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Song Shiwei suddenly collapsed onto the bed, looking utterly dejected.
The Gossip System was also completely bewildered. [Host, don't panic. Let me go find out. Maybe the System Bureau gave you some kind of cheat code you're unaware of.]
Song Shiwei:...
She truly had no idea; she was utterly shocked, utterly horrified!
In the few minutes that the system disappeared, Song Shiwei had already thought of a hundred ways to die.
[Host, I promised, the System Bureau originally gave you...]
Mind reading
The cheat code for this technique... I didn't expect to open the wrong permissions... I opened them in the wrong way. Now everyone can read your mind.
Song Shiwei:?
No way, everyone can read her mind?? Are you kidding me!
Did everyone hear all her complaints before?
"So everyone heard what I said before?" Song Shiwei asked incredulously.
[It seems so, host. Did you say something you shouldn't have?]
Song Shiwei looked up at the sky speechlessly, "Um, does saying things like 'look at abs' count as being suggestive or inappropriate?!"
"What should I do? Jiang Xun isn't going to kill me, is he? I'm lusting after his body, I deserve to die."
The Gossip System was silent for a moment, then its gossip-eating spirit ignited instantly. [What did you say? Let me hear it, let me analyze it... no, let me explain.]
Song Shiwei:?
Do you want to hear what you're saying?
This damn system is no good either! It's probably just another old pervert like me!!
The system immediately retorted, "No, let me explain. I've been through so much gossip, I've got some experience, I'm good at analyzing emotional issues."
Song Shiwei snorted softly, mimicking Jiang Xun's words perfectly, "I don't believe you for a second. Do you think I don't know what kind of person you are? Abandoning allies and running away! Shameful."
Song Shiwei said indignantly, his face clearly showing disbelief.
The Gossip System:...
Okay, she admits that what she did was really unethical!
But isn't there a way out?
[I really have no choice! Those Female Lead System are bullying me! They're all against me, I get beaten up every day, I'm so pitiful, waaaaaaah!]
Song Shiwei's pupils suddenly widened. "Wait, there's bullying in your system world too?"
The system nodded hastily, "[Of course!!! I'm a victim of bullying; these systems drag me into a corner every day and rummage through my personal terminal.]"
Song Shiwei:...
No wonder A Tong kept disconnecting during that period; he was being bullied.
"Poor A Tong, you've suffered so much," Song Shiwei said with a look of sympathy.
The Gossip System waved its hand, saying it didn't matter, then calmly added, "Quickly tell me in detail what outrageous things you said! I'll analyze it for you."
Song Shiwei:...
It's confirmed, this bastard is just like me, a complete pervert!
She swallowed hard, then said warily, "They won't hear what I say, will they?"
[It shouldn't be like that anymore. It seems the System Bureau has already turned off the ability to hear things and corrected your cheat ability.] The system said nervously.
[But I'm not sure about the specifics.]
[However, this is probably the first time the System Bureau has encountered this bug, so it should be fixed quickly.]
Song Shiwei dared not speak at all. That bastard from the System Bureau, all because of her one bug! She'd been dead for so long.
What's the difference between this and running naked in the street?
She was utterly ashamed when she thought about the lewd things she had said to Jiang Xun!
[Um, I just found out! You can read minds now instead of being read; my baby! Tell me, I'm begging you.]
Song Shiwei remained silent. Should she speak or not?
She's really anxious right now! This whole situation is incredibly difficult to manage.
"Well, it's nothing really, just some vulgar language, you know, the kind that gets censored." Song Shiwei was a little embarrassed and could only downplay the issue.
How could the Gossip System possibly believe Song Shiwei's nonsense? Its gossip-eating soul told it that there was definitely something fishy going on.
It cleared its throat and said with a gossipy look, "[We're practically family, so tell me, how big is Jiang Xun?]"
Song Shiwei:?
No, is this system for real? It's even more explicit than hers!
Isn't this really not the Popo System?
"I don't know," Song Shiwei said truthfully.
[Don't try to fool me, how could you not know? You've been married for so long! Jiang Xun, such a villain, must have sex seven times a night, right?]
[Host, I didn't expect you to eat so well! I'm so envious.]
"What are you thinking! Stop your nonsense! I'm still a child! We haven't even hit a home run yet, how would I know if he's old or not? You old pervert, don't corrupt me." Song Shiwei loudly criticized the Gossip System.
Gossip System:?
Wait, it's been so long, and they still haven't hit a home run???
Are you guys kidding me?
[No, which of you is incompetent?]
[How can someone remain unmoved by a woman in their lap these days? I seriously doubt his ability.]
It was still very curious; could it be that these two were just sleeping under the covers?
Song Shiwei really wanted to smash this damn system to death right now. What was it thinking all day?!
"I'm calling the police and getting you arrested!!! You pervert! Did you mess up the channel on the Popo System?" Song Shiwei said tremblingly, pointing at the system.
The Gossip System immediately surrendered. "[No, no, no, I was just kidding! I'm serious, you guys really didn't hit a home run?]"
Here we go again! Song Shiwei Youyou, then silently pulled out her phone. "Believe it or not, I'll blow you up."