Actually, all the guests had already left in the morning, but Wen Jiu and the others didn't know that. However, the viewers in the live stream watched the whole thing and couldn't help but laugh out loud at the director's tone.
[I can't wait to see their reaction when they see the gifts, hahaha, the production team is doing a terrible job!]
[Having followed variety shows for so many years, this is the first time I've watched a show where I knew it was pre-arranged, yet I didn't feel any annoyance at all.]
Xi Mo was the first to open her gift. She took the card from her assistant; it was red.
"What a coincidence?" Xi Mo asked doubtfully. "Could everyone be wearing red?"
The assistant director chuckled awkwardly and said, "How could that be?"
[Honey, of course you can! (doge)]
The gift Lu Pei prepared for Xi Mo was a human-shaped body pillow, which he estimated to be at least 180 cm tall.
Upon opening it, one finds a muscular man with exposed abs, his handsome face artificially created, with thick eyebrows, large eyes, a high nose bridge, and an upturned mouth, his eyes carrying three parts indifference, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance.
Wild and flamboyant.
Xi Mo: "..."
Xi Mo pinched the abs of the pillow; surprisingly, it felt quite nice, firm as a rock. He wondered what material it was made of.
Xi Mo stared at the muscular male body pillow, unusually lost in thought.
The comments section was filled with laughter!
Jiang Ruyuan lifted her skirt and cautiously peeked out, trembling as she looked at the large square gift box.
"Assistant, can I not open it?" Jiang Ruyuan had completely given up hope on the Lazy Fish, afraid of being pranked, and her voice even sounded like she was about to cry, "I don't want the gift, okay? Waaaaah!"
The assistant hesitated for a second, silently handed her a red card, and then quietly withdrew.
Jiang Ruyuan: "... Eek."
Two minutes later, Jiang Ruyuan looked at the exquisite box that resembled a music box, and her heart, which had been hanging in suspense, slowly and carefully settled down.
Jiang Ruyuan a silent sigh of relief.
You've put your mind at ease too soon, child.
Did that Lazy Fish give you some unwarranted expectations?
"Whoosh!"
Suddenly, a mirror popped out from the top of the box, and Jiang Ruyuan let out a short scream, almost losing her composure!
The round mirror, pulled by a tube, swayed flamboyantly to the music, and the box emitted colorful lights.
Immediately afterwards, a familiar yet irritating voice slowly rang out—
"Magic mirror, magic mirror! Tell me, who is the ugliest person in the world?"
The round mirror swayed its hips seductively, facing Jiang Ruyuan and reflecting her beautiful face.
"It's her! It's her! It's definitely her! My good partner~ the little green tea b*tch!"
Jiang Ruyuan: "..."
"Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
The magic mirror turned its back in a flamboyant manner, then flashed back, giving Jiang Ruyuan and millions of netizens in front of the screen a Sichuan opera-style face-changing performance.
In the mirror, the boy, hugging a cushion, made a face with his handsome, fair-skinned features, his soft, brown hair flying wildly. "Hi~~"
[...]
The round mirror 'humbly' lowered its head, and when it raised it again, the boy in the mirror had changed his posture—lying on the bed, propping his head up with one hand and showing a shy smile to the camera.
"It's me~"
[...]
"Clang clang clang! Clang clang clang! Clang clang clang~ Clang clang clang..."
The round mirror changed several times, and the photos inside were either Fang Yu sticking out his tongue or him smiling narcissistically. The backgrounds were either on a sofa or lying in bed. The viewers in the live stream gradually went from watching the fun to bursting into laughter, and then their smiles gradually froze on their faces until their expressions became numb.
[I was wrong, sister, sister Jiang, please turn off this Dead Fish!]
[I get it, this time the director doesn't want to torture the guests, he wants to make everyone suffer.]
[We miscalculated; our target turned out to be us.]
When Jiang Ruyuan stopped the music, everyone had a face that wouldn't leave their minds.
Jiang Ruyuan has gone mad.
Shen Huaian took the red card and coldly stuffed it into his jacket pocket.
Lin Changfeng's style is fresh and sweet, and the gift he gave was a box of Star sticks with rose petals at the bottom, which was romantic and cute.
Shen Huaian knew why he gave him this; when he was a child, he loved to play in the yard, and back then, Lin Changfeng bought all the Star sticks for him.
Playing the nostalgia card? Shen Huaian curled his lip and picked it up expressionlessly.
"I won't fall for that..."
Before Shen Huaian could finish speaking, his gaze was drawn to something on the rose.
It turns out the Star wand was just a cover; Lin Fox really wanted to give something else.
Shen Huaian's eyes trembled slightly as he looked at the diamond ring lying quietly on the rose, unconsciously softening his breathing.
[Holy crap! What's going on?! It's only the first day of airing! Is the Chang'an couple this intense?!]
Holy crap! Even I'm excited watching this!
[Is this a gift? This is a marriage contract!]
[Is this a diamond ring? This is a lifelong commitment!]
This ring is very luxurious, with a circle of small diamonds set around the center of the engraved English letters. The design is sophisticated and beautiful, just the style that Shen Huaian likes.
The English letters on the ring are none other than the initials of Lin Changfeng.
Shen Huaian's heart raced involuntarily, and his fingertips unconsciously began to caress the circle of letters.
What does this mean?
Is it hype or genuine?
Or perhaps, it was just a show for the Lin Family...
Shen Huaian covered his burning face, and said calmly, "Don't believe it, don't believe it, if you believe it you'll lose."
However, as Shen Huaian closed his eyes, the conversation from his youth subconsciously surfaced in his mind.
"Brother, when An'an gets married, you have to buy her a diamond ring, the kind with lots of small diamonds, sparkling like Star."
"I'll also have the name of my beloved engraved around it." Shen Huaian's puppy eyes sparkled as she fantasized about her future love. " An'an will wear it forever, and take it to my grave after I die, so I can be with the one I love forever."
"Just like Mom and Dad."
Shen Qianshan patted his head, her eyes soft. "Mmm."
"Hey, I didn't expect the little guy to have such a good idea." Lin Changfeng leaned over and teased with a smile, "You're quite clever!"
"Hmph!" Shen Huaian turned his face away, huffing and puffing sarcastically, "I'm not like that flirtatious fox, fickle, promiscuous, and fickle!"
Lin Changfeng, both amused and exasperated, begged for mercy, "Good brother, where did you learn that?"
"Who's your brother?" Shen Huaian hid behind his older brother. "I only have one older brother!"
Shen Qianshan's taut face curved slightly upward as he couldn't resist patting his younger brother's head, finally feeling a sense of comfort.
At this moment, Shen Huaian held the diamond ring up to the light, carefully examining the intricate patterns. His heart pounded, and he couldn't help but smile, a firm idea forming in his mind.
This was something Lin Fox had prepared long ago.
Before he came to this show... or even earlier.
As if possessed, Shen Huaian slipped the diamond ring onto his ring finger, then, feigning composure, waved Star wand at the camera and said coolly, "Not bad for a gift."
[The gift was pretty good.]
[ An'an, why don't you take off your ring first?]
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! An'an, do you know your smile is practically reaching the back of your head?]
[Ring finger! An'an wears it on her ring finger! Who knows?!]
[Great! On the first day of the dating reality show, the Chang'an couple is a hit!]
[They can go to the bridal chamber now! (Applause) (Enthusiastic applause) (Move to the Civil Affairs Bureau)]
[Civil Affairs Bureau: I'm here! Which couple is getting married?]
[My wife's side is so sweet too, really, I will always be captivated by such passionate and blatant love.]
On the other side, Wen Jiu held Feng Chi's custom-made Q-version doll, a blush creeping onto her delicate face.
Wen Jiu picked up the card beneath the doll; the familiar handwriting silently conveyed a hint of coquetry.
"Honey, don't want the bear, how about me? I'm better than a bear, I can fit in your pocket."