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The Gossip System immediately surrendered, [Host, you were wrong, you were wrong, we really won't say anything more, can we talk about something serious now?]

"What's serious?" Song Shiwei asked with a look of utter despair.

All she knew was that she was now completely and utterly socially dead! She would truly be grateful.

Who knows how many people know what's on my mind right now?

She's so socially awkward, she'll never be able to face anyone again.

[For example, we can talk about how to catch those few misbehaving systems.]

[To be honest, I came here with a mission, but unfortunately, I haven't completed any of the tasks yet.]

Song Shiwei paused for a moment, then asked, "Are you sure we can defeat these systems right now?"

"Are you sure this little rascal of ours can really kill the Female Lead System, instead of being killed by the system itself?"

The Gossip System fell silent. You have to admit, Song Shiwei's words were remarkably clear.

It was stunned by what I said.

Song Shiwei, on his deathbed, sat up with a start, saying helplessly, "Let's admit it, we're just two useless fools. Who can we possibly take on? I've been in this world for so long and I've never beaten anyone."

"The reason I became the group's darling was entirely due to a mistake by the System Bureau. Everyone was able to hear my true feelings, which led to their successful awakening. They are only acting this way to repay a debt of gratitude."

Song Shiwei's words made sense. Song Shiwei was thrown into this world and just sat around watching the drama unfold. She never actually slapped anyone in the face, and inexplicably became the darling of the group.

It was pure luck; thankfully, the System Bureau a mistake, otherwise she would have been completely destroyed.

Now the system wants her to create Female Lead System, which is basically sending her to fight aliens!

That's absolutely outrageous.

[What you said doesn't make no mistake, but I have a mission, and even if we don't kill the system, the system will kill us.]

Song Shiwei was silent for a moment, then sighed, "Let's bear with it. Fools are lucky sometimes. Maybe these two will kill themselves before they even have a chance to kill us."

According to the absurd logic of this world, she seriously felt that these systems would court disaster and destroy themselves.

"I seem to remember that Huo Xiuzhu suddenly had a brain fart. Did his system crash?" Song Shiwei said with a nonchalant expression.

system:?

[When did this happen? How come I didn't know?]

Song Shiwei looked resentful and sneered, "What do you know! You deserter, do you know how much excitement you missed?"

The system was silent for a moment. If it had known there would be so much excitement to watch, even if it were beaten to death or immediately knocked down, it wouldn't have been able to run away.

This damn commotion, it didn't even get to join in. This Gossip System of its is really speechless.

"I advise you to go and check what's happening in this world, my darling! Do you know how much excitement you've missed? You're like you've been disconnected from the internet," Song Shiwei said with a hint of regret.

What kind of feeling is this? It's like your best friend didn't get any of the gossip, and she's just having fun by herself.

Oh! A Tong, you really missed out on a huge spectacle.

[Alright, I also think it's more important to enjoy the gossip. Let me have my fill of gossip first, and I think we can put the mission aside for now.] The system said with a resigned expression.

What kind of task is this?! Why is this lazy, unproductive system so eager to do something?

Song Shiwei is right. Fools sometimes have good luck. If they stay put and wait to see what happens, these systems might just get themselves killed.

The system chuckled, "[You're right, let's enjoy the show first. We're just two noobs; we're lucky if we don't get beaten up.]"

"You're right! Do you think we can figure out these schemes and plots? We're better off just loafing around and waiting to die."

"We both have one principle: I won't offend others unless they offend me; if they offend me, I'll give them three chances; if they offend me again..."

The Gossip System immediately chimed in, "[Eliminate the root of the problem.]"

Song Shiwei shook her head. "No, no, no, if anyone offends me again, I'll move to another place. If we can't afford to offend them, can't we at least avoid them?"

The Gossip System:...

No wonder they're such innocent, foolish, and kind-hearted college students; even after being pushed to this point, they still just coast along.

Excellent! It really likes this host.

It now believes that these people in the world didn't show their affection for the host for no reason!

The host is truly kind and adorable, a cheerful little rascal. Who wouldn't like her optimism and kindness?

Even as an emotionless system, it was unconsciously drawn to the host's objective cuteness.

It aims to protect the best and most adorable college students!!

The two of them and their dog, Suan Suan, officially finalized their response plan: to remain unchanged in the face of any eventuality!

While others plot and scheme, they're just wasting their time in Wuhu.

Enjoying the gossip! Nothing's more important than eating melons (a Chinese internet slang term for enjoying gossip).

After finalizing the plan, Song Shiwei finally dawdled downstairs.

However, she felt uneasy when she saw the Jiang Family. The thought that they could hear her innermost thoughts sent a chill down her spine.

For so many days, everyone has been following her Let's Eat Melons Together and working together to catch the bad guys. Although this has changed the fate of many cannon fodder, the thought of them not hearing her inner monologues makes Song Shiwei want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

A Tong just said the bug has been fixed, so why doesn't she test everyone's reaction first?

Song Shiwei glanced at everyone silently, then tentatively asked in her mind, "[Um, I mean, do these unfortunate souls know that their fates have been completely changed?]"

After thinking to herself, Song Shiwei secretly glanced at Father Jiang's Mother Jiang, her eyes flashing with a hint of inquiry.

But after a while, she didn't see any special reaction from Father Jiang Mother Jiang Zhuxin.