Don't disbelieve me.
Fang Yu said smugly, "I acted in such a terrible drama that even I couldn't stand watching it, but when the data came out, hey! It still got several million views!"
"Steady from start to finish!"
Seeing that Xi Mo didn't seem to understand, Fang Yu asked her, "Do you know what this means?"
Xi Mo cracked open another sunflower seed. "Huh?"
"That means they watched every single episode of my awful show, hahaha!"
Fang Yu laughed loudly, "What's even more outrageous is that more than a dozen marketing accounts watched it from beginning to end, analyzing everything from the plot to the costumes and props, to the acting, and even my facial features when I overacted!"
"I remember it very clearly. That fan who told Fang Yu to get out of the entertainment industry even suspected that I was transgender!"
With a "thud," Wen Jiu's half-eaten chicken foot fell to the ground.
He frantically picked them up, then stared at Fang Yu in disbelief. "You call this 'fans'?!"
He's even questioning your dignity as a man!
How can you tolerate this???
"Why doesn't that count?" Fang Yu calmly grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into her mouth.
"Basically all my data comes from them, because my followers couldn't stand it anymore."
The crowd. "..."
"To be honest, if it weren't for those haters who were willing to support me, I would have retired long ago." Fang Yu blinked. "So there's nothing to be disappointed about. They just love seeing me like this, really."
[Yes, fair, honest, and to the point.]
[Hahaha, my wife's expression is hilarious, it looks like she's about to crack open!]
At the scene, perhaps only Eldest Miss Xi remained relatively calm. She symbolically raised her hand to clap, then continued eating sunflower seeds.
"Mom is right. If you live long enough, you'll see enough sick people."
Someone like you shouldn't be in the entertainment industry.
Fang Yu, with a humble and unassuming expression, asked, "Then where should I go?"
"Mental hospital."
With a "thud," the chicken foot that Wen Jiu had just picked up rolled back onto the ground.
"Seriously, if you ever can't make it in the entertainment industry, you can consider coming to my house..."
Fang Yu:?
After finishing his sunflower seeds, Xi Mo clapped his hands and took a deep breath. "Come to my mental hospital, all-inclusive—food, lodging, and even madness guaranteed."
Fang Yu:...
[Hahaha, Fang Yu doesn't think she's been chosen by a rich man, does she?]
[This is hilarious, I could watch this face-changing act for a year!]
Recalling Feng Chi's words, Wen Jiu couldn't help but ask, "Why... did you end up in a mental hospital?"
"Hey!" Xi Mo raised his eyes and gestured for them to look at the camera. "We can't say this outright. Come here, all of you."
Several boys leaned in to listen.
My family is pressuring me to get married, and I'm just finding it annoying!
"I'm so sick of blind dates!" Xi Mo rolled her eyes elegantly. "Well, I guess I'll just have to pretend to be mentally ill!"
When it came to this topic, Xi Mo was incredibly talkative, "I'm not kidding, those blind date guys are just like normal people!"
"His mom even has to show off when she eats." Xi Mo coughed lightly, then affectedly picked up his crocodile bag and took out his phone to give his younger brothers a live performance.
"I know you, Xi Family."
"But you might not know anything about me. I graduated from a prestigious university, have a PhD from overseas, and am now a manager at a Fortune 100 multinational company, earning a salary of... blah blah blah..."
"Was he showing me pork?" Xi Mo was speechless. "And with a quarantine badge on it?"
The crowd. "..."
"And then there are those stupid mama's boys."
"Our X family is quite traditional, and we still need children. My mom says that a girl as thin as you might have difficulty conceiving, so I'm asking in advance, would you be willing to drink nourishing soup for me?"
"I yue!"
Xi Mo lifted her red skirt and stomped onto a small stool. "Is his mother going to have piglets? Is their house a pigsty? They're fattening them up for them to breed! Give me a piece of your mind!"
The three younger brothers faced the raging storm head-on, frantically and trembling as they tried to comfort the victims, and millions of netizens felt the fear even through their screens.
[Yes, this woman looks beautiful, just like her dress today.]
I now believe she's been released from a mental hospital, more firmly than I believe she could go back in at any time.
[I've learned something new! I'll use this to scold him on every blind date, and he'll be too scared to even say the word "marry" in his eyes, hahaha!]
[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This young lady is really scary when she goes crazy. Fang Yu's legs are shaking. Hahahaha!]
"Ahem!" The production team, having had their fill of chatting, slowly stepped in to take charge. "The chat is over. Now, the guests need to set off to meet their other halves."
Xi Mo abruptly withdrew her long leg, elegantly smoothed her long hair, and said softly in her high heels, "Director, may I ask if your partner was chosen based on our ideal requirements?"
Director Xu thought for a moment about what she meant by "fierce and seductive," choked on his water, and mumbled, "Ah, yes, that's how it is."
"Our production team will definitely try our best to meet the guests' requests."
"Not bad." Xi Mo twisted her waist and strode away first. "Now that you mention it, I'm actually starting to look forward to it~"
The crowd. "..."
Shen Huaian walked to the door and looked outside. There were houses all around. "Director, where should we go to greet them?"
"Everyone's meeting place is different; it depends on your partner's situation."
Xu Mingzhi took out several cards. "Now, please come here to collect the corresponding cards and follow the directions to find them."
"I'm so tired." Fang Yu slid down and buried herself in the cushion again. "Director, can I wait for my partner to come back by herself?"
Xu Mingzhi: "No way!"
Fang Yu: "The other person is already an adult. A qualified partner should learn to go home by themselves."
Xu Mingzhi: "No means no! Men, drag him up and throw him out!"
"Help me--"
While they were still locked in a fierce battle with the production team, Xi Mo had already strode away in his high heels.
Shen Huaian looked down at the colorful cards in his hand, a vague sense of foreboding creeping in.
He leaned closer and asked Wen Jiu, "Can I see yours?"
Unlike Shen Huaian's route map, which was covered in flowers and hearts, Wen Jiu's card only had a few lines of varying thickness, making the route clear and easy to understand.
Apart from a few cute little red hearts carefully drawn at the four corners of the card, the pattern is clean and beautiful.
Shen Huaian:...
"They asked me to meet them at the intersection of the pedestrian street." Wen Jiu gently stroked the heart on the card with his fingertips; for some reason, the little thing inexplicably touched his heart. "To be honest, I'm a little looking forward to it."
Shen Huaian could only bid farewell to his second brother numbly and nervously, and head towards his destination.
[Is the Feng Chi? Is the Feng Chi? I saw my wife smile! She must have recognized my handwriting!]
[Just a few lines, how the hell can you even recognize this? (Seriously doubtful)]
I'm so An'an who An An's other half is, I have absolutely no idea!
[I can't imagine it either. I even wonder if we were too demanding of our child in previous years, and didn't let him date.]
[Back then, An'an was still in the rising phase of her career, and as an idol, An'an probably wouldn't have talked about these things.]
[Don't talk, don't talk, this is a scene breakdown, I'll use two cameras.]
Wen Jiu walked along the route drawn on the card. As the sunlight gradually rose, Wen Jiu raised his hand to wipe his sweat, squinted, and stood in the sun, observing the people passing by.
"Cameraman, the director didn't mention the other person's appearance," Wen Jiu said to the cameraman, fanning himself with a card. "With so many people, isn't this like looking for a needle in a haystack?"
The cameraman, watching the person slowly walking towards him from across the street, gave a warm, indulgent smile, "You don't need to look."
Just stand still and wait.
Because those who love you will naturally gravitate towards you.
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No prize quiz:
Guess what surprise Feng Doggy has prepared?
And... how can one make a cute and embarrassing mistake?