Find Someone Else!

With the sudden arrival of job counseling, a depressing atmosphere permeated the entire fifth grade.

The students finally realized the importance of the OWLs exams and began studying like crazy.

Of course, those who do well are said to be filling in the gaps in their knowledge, those who do averagely are said to be making a final push, those who do poorly are said to be intensively studying, and those who do even worse... are said to be laying the foundation for next year.

There's also the type of person who makes a spectacular comeback.

Their characteristics are:

He failed every subject, yet he wanted a spectacular comeback. Not only did he want to get eight certificates, but he also wanted to get an "O" in every single one.

To put it in a more understandable way:

With just over 80 days left until the college entrance exam, and a score of 250 on a mock exam, how can I improve to 680?

For a student like this, let alone Akali's Intensive Class, even if Dumbledore himself taught him, it wouldn't be possible.

But the prey will still be harvested, and the "intelligence tax" will still be paid.

Many students in schools have started running "comeback classes" to scam money.

Their slogans were strikingly consistent.

Various claims such as "Improve X percentage points in 50 days"; "As long as you understand these three magic spells, turning your exams around is not a dream"; "Notes of a genius who got straight O's in twelve subjects"...

Soon, thanks to a tip-off from a concerned citizen, Professor McGonagall successfully dismantled the criminal gang.

Good heavens, it turns out it was organized by Slytherin students, and even by Gorilla Captain had repeated a year.

This made Professor Snape somewhat embarrassed, and he couldn't even hold his head up high in front of Professor Flitwick.

Although he could never lift his head.

He just wants Gorilla Captain to graduate as soon as possible, instead of standing here embarrassing himself.

Although they were scammed, for those who strive for a comeback, the dream never ends.

Various multiple-choice questions began circulating again at school.

Such as:

You'll get twelve straight O's, but a knight snail will forever hunt you down. Will you take it?

If there were a button that, when pressed, would grant you all twelve O's in your wizarding professions, but wizards would be destroyed in five hundred years, would you press it?

Twelve certificates or 1.2 million Galleon —which would you choose?

Later on, it became a choice between twelve O-level certificates and Veela pet, which you could only choose one of.

Goodness, this is truly the Hogwarts universe; you can find anything in a dream.

Given the choice between twelve certificates and 1.2 million Galleon, William would definitely choose the former, since he already had 1.2 million Galleon.

But where do I get the multiple-choice question about the Veela?

It has nothing to do with Veela; William simply wants to have a real pet!

Pet lovers... that's all.

Tea? It's definitely not a pet, it's a cat!

After Easter, William and Hermione finally ended their seclusion and stopped spending their days reading in the Room of Requirement.

Then, when he came out, he heard these bizarre multiple-choice questions.

You keep giving us choices, but when are you going to deliver?!

William's appearance in class pleased the professors.

Without him in class, seeing those stupid students every day makes me so angry it hurts.

During the Transfiguration class, McGonagall walked up to William, looking like she wanted to say something but hesitated.

"William, this is the year of OWLs... next school year will be..."

William didn't hear what Professor McGonagall muttered next.

However, he still laughed heartily:

"I know, professor, I'll definitely do my best on the exam and get an O."

That's not what I'm worried about!

Professor McGonagall seemed a little displeased, believing that William hadn't understood her meaning.

William truly couldn't figure it out and didn't know what she was trying to express.

Not only Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, the beautiful professor of Arithmancy Vector... several professors were all hinting at something to William.

Just tell me directly, William will definitely agree to anything he can do.

Professor Snape also became enthusiastic.

During Potions Class, he saw William, but surprisingly, he didn't make any sarcastic remarks.

Moreover, Snape abandoned the textbook and taught everyone an extremely difficult Potions beyond the curriculum.

Fuck (a multiplayer sport)

William understood this time.

It turned out that Snape didn't have enough medicine.

No wonder Professor Snape was unhappy when William wanted to skip class.

No one's getting him any precious herbs anymore!

Sigh, I didn't expect it to be another deal.

On Saturday, William attended a job counseling session.

"Please sit down, William," Professor Flitwick said warmly.

He brought out thumb-sized cookies and various specialty pastries to serve William.

"This conversation will involve a detailed discussion of your future career plans."

"Then, I'll help you decide which subjects you'll continue studying after entering sixth grade."

William nodded.

He suddenly wanted to ask what subjects he needed to study if he wanted to become the Dark Lord.

However, he hesitated to ask, fearing that Professor Flitwick might recommend the Azkaban Advanced Intensive Course.

"William," Professor Flitwick said, stirring his tea, "Have you considered which subjects you'd like to take in the advanced classes next semester?"

You definitely have to choose my advanced spell class, right?

Seeing Professor Flitwick's expression, William finally understood.

No wonder the professors have been so enthusiastic lately; they want him to attend their advanced classes.

The Hogwarts curriculum is divided into three stages.

In the first and second grades, there are always seven basic compulsory courses.

In the third year, five more elective courses will be offered, from which students can choose a few. Students with extra capacity can naturally choose all of them.

After fifth grade, students will select subsequent courses based on their OWLS grades and career plans, and enter advanced classes taught by certain professors.

The so-called advanced class naturally has academic requirements.

For example, Professor Snape had particularly high requirements; he only accepted students who achieved an "O" in Potions.

If your Potions grades don't include an "O", you won't be able to get into the advanced class, and you won't be able to get an N. E. W. T. certificate in seventh grade.

Therefore, after graduation, you will be barred from all professions that require N. E. W. Ts Potions certificates.

Teachers choose students, but students also choose teachers.

Some subjects can be skipped.

But William, a genius of such extreme rarity, naturally had the capacity to excel in every subject.

Which teacher wouldn't want to continue teaching such a good student?

Just like Dumbledore, when he was a student, every teacher would have wanted to teach him.

Nobody wants to miss out on a genius!

The same goes for Professor Snape.

Give him a choice: do you want to teach William or Harry?

Snape would rather perform gender reassignment surgery on Harry and then adopt her as his goddaughter than teach Harry Potions.

That's just how real it is.

"After I graduate, I might continue to teach Ancient Runes," William said after thinking for a moment.

He will indeed continue as Professor of Ancient Runes, but he will most likely go to Ilvermorny and replace Professor Babbling.

But this is confidential and cannot be told to Professor Flitwick.

"Ancient Runes teacher? That's certainly a good choice." Professor Flitwick pondered, then suggested, "You could also try teaching spells."

"Aren't you still teaching?"

"Yes, but I'm getting old, Ravenclaw House will need a new headmaster sooner or later," Professor Flitwick said with a smile.

William raised his eyebrows.

Professor Flitwick's tone was as if to say: The school has decided that you will be the dean.

William wasn't being modest; he was just an ordinary fifth-grade student, a substitute teacher of Ancient Runes... how did he end up being involved in the dean's problem?

He really wanted to suggest finding someone else.

Or rather, William didn't want to be the dean; he wanted to be... the principal.

(Dumbledore:???)

He was also the principal of all three schools, including Ilvermorny and Durmstrang.

(Karkaroff:???)

"If you want to stay and become a teacher, you need to achieve the best results."

Professor Flitwick blinked and smiled, "After discussion, the teachers decided that you need at least twelve N. E. W. T. certificates, and none of them can be lower than 'O'."

So don't give up on any of your sixth-grade classes; there are still just as many.

That way, if any teacher in a particular subject has an emergency, you can step in and be a substitute teacher.

"..."

Are you hiring teachers or livestock?

Even the donkeys in the production team wouldn't dare use them like that!

Forget it, William might as well go to the Ministry of Magic and coast along.

He's the man destined to become Minister for Magic.

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