You're a Fucking Genius!

Like Professor Yu, Professor Dumbledore also had three great hobbies in his life:

Listening to music, training, fishing.

The songs were by Sorting Hat and Fawkes, and although they were clearly unpleasant to listen to, he insisted on praising them as being of international superstar quality and having theatrical effects.

They even inexplicably fostered a sense of superiority in the Sorting Hat, constantly wanting its songs to become a musical legend recognized worldwide.

The so-called "training" is simply taking advantage of free time to select special students and mold them... like Old Man Newt and Hagrid.

Then... both of them were expelled from school.

Dumbledore wanted to train William, but because of the Ravenclaw Bronze Ring, he learned too quickly and didn't give the professor many opportunities to make a move, thus escaping a disaster.

Now, the headmaster's main focus is on the Boy Who Lived, trying to mold Harry into his shape.

After William's long observation, Dumbledore did not hone Harry's magical skills in the same way he had taught him, but instead deliberately cultivated Harry's courage.

Dumbledore wanted Harry to become a hothead... the super brave kind!

Training is a long-term goal, and it involves various trials along the way... Dumbledore began his fishing career.

The headmaster has fished countless times... Tywin, Quirrell, Lockhart, almost one fish every year.

Clearly, given the complicated relationship between Black and James, the principal is once again setting a trap.

They might even be planning to have Harry personally capture Black, achieving a spiritual transformation, making a magnificent turnaround, and thus reaching the pinnacle of his life.

Otherwise, he would have had no reason not to seal the secret passage.

William wasn't optimistic about the principal's fishing scheme; in the past two years, he had been speeding too much, resulting in a number of crashes.

Otherwise, how could Riddle have been resurrected and escaped so easily?

If William were a traffic cop, he would have revoked the principal's driver's license long ago; he wouldn't be allowed to drive every day.

As evening fell, Thestral galloped along the road, and the students of Hogsmeade began to return to the castle.

The three little ones had already returned through the secret passage and did not follow them in the carriage.

As William crossed the intersection, he glanced at the gate.

The two adorable Dementor, not even bothering to eat, remained standing there diligently.

Putting aside its tendency to attack people, Dementor as a doorman isn't so bad; at least it doesn't get paid and can work for free.

If they were walking down a main road, William would hold Dahei's hand with his left hand and drag the rope that held the Dementor with his right, letting them fly like kites in mid-air...

This is truly "leading a yellow dog on the left and capturing a grey falcon on the right," a youthful exuberance that rivals that of an old man.

They all sound really exciting!

The Thestral stopped in front of the castle, and William and Hermione alighted from the carriage.

After getting off the carriage, William saw an angry Autumn jump down from another carriage.

Cedric followed behind, trying to explain something.

Cho ignored him, greeted William and Hermione, and ran straight into the castle.

"What's wrong?" William asked Cedric in shock. "Did you do something outrageous when no one was around?"

You beast!

Hello, is this the old man who guards the Dementor?

There's a scumbag here.

Arrest him immediately and send him to Azkaban.

"I didn't do anything, I just listened to you and took Qiu to a fish feast." Cedric's face turned bright red. "She called me a pervert... It's all your fault!"

"You actually went? That thing is just a scam." William couldn't help but laugh.

"That's not what you said this morning."

"What is a fish feast?" Hermione couldn't help but ask.

"Hermione, I'm telling you, William is..."

William quickly covered Cedric's mouth.

"Don't listen to Cedric. He confessed his feelings to me and failed, so he's trying to blame it on me and make me send him a girlfriend."

I found him Merpeople Mermaid, but he complained that she was ugly!

William dismissed all ties with a single sentence.

Hermione glanced at William suspiciously.

William suddenly looked up and stared at the window of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Office on the third floor of the castle.

Cedric broke free and curiously looked in that direction as well.

"What's wrong?" Hermione asked in a low voice.

"I saw something strange, maybe I was just seeing things," William shook his head.

The three entered the castle and saw Harry in the Great Hall, speaking to the twins with a terrified expression.

"What happened?" Cedric asked as he got closer.

"Ron..." Harry stammered as he explained.

What's wrong with Ron?

"He... has been arrested!"

"..."

Harry quickly recounted the story.

It turned out that after he finished his solitary confinement with Professor McGonagall, he ran into Professor Lupin and went to the Defense Against the Dark Arts Office for tea.

Professor Snape went in too, and then Ron followed him in.

Ron didn't go on his own; he was dragged there by Slytherin students.

The reason is simple: he was selling Professor Snape's portrait outside the Slytherin Common Room.

"Where can I buy Ron's?" William felt like there was something wrong with his ears.

"At the entrance to the Slytherin Common Room." Harry sighed helplessly.

silence,

A deathly silence!

For a moment, William was speechless, and could only sigh in his heart:

"You're a fucking genius!"

Why do you have to sell it outside the Slytherin Common Room?

The show was a huge hit, especially since it was Halloween Eve and everyone else was dressed up as ghosts, while Ron wanted to become one himself.

"In the office, Ron even admitted that he took the photos to earn some pocket money," Harry said.

"That idiot!" Fred's face darkened. He cursed, "Ron should have said he found the photo!"

"Where is Ron now?" George laughed in exasperation. "I mean... where's his body?"

The others glanced at him slightly.

Well, Ron's truck-like behavior is indeed no different from suicide!

Ron was locked in Snape's office, Gryffindor also lost two hundred points.

Harry still felt a chill run down his spine when he recalled the scene. Snape and Professor Lupin almost came to blows.

Fortunately, Dumbledore arrived in time; it's unclear where he got the information.

News of Ron's capture spread quickly.

Ron became famous overnight.

This effect was quite dramatic, because in the eyes of the young wizard, Ron was usually insignificant, always following Harry around like a sidekick.

Now I suddenly realize that the little follower is actually the boss.

It's like having an ordinary chemistry teacher who's actually a world-class drug kingpin... Do you think you're filming Breaking Bad?

Ron's fame wasn't exactly friendly.

Normally, everyone would consider him Gryffindor. But losing two hundred points like that is something none of the little lions can accept.

Everyone thought he was a bit dim-witted for selling photos in the Slytherin Common Room.

William also sensed that Ron acting strangely.

Clearly, he had done a lot of research on sales techniques in private.

At the very least, Ron had thoroughly read and memorized the toxic sales rhetoric of "selling combs to monks."

Otherwise, they wouldn't have had the audacity to go to Slytherin to develop potential clients.

From this perspective, Ron is even more... courageous than Harry!

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