A Certain Magical Hogwarts
Chapter 863

You Guys, Stop It! Don't Fight!

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The students gathered around, looking indignant.

"What's wrong? Want to be fired?!" Umbridge said, hands on her hips. If she had a cigarette in her mouth, she would have looked exactly like a landlady.

"Don't even mention you guys, I even expelled Stark, so expelling another student would be a piece of cake!"

Umbridge was surrounded. She looked around and, not seeing William, boldly began to whip his corpse.

Under her intense gaze, the students all took several steps back.

Nobody wants to be expelled, since they can't become professors if they are.

In a slightly more distant corner, William, Cedric, and the twins stood watching.

Cedric, with an air of fanning the flames, put his arm around William's shoulder and tilted his head, saying, "I'm talking to you, William."

"What they said isn't wrong," William shrugged. "I was indeed expelled, so I can only be a professor here."

If she removes me from my professorship again, I'll have no choice but to become the vice-principal at Durmstrang.

William sighed:

"Karkaroff recently said in the newspaper, 'Only I can lead this school to greatness again.'"

Sirius is getting more and more outrageous, giving interviews frequently, and he wants William to go to Durmstrang to assist him.

Since I'm going to be a professor anyway, what difference does it make where I go?

Sirius was initially worried about life in Northern Europe, but after going there, he discovered what it meant to do whatever you wanted and to be completely free.

He always thought that being a principal was unhappy, as he was bound to the school every day and lost his freedom.

But after experiencing it, he realized that the joy of being a school principal was something he could never have imagined!

Just then, "Let her stay!"

But as she stood there, Umbridge launched into another personal attack, and Professor Trelawney trembled, sobbed, and swayed back and forth on the box with each wave of grief.

George glanced at Umbridge in the crowd and said softly, "I can't stand by and watch anymore. I need to teach her a lesson."

"Yes, they actually kicked out our favorite Divination professor," Fred said seriously.

William and Cedric both glanced at each other slightly. "You two are really shameless!"

"She's truly our beloved teacher," George grinned. "Every time it's a Divination, I can just make something up and still get a high score..."

Fred added, "Although I didn't end up getting the O.W.L. Certificate for the Divination."

"..."

This sentence reminded William of his college roommate from his previous life.

During his postgraduate entrance exam interview, his advisor asked him which subject he had mastered the best.

He said:

"I got the best score in advanced math... even though I failed."

Young man, you're getting cocky!

(This is a true story. Three classmates went to the interview together. He had the highest score in the preliminary test, but he was the one who was rejected in the end.)

"If we get caught, we'll really be fired," Cedric told the twins to calm down.

"William has been fired," Fred said.

"Yeah, without Quidditch, we were thinking of going to Akali Shop to help out." George nodded.

"If you get expelled, Mrs. Weasley will be Howler every day," William chuckled.

"Besides, Umbridge will be expelled before the final. What you should be worried about is Gryffindor not making it to the final."

"They definitely won't last that long; this year's champion is Hufflepuff," Cedric chuckled lewdly.

With William out and the Lions practically paralyzed, the championship is definitely Hufflepuff's!

As for Slytherin? They're nothing but rotten fish.

There are actually many ways to punish Umbridge without her finding out.

William raised his wand and cast Disillusionment Charm on the group.

All three of them knew the Disillusionment Charm, but the Disillusionment Charm varied from person to person.

William's Disillusionment Charm will certainly not be discovered.

Seeing that the students dared not approach, Umbridge smiled smugly.

If we can't handle Stark and Dumbledore, surely we can handle you bunch of idiots?

"Hurry up, or we'll miss the number 2 bus!" she said to Trelawney.

But just then, Umbridge felt someone kick him in the butt from behind.

With immense force and weight, she lunged forward.

Umbridge fell heavily to the ground, her bones feeling like they were about to shatter, but ignoring the pain, she immediately rolled over to look.

There were no students behind them, and all the young wizards retreated to show that they were innocent.

Umbridge gritted his teeth and slowly got up, but before he could even stand up straight, he was punched in the forehead again.

Then she received a kick to the chest, and that wasn't all; she was then struck by a knee to the chin.

Umbridge slid back several meters, and the students along that path immediately scrambled to get out of the way.

Umbridge lay on the ground, frantically scratching, but it was just a battle of wits with thin air.

She screamed wildly, "I'm telling you, you're all ruined! You dared to hit a teacher! Your future is over!"

"Montague, how could you hit the teacher?!" someone suddenly shouted.

Even though William was deliberately keeping his voice down and was preparing to increase the pressure on Umbridge, he knew it was Cedric had shouted it.

As for why he's called "Montague," well, he's the new captain of Slytherin Quidditch.

Cedric is now going all out for the championship.

From now on, if anyone says that the Silly Badger is an honest person, William will get angry with them!

The twins, carrying a large bag, tried to put it over Umbridge's head.

William, straining his voice, shouted, "Hurry up and attack!"

Umbridge's head was covered, and all the students rushed towards her, including Professor Trelawney.

She hit him while shouting:

"Stop! Stop it! Don't fight! Don't fight!"

She actually said:

You can't kill anyone like that!

This farce finally ended with the appearance of Dumbledore.

He rushed over and announced on the spot that Professor Trelawney would be allowed to stay... with room and board provided.

This further fueled the students' belief that Trelawney was Dumbledore's illegitimate daughter.

Otherwise, why would I treat her so well!

In fact, William knew why Dumbledore wouldn't let Trelawney leave.

Back then, it was she who made the Prophecy about Harry and Voldemort.

Once she leaves the school, she will surely be captured by Voldemort, or even killed.

It's only safe to stay at school.

Seeing that she didn't have to leave, Professor Trelawney perked up and insisted:

"No... no, I'm leaving, Dumbledore! I'm leaving... leaving Hogwarts to make a living elsewhere."

Go to schools that appreciate my talent! I'll make a living with my talent!

Albus, feeling very tired, Dumbledore wanted to say:

Your Divination will only be appreciated at Hogwarts. If you go to another school, you won't even pass the interview.

Professor McGonagall also pushed her way through the crowd, walked straight up to Professor Trelawney, patted her firmly on the back, and pulled a large handkerchief from her robe.

"Alright, alright, Sybill... calm down... wipe your nose... stay... once Fudge steps down... I'll give you a raise."

Professor Trelawney wiped away her tears and followed McGonagall with a satisfied expression.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills... My hand still hurts from hitting Umbridge just now.

After the two had walked away, Dumbledore looked at the student and asked:

Where is Professor Umbridge?

"I don't know, it seems like they were beaten up by Slytherin students."

Cedric, who remained where he was, replied as president of the male student council.

"Someone called out Montague's name, and Malfoy's name too... I was stopping everyone at the time, so I couldn't hear clearly."

Snape, standing to the side, felt incredibly annoyed.

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