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Finally, she burst into tears and clung to Captain Liu's leg, saying, "Officer, I've evaded taxes! Please arrest me quickly, I'm scared!"
Captain Liu was dumbfounded. The interrogation hadn't even started yet, and he'd already confessed after being intimidated by these two?
Surprisingly, despite their eccentricities, Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining are quite formidable.
Ma Boming confessed voluntarily, which saved them so much trouble. Those two madwomen deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple.
Captain Liu silently agreed in his heart, while the unscrupulous netizens were also incredibly excited: {Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Complaining it's too small and too fast—that's exactly the kind of thing these two would do.}
{Looking at it this way, this couple is even more adorable, waaaaah! Aren't they really just a crazy couple driven by love turned to hate? I can't even imagine how lovable they could be.}
{The pairings of the girls upstairs can be niche, but they can't be weird, although I ship them too (doge).}
{So that's why Ma Boming went out looking for thrills; in that sense, Ma Boming wasn't entirely wrong.}
{Upstairs sister, are you stupid? Ma Boming has been cheating all along! He's a rotten cucumber; empathizing with a rotten cucumber will bring you bad luck for life.}
{These two crazy women actually have their merits; at least they made Ma Boming, that playboy, self-destruct, right?}
Otherwise, how could we eat the melon so clearly so early in the morning?
{Hahaha, looking at it from another angle, Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining really do deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple.}
The onlookers continued their gossip, one after another. Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining never expected that their reputations would suddenly take a turn for the better after being relentlessly criticized by netizens for several years.
"Alright, don't think you can get away with this just because you exposed yourself. Relax, do whatever you want." Liu said coldly, glancing at Ma Boming in front of him.
"And those who instigated the drugging will also not escape."
Li Baoguo had originally planned to squat under the leaves of a tree to enjoy the shade, but unexpectedly, Captain Liu called his name the next second.
He had only one thought in his mind: it's all over, it's all over.
Since he's finished, he's determined to drag someone down with him. That bitch Yun Xi didn't even give him a chance, so even if he dies, he'll take her down with him.
His eyes hardened, and in a flash, he leaped up from the ground, lunging at Yun Xi with a ferocious expression.
He lunged straight at Yun Xi as if using all his strength, shouting, "Yun Xi, you bitch, go to hell! You dare report me? I'll kill you!"
No one reacted in time; even the police officers were stunned.
[Oh no! Xixi is in danger!] Song Shiwei screamed in her heart. The next second, she reacted quickly and was about to rush over to protect Yun Xi.
A scream rang out, "Ahhh, my leg! Who hit me? I'm calling the police!"
Li Baoguo suddenly knelt down. When everyone came to their senses, they found Li Baoguo clinging to his leg and wailing on the ground. Then, an iron rod and a spiked club fell to the ground with a clatter.
"Call the police? We're calling the police too. Your ugly appearance just now scared me. I'm going to put you in jail," Xu Zizhen said speechlessly.
Xi Zining rolled her eyes. "We were acting in self-defense, bro. Ignorance of the law is terrifying."
"All you're good at is bullying women. Why don't you try bullying the police?" Xu Zizhen said with a disdainful look.
Captain Liu, who was suddenly kicked:?
He didn't do anything to anyone, so why is the conflict being brought to his side?
What exactly happened in those last few seconds?
Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining managed to rescue Yun Xi after Li Baoguo was beaten.
They might not have understood what had happened, but the viewers in the live stream saw it all clearly, and they were all incredibly excited. {It's worth mentioning that Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining's spiked clubs and big iron rods actually came in handy.}
{Hahaha, that's hilarious! When these two aren't bickering, you have to admit they're actually quite in sync.}
{Those two sisters were so incredibly in sync just now, a bonus for the yuri pairing.}
I still think these two were just hopelessly in love and suddenly woke up, then started helping each other.
[Good heavens, these two are really making me cry. They're actually quite normal when they're not acting crazy.]
I still really want to know what happened between them that led to their falling out.
Song Shiwei had practically worn out her entire Gossip Compendium before finally finding a single sentence about these two.
[Xi Zining had been scammed by an online acquaintance before. Xi Zining even publicly confessed her feelings online. However, one day she discovered that this same person was also dating Xu Zizhen. After being caught cheating on both, the swindler deleted his account and ran away in anger. Xi Zining, in her haste to uncover his secrets, mistakenly believed that Xu Zizhen was the one who had deceived her.]
[She painstakingly disguised herself as the rumored deceased online friend, added Xu Zizhen's QQ account, and after some flirting, they felt they were meant for each other. Their conversations became increasingly intense, and they even went so far as to make passionate declarations of love for each other on their QQ spaces.]
[Isn't this a perfectly good story of two crazy women going crazy? This is true love! Shouldn't these two be locked together forever? So how did they end up breaking up?!]
After reading the account of the Gossip Compendium, Song Shiwei was completely stunned. If even a two-way relationship could end in tragedy, then what could possibly be real?!
Xu Zizhen and Xi Zining glanced at each other, shrugged, and agreed that it was indeed the case.
Back in their teenage years, when online dating was just becoming popular, and they were still relatively unknown celebrities with plenty of time to chat, they fell in love with surfing the internet and trying to find online friends and couples like everyone else.
As for how it ended up being a bad story, that's a long one, and too embarrassing to talk about. They were a little too ashamed to say it out loud.