Sun Yi
"My Sun Yi, nicknamed Sun the Loser. I've been a simp and a backup option. Although my life was full of darkness, there's always a way out. By chance, I joined the Ghost Tamer Headquarters without hesitation and became a glorious clerical worker, clinging to the Headquarters' coattails."
"The work they do sounds very prestigious, like recruiting talent for Headquarters, but in reality, it's just pimping, no different from the brothel madams of the old days."
"But what can a nobody like me complain about? I'm still proud of it, even though I haven't successfully recruited many talented people in my career. Well, I guess I've recruited almost three in total."
"Right now, I'm going on blind dates. I'm almost thirty and still not married. If this continues, I'll have to start thinking about finding a boyfriend."
Inside a restaurant.
A man dressed in an old suit, though fairly clean, but with a shabby appearance, was leering at his young and lovely blind date.
Is the person opposite him his thirtieth or so blind date?
I've forgotten, but that's okay, this is a new beginning.
"Jiajia, your name is so pretty. Can I call you that from now on?" Sun Yi said with a smile, his voice very gentle.
The woman across from me, named Jiajia, was about twenty-four or twenty-five years old. She was dressed beautifully and had quite a bit of good looks.
However, her excessive glamour makes one question the woman's profession.
"No, only my future husband can call me that," Hu Jiajia said.
"It's okay. If you don't mind, I'll be your husband. What do you think?"
Sun Yi said very sincerely, "Although I don't have any great abilities, believe me, I will definitely treat you well."
"Isn't it a bit inappropriate to bring this up as soon as we meet?" Hu Jiajia said. "Let's talk about something else, like what you do for a living?"
Sun Yi said, "I'm sorry, my work is highly confidential and absolutely cannot be revealed. But I can tell you one thing: the work I do is anything but simple. It's about contributing my own strength to save all of humanity. Not only is it promising, but it's also very meaningful. Our future son Sun Kang, will definitely be proud of me."
"Our child?" Hu Jiajia asked, puzzled.
"Yes, if we get married on October 1st, and everything goes smoothly, we'll have a baby next year. The boy Sun Kang, hoping he'll be healthy and strong, and the girl will be named Sun Li, like a jasmine flower, how beautiful!" Sun Yi said.
Hu Jiajia looked at Sun Yi as if he were a lunatic.
Is this person out of their mind?
Sun Yi added, "But don't worry, I will definitely raise the child well and make him an upright and honorable person in the future."
"Could you tell me your annual income?" Hu Jiajia asked, barely suppressing her nausea.
"My family situation is confidential, but you can rest assured that supporting you and your two children will be no problem at all. As long as I have food to eat, you will definitely not go hungry," Sun Yi said confidently.
Hu Jiajia then asked, "By the way, what kind of car did you drive when you came here?"
"Driving? No way. I'm a law-abiding citizen and I don't usually drive company cars, so I came by bicycle. Speaking of company, I just remembered, I have some business to run recently, I need to go to Dachang City. Jiajia, do you want to come too? I'll take you to Dachang City for sightseeing. I heard the mala tang there is good, cheap and delicious. I've never tried it, but one of my elementary school classmates did."
After saying that, Sun Yi swallowed hard again.
Hearing this, Hu Jiajia felt that it was about time, so she said, "Excuse me, I just received a text message and I have to leave now. Should I go first? We can talk again next time?"
"Huh? Jiajia, you're leaving? Where are you going? Are you in a hurry? Should I get my car and give you a ride? My car is parked outside." Sun Yi pointed to a shared bike lane outside the store.
"No, no need, I don't think you're in a good position."
Hu Jiajia grabbed her bag, immediately stood up, and couldn't wait to leave.
Sun Yi added, "Jiajia, you're so smart. Your reminder made me realize that I drank half a bottle of beer on my way to this blind date. It was leftover from yesterday. It wouldn't be good if I drove under the influence. If I get stopped by the traffic police, my license will definitely be revoked. I earned my license by working for a month to buy it. It would be such a waste to have it revoked."
"I'll call you a taxi, it'll be quick."
"No need, I can call a taxi myself." Hu Jiajia hurriedly left as if fleeing, not wanting to have any more interaction with this mentally unstable person, since the mission was already accomplished.
After watching Jiajia leave, Sun Yi remarked with some emotion, "What a considerate girl. If she were my girlfriend, I would definitely make her happy."
Suddenly.
Throughout that moment, he felt a shiver run down his groin.
He reached down to his crotch.
He pulled out a bulky satellite-guided mobile phone.
"Hello, it's me. What? Going to Dachang City now? Wasn't it supposed to be tomorrow? I'm still on vacation. You've canceled my vacation? How can you cancel my vacation? I specifically used this one day of my vacation to go on a blind date. I'm eating right now. No, no, absolutely not. This is a matter of principle. I can only leave tomorrow."
"Oh? Introduce me to a female operator next time? That's great! I'll drive to Dachang City right now. Don't worry, I'll definitely complete the mission."
After hanging up the phone, Sun Yi hurriedly prepared to leave.
"Sir, you haven't paid your bill yet?" a waiter said.
"How much?" Sun Yi asked.
"The total is thirty-eight thousand," the waiter said.
Sun Yi's eyes widened immediately as he looked at the bottle of red wine and several plates of fruit on the table. "This, this is so expensive?"
"These are the prices on the menu, that's right. The organic green deluxe bright fruit platter is 8,000, and this bottle of imported 1982 Royal Special Laki wine is 30,000, totaling 38,000. This doesn't include the service charge, but since it's the guests' first time here, the owner has waived the service charge."
"That's what the waiter said."
Sun Yi swallowed hard and patted his pocket.
A few 50-cent notes, a one-yuan note, and then three or four ten-yuan notes, all crumpled up.
Finally, I managed to find a hundred in the last draw.
"Can we pay the down payment first? We can pay the rest in installments later," Sun Yi asked.
The waiter said, "That's not allowed, but we can offer several high-quality online loans. You can easily get a considerable amount of money with just a small handling fee, and of course, the interest rates are very reasonable."
"I'm relieved to hear you say that. Then please get it done for me as soon as possible," Sun Yi said.
"This requires you to do it yourself, sir. Our shop can only provide some guidance," the waiter said.
Sun Yi said, "No problem."
When the waiter instructed Sun Yi to download some software to apply for loans, he was immediately blacklisted by the system while applying, with the message stating that his credit score was too low to apply.
"Huh? How could this be? Have you taken out a loan before?"
"You mean this software? I used it all the time. It was convenient at first; you'd get paid as soon as you borrowed money. But then it stopped working. They kept calling me and yelling at me, so I got so angry that I deleted it," Sun Yi said.
"In that case, I'm very sorry. Sir, please gather the funds as soon as possible to settle the bill. If you're short on cash, you can call your family or friends and ask them to lend you some money," the waiter said.
Sun Yi said, "I don't have a phone card, so I can't make calls."
"Isn't this a cell phone?" the waiter said.
Sun Yi shook his head and said, "That won't work. This is a satellite positioning phone; it can only be used in special circumstances."
"In that case, there's nothing we can do. You can't leave unless you pay the bill," the waiter said.
But then his GPS-enabled phone rang again.
"Sun Yi, the location shows you're still at the restaurant without any movement. Listen carefully, I need to see you at the designated meeting point within half an hour. Someone will take you to Dachang City. If you don't show up within half an hour, prepare for punishment."
Zhao Jianguo's angry voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hey boss, wait a minute, do you have any money? I don't have enough for my meal. Could you lend me some to pay the bill? I'll pay you back next time I get paid."
"How much do you want?" Zhao Jianguo asked, suppressing his anger.
"Thirty-eight thousand," Sun Yi said.
Zhao Jianguo said, "You spent 38,000 yuan on one meal? Didn't you just say you were still going on blind dates? You spent 38,000 yuan on one blind date? You must have been scammed."
"No, no, Jiajia is a good woman, she wouldn't lie to me."
"I'll have the locals investigate. If there's no fraud, I'll reimburse you." Zhao Jianguo felt utterly exhausted.
They were all problem children.
But these people possess terrifying power that is unimaginable to ordinary people.