"Pfft~~~!"
Upon hearing Yuzuru say that she was his lover, Tsunade spat out the wine she had just taken a sip of.
Unsurprisingly, Yuzuru got sprayed all over her face.
Calmly wiping the wine off her face, Yuzuru looked at her with a helpless expression.
Seeing Yuzuru's "What do you want to do?" expression, Tsunade was extremely embarrassed and quickly took out a tissue from the box next to her to gently wipe the wine off his face.
"Cough cough, this isn't my fault, you scared me first."
How did I scare you?
Yuzuru crossed his arms and watched quietly as she wiped his face.
"Who told you to say I'm your 'the one'?"
Tsunade muttered something under her breath.
Do you think I'm lying to you?
Yuzuru felt both annoyed and amused.
Tsunade didn't answer, not because she didn't want to, but because she felt that what the brat in front of her said was true, so she chose to remain silent.
"Why are you silent? You're always like this; when faced with a difficult question, you fall silent."
Yuzuru grabbed her hand and said.
Tsunade instinctively tried to pull it out, but failed several times, and could only glare at him with a completely intimidating look.
"Let go!"
"Apologize first."
"You!"
"What do you mean, 'you'? Not only did you spray your saliva all over my face, but the meat I painstakingly grilled is now covered in your spittle."
Yuzuru pointed to the roasting meat on the barbecue grill and said.
Upon hearing this, Tsunade looked embarrassed and ashamed.
"I really didn't mean to."
"Never mind, I don't care."
Yuzuru let go of her, picked up a piece of grilled meat, dipped it in chili powder, and put it in his mouth.
"?"
Tsunade looked at him:
"You didn't complain..."
"I didn't say that. Hurry up and eat, it'll get cold."
Yuzuru interrupted her and casually picked up a piece for her.
"Let's talk after we finish eating."
Tsunade looked at him, not knowing what to say, and could only obediently eat with him.
When Yuzuru had almost finished eating, he put down his chopsticks, looked at Tsunade was still eating, and skillfully continued grilling meat for her.
Tsunade remained silent, only indulging in eating meat and drinking alcohol.
She was just kidding; actually, she didn't know what to say either.
After a while, she put down her chopsticks, took a sip of wine, and looked up at Yuzuru:
What am I like in your world?
"Well, how should I put it? In terms of appearance, she looks exactly like you, except, well, she's younger."
For the first time, Tsunade didn't react negatively to the topic of age. Instead, she nodded gently and said, "Indeed, you must be from over twenty years ago. I was definitely younger back then."
"What else?"
"They are all the best medical experts in the Shinobi World, and they have gone through the same experience as you."
Upon hearing this, Tsunade remained silent for a moment, then looked up and asked, "Anything else? Are there any different aspects?"
"Yes, she has me, her loving husband."
Tsunade:(`д´)ゝ
"That's enough! Don't think I don't know you're taking advantage of me. I don't believe I'd fall in love with a kid so much younger than me!"
"Even if it were another version of myself, it wouldn't be possible!"
No one understands me better than myself!
To this, Yuzuru simply shrugged. "Believe it or not, and to be honest, she was the one who ate me."
"Although I was indeed a rebellious student, in the end, she pushed me down first, and I was the one who was passive."
Tsunade's face immediately turned bright red. Although she knew they weren't talking about her, the other world's version of her was pretty much the same as her.
Why is your face so red?
"Red my foot!"
Tsunade glared at him without any threat.
"You little rascal, you're never honest!"
"You asked first, and I gave you a normal answer, but you still don't believe me. What can I do?"
Yuzuru picked up the sake next to her and took a small sip:
"Yeah, as expected, I still really don't like this thing."
"Haha! You've been exposed!"
Tsunade immediately felt confident and pointed at Yuzuru, saying:
"How could I possibly like a kid who doesn't drink?"
"Why are you so agitated? I do not like drinking alcohol, but chewed sake is an exception."
"Mouth-chewed liquor? What's that?"
Tsunade paused for a moment, "Is it good?"
"It tastes great to me, and well, it tastes great to the teacher too."
What does it taste like?
"It's sweet, mmm, it not only has the aroma of wine, but also a honey-like sweetness."
Seeing her curious expression, Yuzuru explained in a serious tone.
"Oh, right, that's the teacher's secret recipe, a cocktail he made especially for me."
Upon hearing this, Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
Do you know the recipe?
I know, but I can't do it.
"You can't help it, but I do! Quick, share some with me, I'm tired of sake too."
"A special tool is needed."
"What prop? Don't worry, if she can do it, so can I. I'm her from the future; there's nothing she can't do that I can't do."
Tsunade patted her chest and assured her.
Even though Yuzuru had seen this violent shaking scene many times, it always triggered automatic enemy locking, which was due to the underlying code.
"Boast!"
Yuzuru managed to disable the automatic enemy lock.
"Hey, you little brat, don't you believe I have a short temper?"
It's not that I don't believe you, it's that you really can't do it.
Yuzuru shook her head.
"My teacher knows Wood Release and Senjutsu. Do you know them?"
Tsunade, in a fit of anger, snapped.
He had just rolled up his sleeves and stood up when he heard these words, so he sat back down.
Her eyes held a complex mix of emotions: disbelief, and a hint of relief.
"Can I also master Wood Release?"
Tsunade made a self-deprecating remark.
"It's not just Wood Release, it's also Senjutsu."
Tsunade:...
It's not actually that difficult.
Yuzuru looked at her and said.
Shaking her head, Tsunade didn't want to continue the topic of Wood Release and asked, "Besides that? I want to hear more about myself, more possibilities."
"Perhaps? For example, leaving Konoha?"
"Leave Konoha? I've left Konoha before, so what?"
"It seems Sasuke didn't explain things to you in detail."
"Uh, it should be that I'm not here."
Tsunade awkwardly.
"I understand. Let me put it simply: when my teacher left Konoha, it wasn't like you running away from home; it was a firm departure behind me."
"In my world, whether it's Konoha or any other ninja village, the final outcome is the same: they will all be destroyed by the tide of the times. The one who will carry out this is me in the future."
Yuzuru flipped the grilled meat over and said calmly.
"As for my teacher, she supports me unconditionally."
"Even if it means destroying Konoha, you want to destroy it?"
That's not destruction, that's giving them a new life.
Yuzuru corrected her statement.
Do you think Konoha is doing well right now?
"Isn't it good?"
"What's so good about it?"
"At least there was no war, and no one Danzo."
"Is that enough?"
Yuzuru chuckled.