indicate that he would behave, then, holding the bottle, he pleaded with Feng Chi, "Can I have just one more sip?"
Feng Chi sighed; he simply couldn't do anything about him.
Suppressing his excitement, Shen Huaian cautiously probed, "Are you drunk?"
Wen Jiu glanced at him with a cold, arrogant gaze and scoffed, "How could that be?"
"..."
This was the first time Feng Yuan Wen Jiu drunk. He picked up the bottle and walked over, asking with interest, "Is it good?"
"It's delicious!" Wen Jiu nodded, then shook her head, "But I can't drink any more..."
"Oh?" Feng Yuan moved her chair aside and sat next to him, speaking in a coaxing tone, "Why?"
Feng Chi frowned slightly, hugged the person tightly with displeasure, and gestured for Shen Qianshan to take the person back.
President Shen pretended not to see it.
Wen Jiu glanced at Feng Chi and said timidly, "I'll get drunk if I drink any more."
Based on past experience, Feng Chi seems to dislike being drunk.
And! Don't think he doesn't know, this bastard has been giving him the lowest alcohol content since just now.
snort!
Wen Jiu pouted, suddenly feeling a little wronged.