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[Good heavens, are these two planning to beat Ma Boming to death?] Song Shiwei thought to herself.

Could Ma Boming impotence, really withstand that massive spiked club and that iron rod thicker than his wrist?

"Ladies, you can go in to see Ma Boming, but you can't take this in," Captain Liu said sternly.

If a fight really breaks out later, it could result in deaths.

Their damned teamwork kicked in again, and they said in unison, "We're not hitting anyone, we're using this for legitimate self-defense."

"Yes! Officer, we absolutely won't lay a hand on them, we're just acting in self-defense." Xu Zizhen chimed in, but after realizing she had agreed with Xi Zining, she turned her head away.

This is incredibly awkward.

Seeing the awkwardness between the two, Song Shiwei's heart immediately went on alert. Something was wrong, something was really wrong. These two didn't seem like they were just mortal enemies.

[Why are these two so friendly one minute and friendly the next? Besides being mortal enemies and rivals in love, could they have some other relationship?]

[Could these two have known each other before? Their conditions are so similar, they should be sisters for life. What caused their falling out?]

The others all nodded in agreement, their eyes fixed on Song Shiwei Sister Song Gua, hurry up and spill the beans! We really want to hear this juicy gossip!"

Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining's life trajectories didn't overlap much before; they could even have a good chat when they first debuted.

It's unclear when exactly these two became irreconcilable enemies, but they simply couldn't figure out the whole story.

What caused this double whammy of illness to break down? They desperately wanted to know too.

However, before Song Shiwei could reveal the bombshell, Ma Boming scrambled out of the private room in a terrified state, crying, "Officer, I'll tell you everything! I'll tell you everything you want to hear, you have to save me right now!"

"These two women want to kill me! They were fighting over me before, and now that they can't have me, they want to kill me!"

Ma Boming crawled incredibly fast in the shadows on the ground. Before Song Shiwei and the others could react, it was as if they saw something crawl past them and grab onto Captain Liu's leg.

Captain Liu:?

Something dirty seemed to have grabbed his leg.

"Officer, I confess. I've been selecting concubines here for over two years. My agent and I really do have premature ejaculation, and we often can't get an erection. We enjoy cheating on each other, so we've been finding girlfriends for each other."

"My agent also found Xi Zining and me, but I didn't touch her. Our relationship was purely platonic. After my divorce, my agent found Xu Zizhen for me, and our relationship was purely platonic for the years we dated."

Netizens thought they had the inside scoop on this story, but new juicy gossip always seems to surface, even though the original poster always seems to be the one to break the news.

This melon is absolutely authentic.

{Okay, okay, Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining, you two are both into pure romance, right?}

{That's hilarious! Is it possible that they don't actually want a pure romance, but just think you're like a rotten cucumber that ejaculates too early?}

Now I'm even more confused. What are these two women after? They have no shame, no money, and they're practically prostitutes. What are they after?! You two really shouldn't be so in love.

Netizens went wild in the comments section again, one after another, Song Shiwei was completely baffled. [You know what, they really are playing the pure love card; they've been together for three years, Ma Boming, that golden mushroom, hasn't even touched Xu Zizhen once.]

[But didn't Xu Zizhen forbid him from touching her? Why does this person say something different?]

[I don't understand why Xu Zizhen could stay with this rotten cucumber for so long? And even compete with Xi Zining for him?]

[Damn it, I suddenly have a bold guess: are the lilies in our hometown about to bloom?]

Song Shiwei sat down on the sofa and silently watched the drama unfold in her mind.

It was at this moment that Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining suddenly connected with Song Shiwei's thoughts. They were startled, but the information revealed in these thoughts matched perfectly.

Xi Zining glanced at Xu Zizhen with amusement. She was into pure romance too?

Xu Zizhen's gaze turned to her at the same time. What? Xi Zining is also into pure love stories?

They were both speechless. This wasn't about playing innocent love; it was clearly Ma Boming, that idiot, who was impotent, prematurely ejaculating, and weak. They didn't want to put on a show of satisfaction for a weakling who could only last three seconds, trying their best not to make him lose his dignity.

I might as well just go for pure romance. After all, men aren't a necessity; sometimes they're even annoying to look at.

But Ma Boming, that bastard, was ripping the truth off, and they were about to get angry. Xu Zizhen brandished her spiked club, walked up to Ma Boming with a smile, and leaned down slightly. "Ma Boming, if you keep spouting nonsense, believe me, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Xi Zining walked up to Ma Boming, revealing a wild and unrestrained smile, "Say it again? What exactly happened?"

The spiked clubs in Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining's hands were gleamingly held up in front of Ma Boming, and the two women's smiles grew even deeper.

Looking at their smiles, Ma Boming suddenly shivered. He glanced at the police officer and immediately changed his tune, "Officer, I misremembered. I wanted to do something fun with them, but they were absolutely unwilling to cooperate, and then they complained that I was too short and too small."

"I... well..." Ma Boming was about to spout nonsense, but his eyes involuntarily fell on Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining and the spiked clubs in their hands. He immediately chickened out and blurted out everything he knew.