Tang San, That Piece of Trash

The moon rose over the branches; a beauty had a rendezvous.

Xiao Wu, dressed in a pretty maid outfit, paced back and forth by the river.

Her heart was torn.

How should I thank that big jerk later?

"Thinking about me?" Sun Shan suddenly popped his head out from the side.

Xiao Wu jumped in fright. "Are you trying to get yourself killed?!"

"So you actually want your benefactor dead." Sun Shan put on a wounded expression. "People's hearts aren't what they used to be. I'm shaking with rage and chilled to the bone!"

Xiao Wu could not be bothered with his antics and said helplessly:

"I asked you here to thank you for helping me before. That's all, so don't get the wrong idea."

"Oh, and you specially put on the maid outfit I gave you before to meet me today. Is that part of your thanks too?"

"Yes, that's exactly what it is." Xiao Wu's face flushed, but she remained stubborn.

Suddenly, Sun Shan seemed to notice something, and the corners of his mouth lifted.

He seized Xiao Wu's small, delicate hand.

"I hear you should repay someone who saves your life by giving yourself to him!"

"You beast!" Tang San flew into a rage and charged out heedlessly. "Let go of Xiao Wu!"

"Third Brother? Why are you here?" Xiao Wu's expression suddenly changed. "You actually followed me!"

Tang San snorted coldly.

"If I hadn't followed you today, I'm afraid my head would be covered in Blue Silver Grass."

"What a pair of cheating scumbags!"

As though he had lost his mind, Tang San hurled abuse at Xiao Wu.

Shameless used goods, an unfaithful woman-filthy insults poured out all at once.

Xiao Wu's pretty face burned at his words, humiliation and anger becoming almost unbearable.

"What do you think you're doing here? Was the love between us just a mission from your master?" Tang San tried to grab Xiao Wu again.

Smack!

A slap landed across Tang San's face.

"You've gone too far! Even a rabbit will bite when cornered!"

Disbelief covered Tang San's face as he staggered several steps backward.

A woman had actually dared to hit him, and that woman happened to be Xiao Wu.

Pushed to her limit, Xiao Wu said bluntly:

"That's right. I've fallen for Sun Shan."

"Who threw away a fortune when we first met, just to make me happy?

"Who risked his life to save me when the Titan Giant Ape carried me away?

"It was him, Sun Shan!"

The emotions Xiao Wu had kept bottled up for so long poured out completely at that moment.

"And you, my dear Third Brother! You keep saying you love me, but what have you done?"

"When I was in danger in the Star Dou Great Forest, you backed down."

"Most ridiculous of all, as a man who owed debts in the Stock Realm, you actually coaxed your own girlfriend into spending a day with someone else to pay them off."

"Is that something a human being would do? Tang San, you've disappointed me so much."

Xiao Wu questioned him hoarsely, bean-sized tears rolling from the corners of her eyes.

"We're completely finished!"

Xiao Wu took Sun Shan's hand of her own accord and turned to leave.

Tang San darted in front of them, refusing to let it go:

"You cheating scumbags owe me an explanation today! You're not leaving until you explain yourselves!"

"Fine. I'll give you an explanation right now."

Sun Shan pulled Xiao Wu possessively into his arms by the waist, lowered his head, and kissed her right in front of Tang San.

Xiao Wu's heart jolted.

This is my first kiss!

The next moment, as though resigning herself to her fate, she closed her eyes again, wanting only to savor this beautiful moment.

The softness between their lips, the girl's delicate fragrance, and her inexperienced kissing wove together into a beautiful melody.

Xiao Wu's mind went blank. She had never imagined things would develop in this direction. Her body stiffened, and she simply let the man before her hold her like that.

Tang San completely broke down, nearly grinding his teeth to pieces.

They were kissing right in front of him-what would they get up to behind his back? Who knew what filthy, unspeakable things they might already have done?

At that moment, Tang San became even more convinced that Xiao Wu was a slut.

They had broken completely.

"You'll pay for this!" Knowing he was no match for Sun Shan, Tang San could only leave that threat before slinking away like a beaten dog.

A long while later, their lips parted.

Xiao Wu's eyes were already hazy. She had fallen utterly in love.

Sun Shan struck while the iron was hot and immediately took the Lovesick Heartbreak Red from his storage ring.

The fiery flower, brilliant as the morning clouds, lit up the girl's bashful face-a sight of breathtaking beauty.

"Hurry and absorb it. It'll be a great help to your cultivation."

Leaning against Sun Shan's chest, Xiao Wu toyed with the Lovesick Heartbreak Red and murmured:

"This is the love token you gave me, Brother. I don't want to just absorb it."

Sun Shan did not insist.

"Brother Sun, you need to be careful. That fellow has all kinds of sneaky ideas." Xiao Wu felt a little uneasy.

"It's fine. Prisoner Tang still has a whole heap of trouble waiting for him."

Sun Shan chuckled. "But for your safety, Xiao Wu, don't go back to Shrek Academy. Come with me."

"I'll do whatever you say."

Shrek Academy, teachers' dormitory.

Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt as though a part of his body had been cut away while he was still alive.

Instinctively, he tried to summon his Martial Soul to check Luo Sanpao's condition.

At that moment, Yu Xiaogang abruptly discovered that his Martial Soul had vanished.

"Is this some kind of joke? Where's that big Martial Soul of mine?"

Although Yu Xiaogang had always considered Luo Sanpao a trash Martial Soul, it was still a Martial Soul. Even the most pathetic Soul Master was still a lord.

That was far better than the commoners on the continent who could not even awaken a Martial Soul.

But now Yu Xiaogang did not even have a Martial Soul!

Before long, Yu Xiaogang discovered the reason.

Stock Realm message:

"Dear Soul Master, the Soul Power Loan credit you previously obtained by mortgaging your Martial Soul is now overdue. In accordance with our agreement, we will collect your Martial Soul as compensation!"

Yu Xiaogang collapsed onto the floor, clutching his head, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not remember when he had signed this Soul Power contract.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him.

He remembered Tang San coming to his room earlier and asking him to sign a contract on his behalf, claiming it was for a Soul Master subsidy application.

Yu Xiaogang stared blankly and murmured:

"That beast. What a fucking bastard, betraying his teacher and disgracing his ancestors!"

Having pieced together these crucial details, Yu Xiaogang held nothing back and immediately summoned everyone at Shrek Academy.

After hearing what had happened, the other Shrek Devils looked thoughtful.

Realization dawned on Ning Rongrong:

"Now it all makes sense. No wonder he's been acting so strangely these past few days."

"No wonder Sister Xiao Wu has been having such an unhappy time with him lately. Who could stand being saddled with a gambling dog?"

Zhu Zhuqing shook her head and sighed with feeling.

She had thought Tang San was at least a rare clean stream among the male Soul Masters of the Shrek Seven Devils.

In the end, he was no better.

Were any of the male Soul Masters in the Shrek Seven Devils normal?

Zhu Zhuqing's gaze swept over Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun.

She snorted inwardly. Disgusting whoremongers!

Then she glanced at Oscar.

Hah. A sleazy old man.

Do I really need to find a partner in this pile of garbage?

Tang San returned to Shrek Academy seething with resentment.

The moment he reached the gates, he saw everyone waiting for him and was quite surprised.

"Everyone, what's going on?"

"You vile disciple, get on your knees!" Yu Xiaogang roared.

Tang San's heart lurched. Oh no, my life is over!

Yu Xiaogang held a length of Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo like a steel whip.

"Today, I, Yu Xiaogang, will cleanse my own house and rid the Soul Master World of a scourge."

Smack! Smack! Smack!

"I'll beat you with this steel whip in my hand~ Beat you to death, you bastard!"

The next moment, Tang San was whipped into spinning like a top!