[Aaaaaaah, I'm going crazy! Watching them is like watching a couple in love, no exaggeration!!!]
[Seriously, even if Wen Jiu is suspected of creating a CP (couple pairing) scandal, President Feng isn't a celebrity. If they're not really dating, why would he force himself on her?]
[Fun fact: My wife used to be straight]
[Fun fact: His wife and everyone else have been embroiled in a seven-year-long capital war against him]
[No joke, I've been a fan for seven years, and I've watched my fierce wife get turned gay by President Feng. This man is truly a master.]
[This is incredible, my wife will be President Feng Mr. Feng's thumb for life.]
[If these two aren't real, I'll livestream myself washing my hair while doing a handstand]
[Hahaha, An'an's turned himself into a monkey again! Hey, An'an, control yourself, or your wife will get angry!]
"Aaaaaaah, holy crap!"
Shen Huaian suddenly jumped up. Unable to suppress his excitement, he simply let loose. He slapped Lin Changfeng, sending him tumbling forward, then excitedly ran to the camera, put his hands to his mouth, and shouted, "Family!"
"Our favorite couple has really succeeded! Aaaaaaah!"
Suddenly, something soft hit his bottom. Shen Huaian turned around and saw a cushion flying over from where he was and landing on the ground.
Shen Huaian calmed down for a second, then continued cheering, screaming, and jumping around wildly.
Lin Changfeng stepped forward and pulled the person back, but Shen Huaian slapped him with his elbow. Lin Changfeng winced in pain, but gritted his teeth and held on tightly.
It's unclear what the man said, but Shen Huaian, who had been struggling fiercely, suddenly quieted down and looked over with a suspicious gaze, meeting Lin Fox's charming and beautiful eyes.
"Real?"
Lin Changfeng: "Really."
Shen Huaian pursed his lips, pondered for a moment, and then nodded. "Alright then."
"I agree."
Lin Changfeng's lips curled slightly, his eyes and brows radiating joy. " An'an ~"
Shen Huaian snorted coldly, taking Lin Fox's seat and pillow with a clear conscience.
Lin Changfeng was holding a beauty in his arms, and Feng Chi also successfully pulled his wife into his embrace, blatantly leaning in to kiss her. Where their thin lips touched, every inch blushed and burned with embarrassment.
"Oh, you... don't touch me..." Wen Jiu weakly pushed his mouth away, her face flushed red. "There are other people here!"
"I'm sorry, baby, I was just too happy."
Feng Chi's smile was bright and carefree; the darkness in his heart vanished with a kiss from his wife. "I never expected you to..."
The man spoke, lowering his eyes and chuckling softly, his low voice carrying a sweet, obedient tone. "So, when I'm jealous, you'll take the initiative to coax me."
Her words were filled with a cautious and humble sweetness.
Hearing Wen Jiu felt inexplicably uneasy.
"Why are you jealous of everything?" Wen Jiu reached for his hand again and whispered, "When... when haven't I taken the initiative..."
Don't slander me!
"It's my fault." Feng Chi gently rested his forehead on the boy's shoulder, saying cunningly, "I'm sorry, wife, I'm just... too insecure."
What's there to apologize for?
Wen Jiu patted the man's shoulder with a look of exasperation and said fiercely, "Don't be jealous anymore."
"Mmm." Feng Chi rubbed against him obediently, but when he looked at Jiang Ruyuan, his eyes were cold, and Jiang Ruyuan broke out in a cold sweat from his stare.
Unaware of what was happening, Wen Jiu continued, "From now on, I'll be more careful not to make you sad."
Feng Chi's lips curled up, his trembling voice brimming with joy. "Okay~"
[Oh, what are my darlings whispering behind my back again? This crucial moment of the couple arguing and making up—am I, a VIP, not even allowed to watch?]
[Wife: Don't be jealous or angry, I'll reward you when we get home tonight; President Feng: Okay~~~]
[Haha, the person upstairs is right! I also saw President Feng's lips moving; he was saying "okay."]
[I saw it too! President Feng smiles, his wife must have agreed to something.]
[Very good, An'an has quieted down too. Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder they're in the business world, these two brothers are faster than the other.]
Finally, it was Jiang Ruyuan's turn. Stared at coldly by Feng Chi, she cried much more genuinely this time, her voice soft and tearful as she introduced herself, "I... I am Jiang Ruyuan, 25, an actress."
"I came here to make money too." Jiang Ruyuan paused, not daring to say it was to seduce a rich man, and only sobbed, "... to buy handbags."
"Tsk, poor kid." Xi Mo crossed her legs, her long, snow-white legs swaying dazzlingly, making Lu Pei blush. "Next time you come shopping with me, I'll buy it for you."
Before Jiang Ruyuan could even express her gratitude, a piece of paper was handed to her. Xi Mo said meaningfully, "As long as you put away those inappropriate little thoughts and don't interfere with my shipping."
Jiang Ruyuan paused in wiping her tears, then awkwardly took the tissue. "... Oh."
Fang Yu leaned closer and showed Xi Mo the Weibo hashtag on her phone, "Is this it? The 'Lasting CP' hashtag?"
"Oh, right." Xi Mo nodded, looking smug. "I'm Perpetual Motion Machines now."
Fang Yu laughed heartily, a rare moment of competitive spirit rising within him. "Well, I'm more senior than you; I've been clocking in for a month already!"
Xi Mo rolled her eyes at him. "Get lost!"
After the guests got to know each other, the director began assigning tasks.
"Each of the four groups of guests will send one person out to buy ingredients."
Wen Jiu was the first to raise her hand. "I'll go buy it!"
Feng Chi: "Can't we all go together? Two groups go and two groups stay, that's four people."
[ Feng Doggy complains: Why can't we go together? Why did you have to separate us? Director, you're so cruel!]
[Hahaha, President Feng has turned into a clingy little devil, wanting to snuggle up to his wife!]
Faced with Bigshot Feng, Xu Mingzhi hesitated to refuse. "No, the person who stayed behind has other tasks; they need to prepare gifts before they return."
Feng Chi:... Okay.
"I guess I won't go." Fang Yu slumped onto the sofa, her buttocks feeling like they were glued on, impossible to tear off.
"The sun is so bright outside~ I feel a bit uncomfortable, oh~ Director, come and see, am I horny?"
director. "..."
"Pah!" Fang Yu calmly corrected him, as if he wasn't the one who blurted it out. "Sorry, my tongue got tied; I have a fever."
The crowd. "..."
[Hahahaha, what the hell is this?!]
[I was about to swear when I suddenly burst out laughing! I almost laughed the bed down! This Lazy Fish is amazing!]
[Shocking! A celebrity openly flirted on camera for being lazy and unproductive. Is this a sign of distorted humanity or moral decay?]
[Perhaps it's because the world is going to the dogs and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be [lighting a cigarette]]
The people ultimately responsible for purchasing were: Wen Jiu, Shen Huaian, Xi Mo, and Jiang Ruyuan.
Xi Mo, wearing ten-centimeter heels and sunglasses, was exceptionally eye-catching with his tall stature and long legs. "I wonder what kind of surprise that idiot can prepare."
Jiang Ruyuan, being shorter than her, silently moved a little further away before replying, "Anyway, I have absolutely no expectations for that Lazy Fish."
The comments section was filled with people expressing their sympathy for the two girls.
Compared to them, Wen Jiu didn't have this worry. He was currently extremely curious about something.
"How did you end up with that vixen?"
"Oh, you mean him?" Shen Huaian said casually. "His family is pressuring him to get married too much, so they asked me to help them out."
The pressure to get married is just a pretext; the reality is much more complex.
Lin Changfeng is the son of the first wife of the Lin Family. His mother died early. After his mother's death, his mistress took over and discovered that he had a half-brother. She was very wary of him.
That older brother had been wary of Lin Changfeng since his student days. Lin Changfeng was still young and in order to lower his guard, he had no choice but to create the persona of a playboy, indulging in a life of debauchery and neglecting his duties.
He didn't start his own business until he reached adulthood, when he founded his own entertainment company.
However, because of his childhood friendship with Feng Chi, Lin Family's eldest brother's hostility towards him never dissipated, and even Lin's father never gave him a kind look.
This time, Lin Changfeng needs to completely destroy the Lin Family by forming a marriage alliance with the Shen Family.
Shen Huaian had a deep understanding of the dangers of business warfare—his older brother often worked overtime for it, and there were always endless meetings, meetings with countless people, endless collaborations, and seemingly never-ending bidding.
Of course, there are always people you can't completely guard against.
Whenever Shen Huaian was surrounded by a dozen or so bodyguards, he knew that his brother was about to face another fierce battle.
But Shen Huaian didn't say much, only secretly making a two to Wen Jiu: "As payment, he will give me this amount after the matter is completed."
Wen Jiu was taken aback; why did this tactic seem so familiar?
Did you read it in some novel?
Wen Jiu was utterly shocked. "You sold yourself for two million?"
"How could that be?" Shen Huaian wasn't short of money. "You think you can buy me for that little bit of money? No way!"
"..." As a poor working-class person, Wen Jiu felt embarrassed by the display, "Twenty-two million?"
That did tempt me.
"No." Shen Huaian's expression was inscrutable as he lowered his voice and whispered, "Two hundred million."
Wen Jiu:...
Wen Jiu asked sincerely, "Is it really necessary to go to such lengths just to appease the family?"
What's the difference between this and giving him your entire fortune?
"Hey, why do you think I'd agree? I'm not short of money!" Shen Huaian said, "I'm just short of big money."
Wen Jiu:...
Haha, he really doesn't understand the world of the rich!