Who wouldn't want a magical girl girlfriend?
Even the scum of the Witch Association secretly yearn for the beauty and power of magical girls.
Especially the members of the Witch Association who are lurking within the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau and have frequent interactions with various magical girls.
They can better understand the beauty and light of magical girls.
In an environment Witch Association, admiring magical girls is simply a natural thing.
If only a magical girl could save them and pull them out of that hellish Witch Association.
She'd be willing to risk her life for a magical girl.
It's just wishful thinking, like those wild dogs rolling in the mud.
How could you possibly catch up with the stars in the sky?
Once tainted by Filthy Magic Power, even if a magical girl cannot sense it, she will naturally feel alienation and hostility.
Even if you have a face so handsome it's devastating, it won't matter.
So when they heard that Jiang Si had a magical girl partner and was even married...
The Driver was so angry he was practically grinding his teeth to powder.
A little bit of Filthy Magic Power leaked out without him noticing.
Fortunately, he was cautious enough to withdraw the Filthy Magic Power in an instant.
It's like accidentally farting and then bending down to inhale it all back in.
Logically, no one should have noticed, since he had completely removed all the air from the room.
For example, neither of the two magical girls noticed.
Unexpectedly, this colleague still managed to notice it.
However, those are all irrelevant now.
The Driver looked at the boy, who was about ten years younger than him, with admiration and said sincerely, "Hey buddy, tell me, how did you manage to pick him up?"
Jiang Si looked at him coldly, seeing his serious expression, and said, "Why are you asking about this? Do you want to pursue a magical girl?"
They started to look at it differently.
Going undercover as the lover of a magical girl is a good idea.
The other party, as an inside man, is quite intelligent and idealistic.
He's a talented person.
"We don't have such grand ambitions," the Driver said, squatting down and taking another drag of his cigarette. "We just want to hear how our Witch Association manages to win over a magical girl, just for fun."
What a stupid dog.
Jiang Si's goodwill towards her vanished completely.
He never imagined that someone would be so stupid as to ask about this just for fun?
Can he ever amount to anything?
This is a small example of how people like this can be used to illustrate a larger point: it's precisely because of people like this that the Witch Association forever remain a punching bag for the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau.
Jiang Si didn't even bother to say another word to this good-for-nothing who had no ambition whatsoever, and immediately turned to leave.
The Driver quickly stopped him, "Hey, bro, bro, don't go! Let's chat a little longer. I'm not talking about jumping off buildings, I'm just saying life has a powerful impact; I'm not talking about jumping into rivers, I'm just saying life goes with the flow. I really just want to have a good listen. Besides, you're already married to that Shion, you can't be flirting with other magical girls, can you?"
"No offense, bro, but you were way too greedy this time. Be careful Shion doesn't twist your head off. I'm not being sarcastic, but you know how terrifying that tigress is, right? She's a ruthless Witch Executioner kills without blinking an eye..."
Sure enough, the young man from the New Witch Association didn't continue walking; instead, he turned around and looked at him.
His gaze was like that of someone staring at a dead man, sending chills down your spine.
Oh no, this kid, has he forgotten his identity while working undercover?
Has she truly fallen in love with Shion?
To be honest, that's not surprising.
Although in the eyes of the Witch Association, Shion was as terrifying as a female ghost.
But putting aside her strength, Shion is indeed a very cute and pretty little girl.
If you spend a lot of time with someone, it's normal to become completely infatuated with them—in fact, even those in the Witch Association who knew how terrifying Shion was were quite a few people captivated by that little girl.
Not to mention the so-called cruelty, cold-bloodedness, and inhumanity, which are only how they act towards the enemy.
How clingy and adorable she is to her boyfriend in private?
Which boy could resist that?
Thinking this through, the Driver understood and immediately lowered his voice to apologize, "Sorry, I attacked your girlfriend instinctively, but you have to understand, anyone from the Witch Association would inevitably react like that upon hearing your girlfriend's name. I really wasn't just reacting out of stress or breaking down..."
"What exactly are you here for?"
Jiang Si asked somewhat impatiently, " The New Witch Association doesn't have any missions to go to headquarters, does it?"
"Ah?"
The Driver hesitated for a moment, looked the other person up and down, and then remained silent for a while.
"Wait a minute, the New Witch Association's mission should have been sent to every member immediately, there's no way you wouldn't know, right?"
"Bullshit! The New Witch Association was only recently established in South China and is currently busy relocating. Where would they find the time to carry out some mission to infiltrate headquarters? Whose side are you on anyway?!"
The New Witch Association New Witch Association an organization created by Jiang Si. Currently, it only has Xilan and Yun Ke as members, and even the Shuangsheng haven't joined yet.
He hadn't given those two the mission to infiltrate headquarters.
"You are... whose subordinate are you?! How do you know our New Witch Association's code? The New Witch Association's mission is only one thing, and you don't even know... Wait a minute!"
The Driver seemed to suddenly remember something.
They know the New Witch Association's motto, but they don't know the New Witch Association's mission.
There's only one possibility!
He abruptly grabbed the gun in his arms. "You betrayed us?! Bewitched by Shion's beauty, you betrayed our New Witch Association n't you?! Damn it! Si Motu won't let you get away with this! You win, brother! I'm completely broken! Si Motu won't let you get away with this! In front of you, I'm just a stray dog drenched in the rain. I saw a brown thing by the roadside, thought it was poop, and happily went over to it, only to find out after eating it that it was chocolate and could only wait to die! But you were pulled out of the mud by Shion, Si Motu won't let you get away with this!!"
The New Witch Association is an organization I founded.
After thinking it over, Jiang Si ultimately decided not to expose herself. The Driver didn't seem very reliable and could be arrested at any time.
It wouldn't be good to reveal my identity.
He took out the badge Yun Ke had given him. "My direct superior is Yun Ke. She recently withdrew from South China and didn't mention to me that the New Witch Association a mission to enter headquarters."
"Then why did you get on the bus?"
" Shion asked me to go."
The Driver's face immediately lit up with envy. "Is your wife this clingy? She even takes you along?"
"Stop talking nonsense."
"I recently transferred to the New Witch Association following Jialan Garan's instructions," the Driver said in a deep voice. " Jialan Garan said that our New Witch Association, having just opened, is going to do something big, something that will impress both the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau and the Old Witch Association, proving the birth and strength of our New Witch Association!"
"So, you infiltrate the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau headquarters?"
"Wrong! It's about disrupting the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau Bureau's Mental Image Domain Trial!" The Driver tilted his head back, looking utterly proud. "Once the Bureau's Mental Image Domain Trial is destroyed, preventing the birth of magical girls with Mental Image Domain, and greatly weakening the power of magical girls, not only the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau but also the Azure Cloud Sect will be affected!"
Jiang Si gasped.
What a vicious New Witch Association!
They actually tried to sabotage my trial to obtain the Purple Mansion!
No, the New Witch Association is my own organization; I should say, the wicked Jialan.
Seeing Jiang Si's shocked expression, the Driver said with pride:
"Well, see? No one would have imagined the ambitions and schemes of my New Witch Association, and we dare to do this! If we succeed, the New Witch Association will rise to fame, and who in this world can stop New Witch Association rise!"
Jiang Si looked at him expressionlessly, "Does Si Motu know about this?"
" Jialan Garan said she wanted to give Si Motu a surprise. We must accomplish this before Si Motu Si Motu out, so that he will be amazed and know the initiative and loyalty of everyone in the New Witch Association!"
Yes, this group of people has good intentions.
But the problem is that it's best not to set off.
If you guys really succeed, who will fill in the gap in my Purple Mansion for me?
How many people were involved in this operation?
"Have no idea."
" Xilan Shuangsheng, is Yun Ke also participating?"
"Have no idea."
The other party is very vigilant, and may genuinely know nothing.
"Speaking of which, it seems that Yun Ke is going to abandon Jialan's faction." The Driver, who had finished resting, stood up, threw away his cigarette butt, and stomped it out. "Take my advice, brother. Cut ties with Yun Ke as soon as possible. She still has a bright future. Of the two major factions in the New Witch Association, only Jialan's side has a future. Yun Ke will be eliminated sooner or later."
Jiang Si was taken aback. "How long has the New Witch Association Society been established? And it already has factions?"
"Of course, the New Witch Association was established from the Witch Association. The Witch Association was already full of factions, so when it came to the New Witch Association, everyone naturally formed their own groups. Dude, you just don't understand."
The Driver put his arm around his shoulder and said in a deep voice, "Under Si Motu, Xilan was originally the most favored. Whether it was Yun Ke or Jialan, they were all newcomers. After the New Witch Association established, the best person to pledge allegiance to was actually Xilan, because Xilan was closest to Si Motu and had a direct way to contact Si Motu. Following Xilan was like following Lord Si Motu."
That's true. In the Witch Association, the only people Jiang Si truly trusted were Xilan and the Shuangsheng.
As for the district, Jiang Si didn't have high expectations of them; she just wanted them to pass on some information.
The most important thing is to be reliable enough.
"But recently, Xilan has disappeared without a trace. No one can find this Complete Witch who is most trusted by Si Motu," the Driver lowered his voice. "Some even say that Xilan may have been completely killed and will never come back!"
Jiang Si frowned, her eyes filled with icy killing intent. "Who dares to touch her? I won't let them get away with it!"
The Driver immediately flicked his finger and tapped him on the forehead.
Jiang Si was stunned for a moment, then looked up at the guy who dared to mess with her.
She glared at him, but her tone wasn't malicious. "Are you fucking crazy! There's only one person who dares to touch Xilan, and that's the leader of the New Witch Association, the strongest demon man in the Southeast, Si Motu! You can't forgive him? Who can't forgive whom! For the sake of our connection, I'll pretend I didn't hear what you said, but you can't say anything outside! Otherwise, you'll definitely lose your life!"
After saying that, the Driver rubbed his fingers.
This thing is so hard...
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Si didn't argue with him, but simply said, "How could that be? Si Motu trusts Xilan so much, he wouldn't possibly harm her."
" Jialan said she saw it with her own eyes. Ever since Xilan was taken away by Si Motu, she has completely vanished from the face of the earth. Her fate is unknown. That means she's dead. That's what everyone says."
"Put..."
Just as Jiang Si was about to deny it, he suddenly remembered the time when he went to kill that Pseudo Full Bloom magical girl.
It seems like they just casually tossed Xilan into a safe space.
Oh, I really did it myself.
That's alright then.
It was just a test for Xilan.
Although I almost forgot, it really wasn't a big problem.
This is also part of the plan...
I need to find some time to bring Xilan back.
But where did they throw her back then?
"In short, stop following Yun Ke. Take my advice, brother, and join Jialan as soon as possible. That's more reliable than anything else."
Although he wanted to ask more about the factional infighting within the New Witch Association —factional infighting that even he, the founder of the New Witch Association, was unaware of.
Unfortunately, Xingxuan and Yarrow couldn't resist any longer and came over to find the two of them so they could set off immediately.
The parking time this time was a bit too long.
Back in the car, the Driver immediately reverted to his previous image as a quiet, honest middle-aged man, not even daring to smoke.
Although Yarrow was initially shocked that he was Shion's boyfriend, she quickly lost interest.
This guy only has a short attention span.
Aside from being quite obsessed with Harry Potter, I quickly lose interest in everything else.
This is also why Yarrow progressed slowly before comprehending Harry Potter; it simply couldn't concentrate, so how could it possibly improve? It was only after discovering that it could replicate Harry Potter's magic that it became obsessed and advanced to the level of a true disciple in one go.
Now, he is also debating with Xingxuan about the merits of the settings of the Doumo Continent and Harry Potter.
It's natural to humiliate oneself. To put it bluntly, the setting of the Doumo Continent is the pinnacle of literature. While Harry Potter can't be said to be entirely without merit, its setting is clearly its weakness.
It is utterly impossible for the Yarrow to win by exploiting its weaknesses.
As the argument escalated, Yarrow Grass suffered repeated defeats and eventually lost all interest in recruiting Xingxuan.
The crowd started revisiting Harry Potter, determined to win every argument, word by word.
Jiang Si wasn't interested in the two children arguing either.
Xingxuan, who was already confident of victory, also got into the conversation and began to talk at length:
" The Harry Potter setting is too scattered, and the connections between many settings are insufficient. It lacks the depth and expansion of the Doumo Continent. Of course, depth and expansion alone are not enough. For example, the settings of Shrouding the Heavens and Mystic Mirror Demon Clan are too complex, deliberately mysterious, and add to the reading difficulty for readers. They are far inferior to the Doumo Continent..."
"Fart!"
Suddenly, Jiang Si slammed his hand on the table. "The setting of Shrouding the Heavens is just right, neither too deep nor too shallow, on par with the Doumo Continent. If you don't understand it, don't talk nonsense. How many times have you read Shrouding the Heavens before you dare to make such a conclusion?"
Yarrow next to him raised his hand, "Exactly, exactly! I think the premise of Shrouding the Heavens' and 'Harry Potter' is equally ingenious..."
"Don't try to ride on our Shrouding the Heavens. Get out of here."
"Cut."
Yarrow clicked her tongue, hugged her wizard's hat, and tugged at Xingxuan, "Come on, let's not play with him."
Before Xingxuan could even try to slip away, Jiang Si grabbed her.
"Wait a minute."
Although I don't want to argue with children.
But since children shouldn't be allowed to talk nonsense, Jiang Si corrected Xingxuan and Yarrow's views slightly before letting the two girls leave.
The two girls, who had been arguing, were left speechless after Jiang Si's rebuttal, both of them seething with anger.
They huddled in the seats at the back of the bus, whispering amongst themselves that they had finally formed a united front.
They established an unbreakable non-criticism pact.
In front of Jiang Si, there is absolutely no chance of provoking each other between the Doumo Continent and Harry Potter...
After all, he's Shion Shion's boyfriend, so even if he goes too far, the two of them can't really say anything.
The two girls, feeling indignant, nicknamed Jiang Si a "gold digger."
Jiang Si could hear it too, but he didn't care much. After all, he had to think about where he had left Xilan and whether he could still find her.
It was something I casually tossed away at the time; it's probably hard to find now.
I tried contacting Four Leaves Six Leaves at the middle of the process.
Fortunately, the two girls were careful enough to mark Xilan after she lost her.
We just need to find some time to go and get them out.
The problem isn't too serious.
Now, this New Witch Association has inexplicably split into two factions, and Jiang Si has never really understood this kind of division within an organization.
It would be better to find Xilan and let her handle it.
I felt a little relieved, and the night sky outside gradually deepened.
After all, it was already dark when we came out.
As the bus entered a tunnel with no end in sight, Jiang Si calculated the time and asked:
How far are we from the General Administration?
"It'll be soon. This is a special passage; we should arrive by noon tomorrow."
The Driver explained, "If you can't get through by other means, you have to take a car. The headquarters was built by the former Super Magical Girl, so it's reliable. It took me a lot of effort to get this Driver's job."
Understanding the meaning behind his words, Jiang Si turned her head and glanced at him.
Yarrow and Xingxuan chatted about novels all day. After nightfall, they snuggled together and fell asleep in the seats next to each other, probably because they couldn't hear anything.
Even if they heard it, they probably wouldn't suspect anything.
"Like I said, buddy," the Driver said, bored on the long journey and seeing others chatting, unable to resist chiming in, "The most important thing for a person is choosing the right path; ability is secondary. Choice is more important than effort."
Jiang Si didn't take it to heart when the other person repeated themselves earnestly.
I was just about to lie down for a while.
The car vibrated slightly.
After Jiang Si sat down, she noticed that the entire bus suddenly became lively.
Some were singing, some were playing around, and some were laughing and talking.
Looking around, I realized that the car I was in had changed at some point.
It turned into a school bus full of students.
He looked around and found that Yarrow and Xingxuan were still asleep in the back.
The Driver didn't seem to notice anything unusual.
Slightly surprised, he did not sense any magical fluctuations.
Hallucination? That doesn't seem like it either.
Just as Jiang Si was about to get up, a teacher next to her also stood up:
"Be careful, don't stand up, we're going into the tunnel, don't fall!"
Okay~
The students agreed in unison, almost as if guided by some strange force.
Jiang Si actually sat down.
He was slightly surprised, but then stopped rushing and patiently observed the teachers and students around him.
A series of crackling sounds rang out, and then the bus began to shift out of position from the front.
Something sliced the bus open like tofu, and the sheet metal on top slid off smoothly!
The Driver was the first to suffer; half of Driver head was severed. Next came the student in the front seat who hadn't even had time to react, and then the teacher...
However, when that sharp object touched Jiang Si, there was only a tooth-grinding collision, followed by a huge noise like a cat scratching a blackboard!
It was only at this point that the Yarrow was awakened.
Looking up, they saw the bizarre scene of sparks erupting from the head of the sect leader's lover!
It felt as if an invisible chainsaw was cutting through the boy's head, and even the entire bus.
The heads of all the teachers and students who had inexplicably appeared in the seats in front of them had been cut in half!
The Yarrow emitted a sharp, explosive sound!
Just as they were about to use magic to save the person, they discovered...
No matter what I do, I can't cut Jiang Si's head off!
Then the cutting line, as if it had to bypass the boy, gradually severed everyone behind him and the bus.
Even Yarrow had to press down Xingxuan, who had just woken up, to avoid that incredibly sharp thing, and even her magic armor was partially shaved off!
Until the entire bus was turned upside down, with only half of everyone's head visible, and everyone sat quietly on the bus.
The school bus finally came to a stop in the pitch-black tunnel.
Xingxuan rubbed her eyes, got up, and looked at the exhibit two or three times. "Where did you bring me?"
I just woke up too!
"Where did we get this? Is this still a vehicle from the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau?"
"Calm down, calm down." Yarrow immediately looked at Jiang Si not far away. " Jiang Si is still here, and the Driver hasn't changed either... Oh, the Driver is dead, probably a ghost. There's a record of that at Hogwarts..."
"This... this is the Tower of Eternity of Electrolux. There are still undead in our magical girl world."
Xingxuan immediately hugged Yarrow with a mournful face, "No, I can't handle this..."
Yarrow had no choice but to hug this somewhat timid junior and immediately walk towards Jiang Si.
However, the rows of headless corpses around them filled them with utter horror.
Even magical girls have things they're afraid of!
"What kind of 3D slaughterhouse video is this?!" Xingxuan screamed. "I want to go to the Slaughter City! Don't come to the Undead!"
"Stop yelling! Are all online novel fans as cowardly as you? They're all corpses, not moving!"
You're the coward!
Yarrow and Xingxuan stopped nervously in front of their seats, looking at the boy who was still sitting motionless. Both magical girls were somewhat stunned.
"Are you... are you alright, Jiang Si?"
Xingxuan carefully touched Jiang Si's head, as if afraid that the other's head would fall off if she wasn't careful.
However, Jiang Si simply stood up, walked directly to the Driver whose head had been cut off, squatted down, and picked up the other half of the Driver's head.
I casually pressed it back down for him.
Then, the Driver, who should have been dead, blinked and actually started moving again!
Yarrow and Xingxuan were dumbfounded!
How did you do that?
Jiang Si casually said, "We can take it back while it's not taking care of itself."
Xingxuan and Yarrow looked at each other in bewilderment.
Is the human body something that can be so easily reattached?
Just as I was about to urge the Driver to keep going...
A woman in red with long hair appeared at the front of the tunnel.
When the hair came loose, a bloodied face was revealed, with only eye sockets remaining, not eyeballs.
"My eyes, my eyes, I can't see! It hurts so much! Give me my eyes back..."
Both magical girls screamed in fright, and even the Driver turned pale and almost slipped off his seat.
Who would have thought you'd encounter a ghost on the way to headquarters!
Just as the Driver was about to grit his teeth and crash into her, the long-haired female ghost in red suddenly appeared.
It actually lay on the hood of the car.
Give me your eyes...
The growl gradually became dangerous and eerie.
As the Driver turned to run away, he suddenly noticed that the boy next to him had plunged his finger directly into his own right eye.
Then, with a bit of force, it actually came out!
The two magical girls who were screaming in the back of the car immediately fell silent.
Even the female ghost who had been crouching on the hood of the car and growling fell silent.
Which one do you want?
Jiang Si then gouged out the other eyeball and handed it to the woman in red.
"Pick one and get out of the way, don't block the way."